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Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes… Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

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74 Year Old Arrested with Felony Assault of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The story goes like this, this 74 year old women was asked to leave, she didn’t get up as fast as the cop wanted to her, so they arrested her, because like 74 year old women, she was a total threat to these Texas cops…I mean she could bake him cookies that make him fatter and knit him a sweater all his friends laugh at…I mean she’s 74 fucking years old asshole. Here’s the cop’s statement: She attempted to resist by grabbing the chair, not standing, and pulling back from me. We broke her hold of the chair and got her up and as I escorted her up the gallery steps Trooper Hall released her. I was escorting her by the arm up the steps by myself and she continued to try and pull away from me. At the top of the stairs, she spun and slapped my face with her open hand and told me to let her go. The intentional slap to the face by Northington was offensive and I was currently wearing a State Trooper uniform…At this point i spun her around and proceeded to handcuff her for the assault. While trying to handcuff her she continued to resist by pulling her arms and attempted to twist away from me…Ms. Northington was transported to Travis County SO without further incident.. Ridiculous….

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Christina Aguilera May Be Getting Fit, But Her Ass Is Confused of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Aguilera reminds us that making fun of a fat bitch, works. It is something that parents at school and the media call bullying, something they are aggressively campaigning against because a few gay kids and a fat weirdo killed themselves, making it a fucking national crisis, despite it being part of human nature, and even seen in the animal world, with primates and shit, but we’re civilized and need to keep our shit talking or telling people they are inadequate to our fucking selves, or else we will get arrested… Bullying works…and if it didn’t, why would this pig be hitting the gym daily, cuz clearly she was into being fat, and even tried to take ownership on it, before it became too much for her to handle, and I’m not just talking about the elastic waistband of her pants, I’m talking her soul… So now she’s getting fit, but her ass is in a state of confusion, as it bounces around in leggings trying to figure out what it all means, is it meant to be fat, or round, or flat, it just doesn’t know what’s going on, and for some reason I find it fascinating to stare at. Follow X-Tina’s lead, choose life, not diabetes. With Love, Jesus Martinez #cyberbully. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ireland Baldwin Paddleboards in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken…. The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself… It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism.. Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst. She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since…. She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst. She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since…. She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

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Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is the back-up Rihanna for when shit falls apart at the seams for current Rihanna. This business is about money making people, not about keeping artists sane and under control, if anything they want them to fall apart, it makes for good business, reunion tours, and greatest hits albums, while making room for new people to bring in the dollars….it is in their best interest for these people to self destruct, especially at Rihanna’s size, where she controls all her shit, cuz she feels she doesn’t need them and can negotiate with any label she wants cuz she’s Rihanna, which is a little too much power for any performer to have…so they send in management with cocaine, and bad boyfriends, and throw whatever they can at her to have it all crash and burn…to make the real fortune off these bitches in the first 1-3 albums…something I guess they are prepping for this Rita Ora chick…cuz she’s everywhere, even topless in GQ UK this August…makin’ moves, being prepped and I’m ready to stare at her tits, cuz they are big.

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Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is the back-up Rihanna for when shit falls apart at the seams for current Rihanna. This business is about money making people, not about keeping artists sane and under control, if anything they want them to fall apart, it makes for good business, reunion tours, and greatest hits albums, while making room for new people to bring in the dollars….it is in their best interest for these people to self destruct, especially at Rihanna’s size, where she controls all her shit, cuz she feels she doesn’t need them and can negotiate with any label she wants cuz she’s Rihanna, which is a little too much power for any performer to have…so they send in management with cocaine, and bad boyfriends, and throw whatever they can at her to have it all crash and burn…to make the real fortune off these bitches in the first 1-3 albums…something I guess they are prepping for this Rita Ora chick…cuz she’s everywhere, even topless in GQ UK this August…makin’ moves, being prepped and I’m ready to stare at her tits, cuz they are big.

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Rihanna Twerking to Drake of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I go on rants about Rihanna all the time, but there’s not debating she’s fucking awesome. Not only is she an exhibitionist, who doesn’t give a fuck about what she says or does, cuz she’s Rihanna and that means she’s already won, she’s got more money than God…but she’s also pretty fucking hot while she does it…if you’re not a white supremacist racist, which you probably are…you know the kind of hick who wishes slavery was never abolished because you think that was when America took a turn for the worst, with all the intercity gangs and hip hop music…while unlike you, I am all about this life…this bitch is spending money, ballin’ out, hanging with her hot friends and twerking in self produced video…reminding me of my dream of starting a twerk school for white girls…cuz you know they all want to do it now that Miley does it, and you know it’s hot as fuck when they do…shake that ass Rihanna…I love you. Here’s some pics she posted to Instagram at some Chanel show shit in Paris…

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Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD…. I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment. The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…

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