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Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Grazia of the Day

Ioanna Ntenti is some Greek model who was winner or runner up of Greek’s Next Top Model, where I hear one of the tests was not performing Anal sex with editors of magazines in order to get jobs, because Anal sex is normal sex in Greece, and in being Greek, it’s kinda just what she does….the asshole is the primary orifice and we find that almost as fun as Feta Cheese…and Souvlaki… I guess she’s making some moves, she’s in Grazia Italia, not showing her NIPPLES SHE’S SHOWN BEFORE …because that’s all part of being a model…but she’s got a rocking’ body that unlike the Greek women I buy my chicken from, who has a moustache thicker than her three sons named George….I want to actually fuck…rather than just closing my eyes and stomaching it…oh the thing’s I’ll do for free food….

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Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous….. But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were… Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

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McKayla Maroney’s Underage Bikini Pics of the Day

IT’s not inappropriate to stare at an underage girl in a bikini, if you pretend you don’t know her age, like meeting her in the night club, and telling yourself the bouncer did the filtering for you, and he gave her 21, makin’ her fair game, even if she tells you she is actually 17, you just pretend she’s playing with your mind, before you go home with her, only to see she lives with her parents, and is still in high school, but you go for it anyway, cuz you’re not getting laid otherwise, I mean if you met in a club she must have progressive parents into this kind of thing…right? I mean McKayla won the fucking Olympic cold, she’s a national icon, she belongs to America, there no age on that… But there is a bikini on that…and here are the pics.

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Bikini Model Officially Ruined While in a Bikini of the DAy

I am not anit-Adam Levine. I find his songs annoying, his personality annoying, and he’s kinda like a midget Jewish clown you’d expect to be dancing around at some Bar Mitzvah, who all the grandmothers like, rather than a superstar making hundreds of millions on TV and in music…but I can’t control popularity, or marketing, or what works…I mean so much shit that’s out there is shit…and he’s just another one of the puppets cashing in on it…hard to hate a hustler… I am just anti girls who fuck Adam Levine, like little groupie bitches, who use him as some sort of right of passage, like that they have finally made it as models, now that this pop star sticks his dick in them… I mean it is hard to hate him for fucking models, I would be doing the same thing as him if I was him, because models are fucking hot and probably fun to fuck… But these models, they are just opportunist, and whether it is ANNE V, Behati Prinsloo, or now Nina Agdal, they all might as well be hookers, and he’s their john, paying them in being able to be associated with him… I just hate seeing whores, even when I know they are all whores, it’s kinda nice when a hot bitch isn’t wallet fucking, especially when she’s got her own fucking wallet.. It’s a weird world we live in, but at least Adam Levine is taking full advantage of the top quality pussy he can, it’s a perk of the job, along with every other amazing thing that comes with being famous…like being in Mexico on Vacation when your life is a fucking vacation. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cristina Tosio Hot for Elle Spain of the Day

Cristina Tosio is a Spanish Model…and in being Spanish…she would probably cut off your dick if you were her boyfriend and she assumed you were cheating on her with the waitress that served you at the restaurant who you stared at for a few seconds longer than you should have….You see Spanish girls are passionate like that…making them pretty intense fucks…if you’re willing to risk losing your penis for them…which luckily, every time I fuck, I am…that is the foundation of me not using condoms…I’m like “Whatever, let’s get this done”…I mean it’s not like AIDS is a death sentence, and if I haven’t got herpes yet, after all the gutter pussy I’ve been inside, statistically, I probably never will….not that my penis has anything to do with this Cristina chick, but it may if I stare at these bikini pics much longer.

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Nina Dobrev Bikini Top with her Brother of the Day

So it turns out that Nina Dobrev fans do not like when you suggest her and her brother fucked while they were in Paradise together… Because they don’t view fucking a sibling as if it is masturbation, you know keeping it in the family, cuz we are one…even though so many brother and sisters fuck, especially during puberty, they just don’t talk about it, because society would shun them… Nina Dobrev’s People went nuts on me for this Tweet… It almost hurt my feelings…but I have no feelings…and even if I did, these insignificant things wouldn’t affect them…but it was kinda funny…for a couple minutes while I was taking a shit…and actually using twitter to distract me from the loneliness that comes with taking shits.

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Bar Refaeli Does Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

I am pretty sure that Bar Refaeli has pretty much retired because I haven’t seen her in anything, she’s living back in Israel, and like a lot of Jewish girls, or really girls in general, she’s 30, and that’s marriage and baby making time…her 20s were about making her millions, she’s invested that shit into her own bikini line, and now, she’s saving the bikini pics for her social media, because she lives in a perpetual summer, and really posing in bikinis is all she fucking knows…thank god for that… Now I don’t think she’s the greatest, if anything I find her big, but she’s still some busty model who fucked A-listers in the past, and I guess that means she matters enough for me… In all honestly, she had me at “I have a vagina”…like all girls do…it’s a bit of a problem.

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Nicki Minaj Titties for Social Media of the Day

Nicki Minaj has some big titties that she’s clever enough to put on display for the internet..because I guess it’s a competitive world and she’s gotta cray for attention any way she can…or maybe, just maybe she realizes that cropping out her fat donkey ass is a smart move to trick the whites who are into her music that she’s worth jerking off to…I mean I can’t stand her music, I don’t like her marketing lie, or the bullshit that surrounds her and every other popstar out there, but I sure don’t mind when they are topless, but that logic applies to all girls, so send in your pics of you doing the Nicki Minaj, and I don’t mean rap like a retarded kid hitting his head against the wall, I mean hand pasties, because I’d like to masturbate to them. The good news is we’ve come so far from an era where seeing a topless celeb would actually be shocking or exciting, the age of the internet, has bred a whole lot of slut…and you know what…that’s fantastic. Here she is continuing her black Gaga clown behavior…in a way I can endorse….as long as it is on mute.

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Miranda Kerr for The Edit Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won…. What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere…. I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene In Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene were shipped off the Bali to learn how to surf for some Oakley bullshit, and someone posted this picture of them on a boat, Ashley Greene’s “virginal” Jonas Brothers ass, that is hardly virginal, but is rather Florida trash that bangs out or bangs up the ladder, all strategically to matter enough that companies like Oakley get her awesome free surf trips….and Vanessa Hudgens’ seemingly ripped stomach that can’t be real since she’s generally chubby as fuck, but maybe I’m just not used to seeing her shaved down… All this say, who cares…seriously…why do I even know these twats exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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