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The White Unicorn is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Store of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just call me Ellen you can tell by my haircut and dried vagina juice on my beard..it’s the stepHOLIDAY gift guide that isn’t quite a giveaway, but who needs a giveaway, when you’re more interested in buying gifts for people in your life, ideally who you want to fuck, unless you’re buying those gifts for your mom, in which case, I hope you don’t want to fuck her, but that she may appreciate a nice gift like Christmas Lingerie to use to make some GIFTS YOU DON”T NEED money….because Christmas is the time of year that is most financially strained and perfect to take on new hobbies like sex work So that is why we’re sending you to our friends over at THE WHITE UNICORN who we worked with on Halloween, because they had a hot selection of costumes, and now have a hot collection of Holiday gifts…. They’ve got SEX TOYS They’ve got LINGERIE They’ve got BEAUTY PRODUCTS They’ve got PARTY SUPPLIES They’ve got it all, like an adult novelty shop online and it’s great…so shop there… And if you’re all alone on Christmas get a MALE MASTURBATOR TO FUCK ….less greasy than fucking the Turkey… Here are some babes from their site and around the internet doing that Christmasness.. The post The White Unicorn is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Store of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid Nipples for Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Pirelli Calendar is still a thing, even though there’s an app for that and we don’t need Calendars….but I guess there are still blue collar workers and mechanics who need to objectify women with their toxic masculinity and misogyny, and set up a set of tits for the month to stare at every day of that month while scheduling their doctor’s appointments or welfare check payments or whatever….so rich entitled cunts like Gigi Hadid are still around thirsty for work, attention, an excuse to post and be part of what was once a prestigious thing, but is now just struggling and willing to use anyone they can to draw some attention to what was a marketing hustle that worked really well for a LONG time…while now it’s just irrelevant. Here is the behind the scenes video of the slutty photoshoot.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gigi Hadid Nipples for Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t post these pics of Bebe Rexha, one of the Dua Lipa / Bebe Rexha / Rita Ora – Albanian popstars who get slutty on the internet so people care about them enough to listen to their call to Prayer chants they are genetically programmed to hav based on their Albanian roots…unless Albania is Christian which it could be. I’m not fucking Google or the CIA….I’m not your ask a friend lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire….I’m just a titty blogger looking at tits… But yes…I didn’t post these pics a few days ago, because I don’t like encouraging fat girls trying to be popstars now that they have proved themselves as successful song writers for other talent….because I feel like it is like encouraging a retard to do a dance in high school assembly for the school to point and laugh….even though we live in an era of fat chick lives mattering and perverts being willing to fuck anything with a pussy…so that when a fatty on the rise even if fat girls prefer to sit….puts her pussy on blast in some weird tight outfit….they get excited instead of disgusted by it…while I am old school and still get disgusted by it… I’ll post it anyway….cuz that’s the kind of equal rights motherfucker I am….even if I don’t believe it…I still pretend I do on the internet like everyone else on the internet trying to save face rather than letting their TRUE selves out… Here she is in some tight bodysuit for a music video And her big tits … JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Edita Vilkeviciute Still Has Big Tits of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edita Vilkeviciute is old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up easy, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, like their vaginas are intact and the whole thing is fucking weird. I guess the whole getting paid thing keeps them at it, why not cash in and get money to continue to do pretty much nothing, the most simplistic shit….BUT there’s still something nice about cashing out, disappearing and enjoying the rest of your life without showing your tits to stay relevant…but that getting paid thing keeps their rich boyfriends and husbands thinking they are worth the investment and I guess it’s all just one big lie anyway…and instead of analyzing it in a top level unimportant way..we should just look at the tits…and say “hey tits. I see you tits”….which is really the depth I like to put into things…you know half retarding through life. The post Edita Vilkeviciute Still Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is still posting bikini pics – in the event you were one of those Elizabeth Hurley fans because you just can’t get enough Austin Powers…her biggest moment…. Speaking of Austin Powers, I am a slob and not very good at managing pretty much anything, so I was looking through a box and saw a DVD RENTAL BOX from 2001, when DVDs were a thing and it was Austin Powers..the Liz Hurley One…and I hate that kind of comedy and don’t even remember seeing that video – but here it is in my possession…maybe it was left behind by a crackwhore or maybe I am blocking out the day I robbed a videostore of their worst movie ever…but I can say with confidence that if I do have that DVD, it has likely been jerked off to, whether I remember or not…and the target of that jerking off was likely these tits….30 fucking years ago…but for some reason still looking very similar…weird muppets everywhere. Here is some weird beauty cream thing she posted… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself… I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul…. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Have I posted these Elsa Hosk pictures before? Not that I know of. So here they are… Making Victoria’s Secret Great Again, despite all the hate they are getting for not featuring trans models…like why would they…they don’t sell TUCK tape…that these liberal social justice idiots blame for their earning dropping 40 percent…without thinking for a second that maybe Victoria’s Secret as a whole, despite no trannies, is a dated fucking concept and the mall brand store can’t support the high rents they pay, when people are buying their underwear off instagram from unknown brands…you can only keep the life of 4 dollar panties from China for 40 dollars for so long…. It’s got nothing to do with Trannies and everything to do with sucking as a whole…. So stop thinking sales reflect them being unrelateable cuz they don’t use fat chicks or chicks with dicks… The post Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Malin Ackerman Wedding Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malin Ackerman got married on the beach and flashed the people / paparazzi her panties to let them know what they won’t be getting any of – cuz it now belongs to this dude – only she did it in the worst way – since the panty flash wasn’t a labia flash and I’m far too literal, I blame autism that is not diagnosed, and need a fucking arrow pointed at her spread vagina with a NEON sign saying “Taken for Now”…cuz all these idiots are flimsy and cheat on each other and really desecrate the sanctity of marriage because they’ve repurposed the idea of marriage into some weird roommate situation where each party is equal and there is no power dynamic, or traditional gender roles to keep things the way they are supposed to be…I guess it goes hand in hand with the whole emasculating of the American Male where vaginas are growing everywhere Penis once was….with open marriages and cuckolding…making this more of a lesbian gay marriage than anything…. But SHE IS FLASHING panty and that’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HRE The post Malin Ackerman Wedding Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm….. Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer Tits in a Bra on Stage of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madison Beer is an artist…a pop star artist…who climbed out of the depths of Youtube, which if you’ve used google you’ll know is the top 4 results on any google search…because they own Youtube and want to make it bigger than Netflix, even if they are bigger than netflix, the fuckers control the internet and decide what becomes relevant or big, based on their personal vision for themselves as a company, you know to satisfy their shareholders…and can basically troll the fuck out of all of us..and when they do, there are people who benefit…in the early 2000s it was people with websites…because google would run their ads on the sites and wanted to have as much banner inventory as possible for when they went public…which was great for people who were allowed to run google ads, I know many sites that were making over 100k a month off just putting up google ads…no effort at all…then they did the same thing with youtube personalities like Madison Beer, throwing money at her to keep hr producing…and now she’s a starlet who may not be as mainstream as other starlets but who has great tits that have made lots of youtube money and are now ready to make other mainstream money….tits first the way momma taught her cuz perverts live beyond just YOUTUBE…and are everywhere…like here. Here she is in a nude bikini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer Tits in a Bra on Stage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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