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#stepGIRL Modeling #BelovedShirts of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our homies at Beloved Shirts sent us up a couple of their cool as fuck sweatshirts…so we did the only natural thing we could with them…and that was dress up one of our hot little #stepGIRLS in the shirt and have our stepPHOTOGRAPHER Monseiur Coms take pics of her… The peeing pic is my favorite, but in my defence, I love watching girls pee, especially when it is on my face…but that’s just me… The outdoor naughty wifey pic isn’t all that bad either, at least not according to the dude who drove around the block 10 times screaming at her while she was shooting it…out creeping me…something I hate to see happen…because I want to be the top creep…but I guess that’s what happens when the only thing I win at is failing…I am the top failure around… But this isn’t about me…this is about smoking babes in sweatshirts…looking hot enough to master-bake to…..

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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini for Purple of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is some accomplished pro-surfer, whatever the fuck that means, who apparently has been told by enough dudes that she’s got a above average fit ass while in her bikini…an ass that she obviously thinks is awesome because she seems to do more ass than surfing….from twerking at surf events to posting tons of ass pics on her instagram … Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about surfing, unless it is on my dick and/or face…but I do care about ass…so it works for me…unfortunately she doesn’t…because if she did, her first job would be letting me try to get her pregnant…with my mouth…. Either way, she did a bikini fashion shoot for Purple that was shot by the amazing and beautiful Andi Elloway …who should have also been in this shoot in her bikini, turning this fashion porn into some lesbian themed porn…. But instead it was all Anastasia…fuck her for taking all the attention..no wait just fuck her…literally…but romantically and passionately with her all locked in a cage in my basement, as I stare in her starving cuz I haven’t fed her eyes, before spitting in her face and choking her out, as my dick slides in and out of her ass during a herpes outbreak…you know my kind of romance the real kind… Let’s just hope when she’s googles herself and sees this post about her…and gets turned on instead of a restraining order… Cuz I am in love with this bitch and pretty much ready to marry this bitch…and start a family with this bitch…or at least try to start a family with this bitch…over and over and over and over and over again… I feel so alone.

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Imogen Thomas Looking Amazing for NUTS of the Day

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Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…

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Imogen Thomas Looking Amazing for NUTS of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…

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Courtney Stodden’s Girls and Corpses Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Stodden shot this “Girls and Corpses” photoshoot for some obscure niche fetish site a while ago, but this is the first time I’ve seen the pictures, because like the rest of the world, I really don’t care about what Courtney Stodden or her fake tits are up to, I kinda just come across it when she manages to make enough noise to get noticed…like doing this weirdness… Call me crazy, but the idea of girls with rotting corpses is not quite as much of a turn on as if these pics were of Courtney Stodden’s corpse…not cuz I’m necro and like dead bodies, in fact I hate seeing dead bodies….but because a dead Courtney Stodden is what’s best for the world she has been polluting and making a mockery of with her stripper antics that don’t normally bother me unless I see her getting press… This is just noise that doesn’t matter…yet we’re all looking…the worst.

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Kate Upton is a Huge Model…Literally…of the Day

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You like what I did there don’t you… In the event you don’t keep on top of Kate Upton news, like Kate Upton keeps on top of baked goods…she’s won some model of the year, or biggest model of the year award, that would make sense if it was like a pumpkin contest at the fair, you know the whole “this one ways 175 lbs, give her a ribbon”…but that is more about her fame level..and less about her dress size…even though you’d think her dress size would have more of a negative impact on her fame level…but then again people aren’t as logical as me…and they just see tits…and sometimes tits is all you need to fuck a fat bitch you meet at a bar when drunk…so I guess the same logic applies to models… Who cares…she looks like a fucking walrus…stop loving her. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Helena Christensen for GQ Germany of the Day

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There are very few old as fuck women who excite me, but for some reason Helena Christensen, who must be in her 60s, still has it going on…she’s built to fucking last and the fact that she was modelling Victoria’s Secret in the late 80s and still looks like this 30 years later, blows my fucking mind…and that’s why she’s up there as one of my favorite models, even though I generally don’t groupie on anything, as I am not easily impressed, but when a bitch takes her shit so seriously she defies science and aging, I kinda have to notice…it’s like a freak of nature in a good way, unlike a freak of nature with a finger growing out of her neck thanks to being inbred, which is a freak of nature in a bad way, unless you’re a lesbian, in which case that neck finger is just a new phallus to fuck…fun.

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Rikki Nyx is DSFcams Girl of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is RIKKI NYX and she TITTY FUCKS HERSELF AND SUCKS OFF A DILDO …making her today’s DSFcam girl of the Day, because all it takes to become a DSFCam girl is a willingness to get naked…for free or for money…just as long as you’re naked…and when naked…you can keep things entertaining…you fucking win… TO SEE MORE OF THIS BABE ALL HARDCORE TITTY FUCKING HERSELF VISIT STEPSMUT TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE BEST WEBCAM SITE IN THE HISTORY OF WEBCAM SITES VISIT DSFCAMS

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Lucy Pinder Topless for her Website of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Pinder has big tits. Big tits that she’s taken ownership of and decided to expose on her own website, rather than a third party site, assuming that Lucy Pinder isn’t one of those retard pornstars who gives her website to some dude to run cuz she doesn’t know that internet shit, she just knows how to get topless, cuz topless is where her brains are… And topless is where I’m staring…

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