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Elsa Hosk is Hot for Elle Sweden of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is fucking Amazing…She’s a Swedish model who has done shit for Victoria’s Secret and who makes me want to go to IKEA and try to convince their staff to let me jerk off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls after getting caught jerking off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls…just to get closer to her cultural roots…even though unlike IKEA, this body is built to last… I don’t know what I am talking about, I know nothing about IKEA and more importantly, I have better things to do than write about some model I want to piece together with my semen….you know like her off to some model I want to piece together with my semen…

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Helen Flanagan Titty Flash of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Flanagan, Soap Opera Star turned Glamour model, because her daddy issues were just that fucking intense, is pulling her tit out of a bathing suit, and I don’t know when this picture was taken, I just know it happened, and I support her insane career move, to basically throw away a career, in efforts to celebrate her tits in pics…I mean a totally illogical move, like a lawyer babe deciding to work the bikini car wash, but a move I’m willing to support, because it leads to great things, like sex tapes…you know thanks to already being comfortable in front of the camera.. This Helen Flanagan has a lot of potential…at least based on this picture of her….. I think all girls should pull their tits out in protest…on their social media…so I can masturbate to them…I think I am going to try to start that movement…and while I do that…stare at this tit..

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Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Air France of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ioanna Ntenti is Greece’s Next Top Model’s 2nd Runner up, whatever that means…and all I see is a babe who I’d like to feed Greek food before going Greek, because you can’t go Greek on an empty stomach…even though you probably should if you’re looking to not accidentally shit all over the dude you’re going Greek with’s dick….not that going Greek is called going Greek to the Greeks, that’s just regular sex, the anus is the vagina, the vagina is for baby making, and as a small penis man who hates condoms, already smells like shit, and doesn’t want unwanted pregnancy, Greek works for me…and so does this Ioanna bitch, cuz she’s fucking hot…. Here she is for Air France…because I guess Air France is so fashionable they do bikini photoshoots…unlike the discount airlines I fly who barely afford uniforms for their fat tired staff… Here she is on Youtube in her underwear looking hot.. I’m in love.

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Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t Small and Humble in Elle of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shakira is in the recent issue of Elle and it’s not all that eventful, but maybe I am just bias and don’t really like celebrating new moms, under any circumstance, and if I feel the need to look at Shakira pictures, I’ll go back to her booty shaking tweak videos from before she was a pregnant cow…. The only reason I am bothering with these is because she’s showing off cleavage, an new addition to her body thanks to being a pregnant cow, all full of milk, and I guess she made the point of saying her breasts were small and humble, that you can’t confuse them for mountains in one of her hit songs, well that’s still true, but they are bigger than they used to be, and she seems pretty happy about that… If you need more reason to hate Shakira, you can tune into the Voice, where she plays a latino version of Christina Aguilera, even though Aguilera pretends she’s latino, only Shakira, is a few bra sizes smaller than that cow…but equally annoying.

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Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shakira is in the recent issue of Elle and it’s not all that eventful, but maybe I am just bias and don’t really like celebrating new moms, under any circumstance, and if I feel the need to look at Shakira pictures, I’ll go back to her booty shaking tweak videos from before she was a pregnant cow…. The only reason I am bothering with these is because she’s showing off cleavage, an new addition to her body thanks to being a pregnant cow, all full of milk, and I guess she made the point of saying her breasts were small and humble, that you can’t confuse them for mountains in one of her hit songs, well that’s still true, but they are bigger than they used to be, and she seems pretty happy about that… If you need more reason to hate Shakira, you can tune into the Voice, where she plays a latino version of Christina Aguilera, even though Aguilera pretends she’s latino, only Shakira, is a few bra sizes smaller than that cow…but equally annoying.

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More from the Miley Cyrus Photoshoot That Won’t Die of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Miley Cyrus photoshoot that first dropped A MONTH AGO …and that slowly had FOLLOW UP POSTS as they released pictures…including a FAKE TITTY FLASH ….just won’t die.. The photographer, or her handlers, just keep releasing pics from different angles of her, in a one-piece, showing off her fit little body, that turns me on, because it’s so small and tight, even if attached to a horrible girl with a very thick wallet, and I don’t mean her labia, I mean her bank account, one big enough to K-Fed and ignore all that is horrible about her… I guess they realize perverts like me will just keep on posting them..especially when they feature ass cheek.

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More from the Miley Cyrus Photoshoot That Won’t Die of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Miley Cyrus photoshoot that first dropped A MONTH AGO …and that slowly had FOLLOW UP POSTS as they released pictures…including a FAKE TITTY FLASH ….just won’t die.. The photographer, or her handlers, just keep releasing pics from different angles of her, in a one-piece, showing off her fit little body, that turns me on, because it’s so small and tight, even if attached to a horrible girl with a very thick wallet, and I don’t mean her labia, I mean her bank account, one big enough to K-Fed and ignore all that is horrible about her… I guess they realize perverts like me will just keep on posting them..especially when they feature ass cheek.

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski …or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

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Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical. After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song. I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious. If that doesn’t appeal to you… Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..

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