Sometimes all a beach needs a little friendly game of throw your beach chair at your neighbor to really allow you to take in the horrible techno music, fully embrace your molly roll, as half naked girls in bikinis walk by you….I mean why take in the sun and scenery of a beautiful hot summer day…when you can start beach chair riots… It happened in Israel, I can’t be too sure if it has anything to do with the Palestinians and the Jews fighting over beach territory, but I am going to assume that it is, provided Palestinians are allowed on the beaches…
This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle. Some people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic. It’s not porno, it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.
She’s not showing her nipple. She’s not half naked. She’s just posing in front of mirrors, like a high production selfie, taken by a professional, in a professionally lit studio, with hair, make-up and wardrobe, so I guess not like a selfie at all… I guess she’s worked her way into my heart, in a way that I just like looking at pics of her…it’s like that moment you have a girl spend the night who you have fucked before, but you didn’t fuck that night, yet you don’t seem to care that you didn’t fuck her, you’re just happy she’s sleeping in your bed…I think they call it love..but I can’t be too sure, this is the first time it’s happening to me…and I guess either can you, since you’re a fucking virgin… Boring pics, hot bitch, works for me…
The name Hilda…has never been so hot…but in the name Hilda’s defence, it has never been hot…if you know what I mean… Her name is unfortunately Hilda, the kind of name you would strategically change if you had good management, because it isn’t all that marketable or exciting…but luckily for her, she is… From Brazil, built like a tall hipster…posing like a tall hipster…in what is semi-erotic and even soft core porn, if we were still in the 80s….cuz thanks to the internet, the only think we consider soft core is when they use condoms…or they edit out the pop shot…
Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit…. You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite.. I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks… We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul… To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE
A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…
I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now… Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots… Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run it’s course and doesn’t exist, but rather is also the mainstream, where all the college frat kids who would be in The Gap if this was the 90s, are eating up and shitting it out…whether it’s EDM, or twerking, or Diplo, or whatever shit I blame the internet and her inability to leave the house cuz she’s famous for…it’s all been done….so done even some Disney bitch is up on it…which is another reason I like her, because being a Disney bitch at least in the past, making this kind of move, would be challenging…people would frown, but for some reason we don’t give a fuck how bad she is for her tween fans…because the world has gone to shit and we’ve all just accepted it… But mainly, I just like her tight little body…at least in pictures…because I’m sure she’s a pain in the ass to hang out with, all spoiled and annoying….with a staff of coddlers…but in pictures..short hair…tight body people call a boy body or Bieber body or not…she’d be great to cum on..or in if you seek a retirement plan… I guess what it comes down to is whether Fame whore Terry Richardson pulled his dick out, as he does, and made her touch it, with her mouth, because the trick to every hand job girls, is to use your mouth….because I know I would…
We get it Gaga…you’re dropping a new album…but seeing her naked makes me feel like THIS GUY ON THE SCOOTER …or even THIS GUY … She’s not hot, in fact she’s disgusting. Her act is played out, bullshit and annoying. She’s just a puppet for ugly people and the execs who make money off her….and as much as I am into artistic expression through nudity, even if the artistic expression is solid bully shit and just fantasy of a empty bitch pretending to be an artist..or have meaning… She grosses me the fuck out…. Here is her shoot for V she wants everyone talking about, because everyone forgot about her the last few months, because that’s just how our attention span works….if you’re not screaming for attention, you don’t fucking exist…so here’s the screaming…that’s not quite as intense as HER SCREAMIN IN HER NUDE KICKSTARTER VIDEO …for her crazy meditation center she’s too cheap to bankroll, but totally into getting naked for, cuz it got the blogs talking…Useless maybe, ugly definitely, but ultimately, who cares…
I wonder why this mom’s instagram of her in a bikini having a fun summer weekend in a bikini is far hotter than every mom I have on my TWITTER , FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM ..who post bikini pics on those sites without advising a panel of experts because if they advised a panel of expert they would in no way allow them to put up their bikini pics.. It’s like is Doutzen really genetically superior to 99 percent of moms? Or does she just put in work. Are all other moms just lazy and failing, because based on their vacation pics, they pretty much don’t give a fuck and have clearly thrown in the towel… I mean why is looking at Doutzen Kroes amazing, despite knowing she’s tainted by the black cock and the baby, two strikes against her but still spectacular…
This is amazing…I am glad it was broadcast on national TV, because being a midnight molester, date rapist, deserves to be celebrated on this kind of scale…I mean where’s the fun in saving it for the back alley, or basement apartment….the only thing I’m wondering is whether he even knows this girl, or more importantly, if she’s even alive….
