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Ashley Benson Slutting Out for Nylon of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is one of the fat chicks from Disney who was in her bikini for Spring Breakers…because I guess that’s just the way genetically modified food, hormone in the food, special chemicals in the Disney craft services food, too much sugar in the food, new generation mutant girls are built. You know from food companies trying to save money to mass produce shit, to poultry induced puberty, to Disney wanting their bitches to stay 15 forever, they are just a fucking mess…a half naked hormonal mess that knows being slutty gets her boring ass noticed and getting noticed makes her money….and that’s why she’ posting this preview to her NYLON shoot that looks like the intro to a Snuff film, which I am sure a lot of you freaks are into….so I’m posting it. To see pics of her in a shitty see through shirt CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal’s Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal was dumped by Adam Levine after he fucked her…and any girl not good enough for Adam Levine, isn’t good enough for me. But I will post pics of her semi-retard looking face in boring catalog pics, because a body can carry a girl to the top…or at least SI Swimsuit, a magazine I am sure she’s in the running for SI Cover…if Emrata doesn’t beat her to it with her new found fame…which I think she will. I just hate her, partially for being so typical in groupie-ing on Maroon 5…no wait…entirely for groupie-ing on Maroon 5….

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Bregje Heinen Has s Solid Instagram of the Day

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Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off… I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.

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Cara Delevingne Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.

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Paris Hilton’s Obnoxious Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I want to sniff her bathing suit…just to see how what it smells like…I mean I’d go as far a say that I’d wring it out and drink the water from the crotch…like a man who just spent 3 days lost in the desert…. I guess, despite hating the bitch as much as you can hate a vapid tacky rich girl who craves too much attention but fails at it because she’s as old and tired as her one trick…I would be into K-Fedding her, because let’s face it, she’s still Paris Hilton, and free hotel stays for life herpes is better than gutter drug addict who’s pimp may come after you and kill you herpes…right? Here are her self shot pics, cuz no one’s bothering taking pics of her. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

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I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.

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Lake Bell’s Fat Tits Cover New York Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lake Bell is some rich kid who became an actor as rich kids do…she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”…she’s 34, she’s got huge tits, she’s naked and body painted on the cover of New York Magazine, you can kinda see her nipple if you’re a big enough virgin…ultimately…who fucking cares. Just stare…

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Paris Hilton Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Paris Hilton must be 45 years old now, but it’s nice to see she’s still putting in effort to get some level of attention, despite the whole Kim Kardashian winning at her own game against her, despite being fat…. You know, two rich girls who really don’t need to make themselves famous, but do anyway, through sex, because being famous is more fun than just having unlimited funds to finance their spoiled cunt behavior… I was a fan of Paris falling off the map after years of being over exposed unnecessarily, and I am a fan of the fact that the paparazzi don’t even bother with anymore, and that the only people who actually care about her posting bikini pics are herself, and I guess me, because I’m posting this shit…but in my defence, I have a hard time letting go of the past and that’s why I am an alcoholic.. The good news, is that unlike that Kardashian, this party slut rich kid, isn’t fat….

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Charisma Carpenter Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts… The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good. Sure she’s not as amazing as she was in Playboy a decade ago, cuz I can’t see her coifed manicured bush….but her implants are looking’ alright, but I guess in their defence, unlike her vagina, they aren’t in their 40s…now are they….

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Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes from Lovelace of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love vintage porn because it has a certain level of eroticism rather than just gratuitous throat fucking, like the porn of today, because we as a people have lost our filter and are incapable of getting off to anything that isn’t graphic starring seriously damaged girls…but vintage porn, that shit paved the way for this shit, and most importantly, has rocking’ bush and I love bush, the hairier the fucking better. I also love Amanda Seyfried playing Lindsay Lohan playing Linda Lovelace from Deep Throat….because I love Amanda Seyfried in all her non-Disney shit movies…because she’s got great tits and is down to be naked…sure she’s boring as fuck for the paparazzi, but she when she’s getting paid, she fucking brings it… Here are some of the sex scenes from Lovelace, including a horrible anal scene, that if happened today, her vagina would be dripping and not taking a post rape shower… Good times… If you’re bored I suggest you compare this nude scene with these nude scenes: Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons …and/or Amanda Seyfried in Chloe This is so hot to me that I need to cool me down…

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