Helena Christensen is the old as fuck model who still has it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of – pic of the day… This is a new feature here at DrunkenStepfather.com that may be a little too specific to every do again, so take it in while you can….because when it comes to old as fuck models who still have it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…Helena Christensen is the only one who matters… I mean she’s been doing this close to 4 decades and still is exciting to look at…I may or may not be in love.
I don’t really know what this Kelly Ripa, old face, hot body, mom of a dozen thanks to Mexican sperm, who drank the soul of REGIS to carry on another 100 years…is up to, but anything that involves a girl in boys underwear that she’s pulling down on TV, no matter who the person wearing said underwear is, works for me…in fact I encourage it….good job Kelly Ripa, thanks for reminding us you live… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I am probably the only person who doesn’t seem to care that Ireland Baldwin’s dad was exposed for calling her a dirty little pig when she was 10 and he was going through a divorce with her mom…because I don’t think it is really a big deal, and I guess either does Ireland as she takes over the internet with her instagram that one could say stems from having Daddy issues, but probably has more to do with being a rich Hollywood raised 17 year old who is starting to get a ton of male attention and is probably liking it because for her entire life she was the tall awkward girl even her dad treated like shit….because here she is in SPIN class with him which makes her suggestive hip swaying way more wrong that they already were to look at and imagine riding you as a bike…you see she’s 17 dude…chill the fuck out…her birthday is in a month, let her legalize first…..yo…
Here’s a gyrating old lady doing the Miley Cyrus…and I know you’ll like it…because she’s still got a heart beat, even if she’s only got a heart bit for a few more months, because she’s old as fuck, cuz a heart beat is all you really need, you sicko…who isn’t quite as sick as the guy who doesn’t need a heartbeat…this is the kind of thing that should make you want to volunteer at the Old Folks home for sexual reasons…
Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally… That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit… Trust no one..
The unfortunate thing with these pics of Kourtney Kardashian flashing her underwear is that you know if only she exposed herself this way in the bedroom, you know with a high school panty-on rule, the Kardasian DNA or Virus, depending on who you ask, wouldn’t have been passed onto a new generation of demon…but a Kardashian keeping on her panties, is a rare fucking thing, so seeing this mom, containing her junk, is probably more for practical purposes, like not scaring us with the scars of childbirth…you know vanity…rather than function…because no fabric is strong enough to contain this polluted garbage…Remember everything they do is staged and for attention…they are the fucking worst..
This is probably the best video…that has ever been created…it’s the kind of thing you can guarantee Lady Gaga will rip off and turn into a dress for her next award show appearance…because Lady Gaga is a hack…but more importantly…because singing dead fish are the fucking future of all things good. This is a little higher dead fish concept than the guy I know who used to fuck the fish he caught before serving it to his family and friends…
I used to be a fan of Amanda Seyfried. I thought it was interesting that a girl who was so boring in paparazzi pics…could be so naked in all her obscure movie roles, while being so lame in all her mainstream Disney feel good bullshit movies…It’s like she’d book some shit where she’d be dating someone dying of cancer, all jacked up with emotions, then play some lesbian with huge tits who liked getting fisted in some other shit… From being naked in LOVELACE and CHLOE ….I mean I was into it… I used to send Lindsay Lohan messages telling her she’s been replaced in my heart by a new girl…Amanda…from Mean Girls…to which Lindsay Lohan would say “I hate that bitch”…probably for unrelated reasons…. But then Amanda Seyfried let Justin Long fuck her…and not even by accident…like they are in a relationship…the Mac Guy…making her bikini on set hard to jerk off to…since I am the kind of guy who judges a girl by the dudes she’s fucked…always. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I used to be a fan of Amanda Seyfried. I thought it was interesting that a girl who was so boring in paparazzi pics…could be so naked in all her obscure movie roles, while being so lame in all her mainstream Disney feel good bullshit movies…It’s like she’d book some shit where she’d be dating someone dying of cancer, all jacked up with emotions, then play some lesbian with huge tits who liked getting fisted in some other shit… From being naked in LOVELACE and CHLOE ….I mean I was into it… I used to send Lindsay Lohan messages telling her she’s been replaced in my heart by a new girl…Amanda…from Mean Girls…to which Lindsay Lohan would say “I hate that bitch”…probably for unrelated reasons…. But then Amanda Seyfried let Justin Long fuck her…and not even by accident…like they are in a relationship…the Mac Guy…making her bikini on set hard to jerk off to…since I am the kind of guy who judges a girl by the dudes she’s fucked…always. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
A 430-pound gorilla named Patrick is on the move from Dallas to South Carolina. But he isn’t taking a vacation to check out the sights. Deputy Dallas Zoo Director Lynn Kramer says the animal was neglected by his mother and raised by humans – and, as a result, has had difficulty bonding with other members of his species. Especially, the females. Sexist Gorilla Sent to South Carolina “We’ve made a colossal effort to work with him,” Kramer told The Dallas Morning News . “He’s definitely a staff favorite and he would have been a successful leader for a troupe here. But it was not to be.” Patrick has reportedly treated women worse than Joe Francis , nipping at them and “exerting dominance” when placed in their vicinity, according to the zoo’s latest posting on Facebook. The females “became so stressed that they couldn’t eat,” the zoo sadly explained. Due to his behavior, Patrick will live in his own enclosure at the Riverbanks Zoo and Garden in Columbia, South Carolina. “Patrick isn’t going away for “therapy” and he’s not “antisocial,” the zoo said in a statement. “He is simply socialized more to people than to gorillas, so he prefers to be alone. This carefully planned move has been years in the making, involving gorilla experts from across the nation, and is the best move for him and for our Zoo.”
