I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that. I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours… I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed…. Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…
I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that. I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours… I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed…. Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…
There is very little amazing going on in these pics…I mean really the only amazing thing I see happening here is how willing I am right now to eat Minnie Driver’s asshole for days…when instinctively I should be disgusted by it…I mean she’s not 18-22, her uterus isn’t fresh, but rather slightly used, yet I am still willing to explore the depths of her soul via her labia…I guess because I fuck disgusting things when they come along and usually I fuck them without a condom…as I am a firm believe that not all pussy is created equally, but all pussy deserves to be fucked equally, because otherwise it would have been born a set of testicles…even if it looks like a set of testicles…all deflated and dangling… I guess this is just putting me to the test of how low I would go – which is really low…so low that Minnie Driver is on the higher end of the asses I’d be willing to eat…maybe in the top 1 percent. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Despite that fact that everything in me…I’m talking right down to my fucking core…including but not limited to my fucking soul…wants to hate this Nicole Richie bikini pictures, but she just looks so fit, thin and tiny and I really kinda like it. She’s a mom of 2, she’s naturally not very hot at all and all my interactions with her from back in the DJ AM days when I was forced to hang with her, she’s been nothing but straight fucking cunt, but for some reason, a reason I call expensive natural looking implants, I want to stepfather her useless brat children… I mean this vagina has seen some much and now I want to see it, and while I wait for it, I’ll just stare at the bikini pics. I hate myself more than I already do for endorsing this girl, but bikinis do that to me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rita Ora is the UK Rihanna impersonator they are crafter and moulding to be the next Rihanna, only she’s got better tits, and thanks to a training routine, a better body, as she teaches us the proper way to mount a yacht after jumping in, with titties out, all soaking wet, because we all will be mounting yachts all summer as we are high society up at DrunkenStepfather.com, even if we aren’t being trained to be the next Rihanna just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end….a deep end I’d like to watch Rita Ora climb out of, since she’s so good at getting out of the water…you like what I did there…I took titty pics and made them a metaphor of her life…I’m a fucking genius, fuck you. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rita Ora is the UK Rihanna impersonator they are crafter and moulding to be the next Rihanna, only she’s got better tits, and thanks to a training routine, a better body, as she teaches us the proper way to mount a yacht after jumping in, with titties out, all soaking wet, because we all will be mounting yachts all summer as we are high society up at DrunkenStepfather.com, even if we aren’t being trained to be the next Rihanna just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end….a deep end I’d like to watch Rita Ora climb out of, since she’s so good at getting out of the water…you like what I did there…I took titty pics and made them a metaphor of her life…I’m a fucking genius, fuck you. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
It must be a devastating day for J.Woww….knowing that Snooki and her fitness, despite being a mom, has a hotter body than her… It is a devastating day for me, knowing that Snooki and her fitness despite being a mom, has a hotter body that J.Woww… Whenever these garbage humans come along and I know who they are, I kinda hate myself a little more than I already do…the good news the best medicine for hating myself is drinking and that’s my fucking favorite…
Victoria Justice has a porn name and she’s modelling in a bikini on the beach…leading me to believe that when this child star shit is over for her…she’ll be sucking dick on camera…just hoping people still care or at least remember her like it was still that glory days…that or she’ll just get knocked up some rich producer to live the Hollwyood life from the other angle, but that’s far less fun than breaking…and struggling to matter…and while we wait with very little anticipation as to what happens to her, since we don’t give a fuck about her now, here she is in a bikini for the internet….
Takes animal lover to a whole new level. Woman Hides Pet Rats In Underwear According to The NY Post They smelled a rat. A Long Island flight attendant was accused of hiding pet rats in her pantyhose and panties in order to sneak them onto planes, according to a lawsuit. But veteran American Airlines stewardess Louann Giambattista, 55, says allegations made by three colleagues were “absurd” and “patently false” — and they have turned her life upside-down. The purported “Willard” witnesses included a pilot who helped her out of a van at the airport during a layover on Feb. 26, 2012. The aviator claimed “he saw a bulge in [her] pocket” and saw “what he thought was a live pet,” according to papers filed in Brooklyn federal court. Later, during the flight from St. Martin to Miami, a fellow flight attendant “believed [Giambattista] fed her pet rats,” court papers said. Giambattista, an admitted animal lover, said the co-worker assumed she was feeding her furry friends because she saw her “eating a dinner roll out of a cup.” But Giambattista claims the roll was for her — and that she hid it in a cup to avoid looking unprofessional in front of passengers. When the co-workers ratted on Giambattista upon landing in Florida, a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent questioned her and searched her belongings for an hour, she alleges. A lawyer for the Long Beach woman called the claims of flying rodents preposterous. “Everybody has pets — she has her pets at home, not at work,” attorney Stephen Morelli said. “She’s not a nut. They’re making her out to be a nut.” In response to the reported rats on a plane, the airline put a flag on her passport, according to the lawsuit Giambattista filed last week. Though no critters were ever found, Giambattista said she remained blacklisted for more than a year, with federal agents subjecting her to stops and searches every time she passed through customs, “making it nearly impossible for [her] to report to work.” ICE agents bullied her and threatened her with a strip search, she charges in court papers. She claims she was put “on display” during one interrogation in an employee break room, as other airline employees filtered in and out “purely to observe.” The situation left her with symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder, including “debilitating anxiety,” Giambattista claims. But American Airlines refused to transfer her to domestic flights so she could avoid customs, the 33-year industry veteran maintains. “There was no reason for it,” Giambattista said of why she was targeted. “People say, ‘There must have been a reason,’ but there is none.” Giambattista is seeking unspecified damages. American Airlines said it would respond to the claims in court. A dog owner, Giambattista also has gerbils and hamsters. “She’s got a lot of different pets,” lawyer Morelli said. “She had the rat — it died.” Post-traumatic stress…really? That’s almost as crazy as carrying a rat in your underwear.
This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes… Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.