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Kris Jenner is Showcases the Flaw in Social Media of the Day

The flaw in social media is that a devil hooker who sells her kids off for her own personal gold digging fame….can post half naked bikini pics of herself…even if it is something no one really wants to see because she is the vagina that shat out some of the worst fucking humans to grace the earth…even if their pay check tells a different story… Now that’s not to say she looks bad for a 100 year old…I mean it’s just to say that I would totally K-Fed her if that damn menopause wasn’t standing int he way…. Remember…this is either photoshopped or proof that she’s a demon sent from hell trying to win us over… Stop masturbating to this…seriously…it’s weird….

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Beyonce Gets Pulled Off Stage by a Fan of the Day

This is funny to me, mainly because celebrities are robots and not human to me, you see if this was a girl on a bus, or in a park at the playground, I would probably be like “someone should call the police”…but when it comes to Beyonce, I kinda want him to win, you know and drag her out back to his van where he takes her to some camp in the woods where she is never found again… Unfortunately, Beyonce forgives her crazy fan who can’t get enough Beyonce, after getting manhandled by his super gay powers, because you’d think she’d need farm equipment to handle moving her from pasture to pasture…. The whole thing could have ended so much better to the world…since she’s evil..but again, Beyonce wins.

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Vanessa Hudgens is Still Pudgens of the Day

I have seen Vanessa Hudgens grow up from a 17 year old hairy pussy in some nude pics I am convinced she leaked in efforts to break free from the mouse ear empire that made her and pave the way as a legit actress who gets naked but more importantly…that doesn’t shave her pussy…into a chubby threesome rocking bikini clad bitch in Springbreakers, who I may have hated the entire time, and who I may have been disgusted by her pudge or her comfort level in being in a bikini despite her pudge, even if she is and forever will be Vanessa Pudgens,..a portly body we’ve come to accept… She’s’ out in shorts showing belly and I’m posting it…because that is what she’s all about…embracing the fat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens is Still Pudgens of the Day

I have seen Vanessa Hudgens grow up from a 17 year old hairy pussy in some nude pics I am convinced she leaked in efforts to break free from the mouse ear empire that made her and pave the way as a legit actress who gets naked but more importantly…that doesn’t shave her pussy…into a chubby threesome rocking bikini clad bitch in Springbreakers, who I may have hated the entire time, and who I may have been disgusted by her pudge or her comfort level in being in a bikini despite her pudge, even if she is and forever will be Vanessa Pudgens,..a portly body we’ve come to accept… She’s’ out in shorts showing belly and I’m posting it…because that is what she’s all about…embracing the fat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Does the Selfie of the Day

I guess Kelly Brook’s taking selfies is funny because it reminds me that no one wants to take pics of her…but she wants her pics taken even though she looks a bit like a mom in her 40s at the day spa because that’s what her husband got her last Valentine’s Day and the coupon is about to expire. I mean, she’s like all the other Instagram is her agency girls..only she also releases self-produced calendars…trying to make us all think she matters..when all that really matters when it comes to her is her tits.

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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…

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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…

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Emrata’s Boring Ass Pic for Instagram of the Day

The worst thing about Emily Ratajkowski is that her social climbing whoring worked out for her. I am a much bigger fan of what the social climbing doesn’t work out for a bitch and she ends up working at the stripCLUB, or worst, a waitress or GoGo dancer at the club, because you know they pretend they like it, or that it is good money, and they pretend like they are hot shit and too good to talk to you, but really you know, and they know they are failures who need to get the fuck out…and if you position yourself as the guy who can help them…the’ll do anything for you…while girls like Emily Ratajkowski think they did this on their own, and ignore people like me, who I am pretty sure was one of the first people giving her hype, but now she’s just too fucking cool for school, cuz she’s naked in a fucking music video and milking that like all the cock she’s milked before…unfortunately none of them were mine, but one of them was rumored to be Kanye…and the sick thing in all this, is that I’m still totally down with writing her love letters, songs and poetry to perform for her the day it all falls apart for her, when she’s no longer 20, hot bodied and desired…I’m a bottom feeder like that….

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Aline Weber is Hot for Elle Brasil of the Day

Aline Weber is some 24 year old small breasted Brazilian model s who is amazing to look at…you may remember her from the movie A Single Man…about a gay dude who kills himself…she played one of his students and was likely the least gay part of the movie…or maybe you remember her from walking the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show back in 2006 during fashion week…you homo… Or if you’re like me you remember her from her Naked Photoshoot ….because where there are nipples I can be found…just ask the local dairy farmer..whatever the fuck that means….

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Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day

Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced. She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.

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