Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet. I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful… Who cares, here are the pics.
19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber… Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines… All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work… All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency.. Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….
The most interesting thing about newspapers in the UK, is that they do topless spreads with Glamour models, that pretty much paved the way for “Lad Mags”…but more importantly, that made these topless sluts, who would otherwise be hookers, escorts, bartenders, or strippers…like this India Reynolds character, who even comes with her very own stripper name….which is substantially more interesting than the news…at least that’s what they want us to think so they can distract with titties so that we don’t question laws they break and make as we get more and more tracked and repressed all while telling ourselves we’re free…Oh right, tits…look at them…before they end up marrying a soccer player and have his soccer babies…never to be seen or heard of again…but no one will notice…because she will be replaced with new tits…and circle of big titty model life remains unbroken. Fascinating.
I may not know much about this Lacey Banghard bitch, but I know one thing, the only thing that really matters, and that is that being topless is kinda all she does…it is her one trick…and luckily for her, that trick pays the fucking bills, seduces rich men, and allows people to focus on what is important, rather than having to charm people with her personality or intelligence, those things just get in the way of objectification through staring at tits… Now I don’t think she’s all that great, but her tits are big, she looks like a stripper, and she’s stripping, which I guess makes her good enough, and that’s all we really need in life…good enough… The people with the lowest expectations are always the happiest… TO SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company. It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties…. It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.
You know the world is fucking doomed when your thinspiration is the fat troll from The Jersey Shore you assumed died of a drug overdose or possible choking on a herpes ridden dick during childbirth, because despite being played up to be a pile of shit of a human for the sake of entertainment, she was a pile of shit of a human….is your Thinspiration. She is all that is wrong with the American dream…and here she is straight flexing…unfortunately, this pics don’t involve her flash card suicide. PS – stop masturbating to these…you freak. I know I should be more respectful when talking to high school drop out trash who are New York Times Best sellers thanks to the world being fucking doomed… Unfortunately, all I see is red…but on the positive side of things…at least she’s not fat..cuz a fat Snooki is worse than a fit one…I know, doesn’t seem possible does it…cuz everything Snooki does is fucking tragic.
Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK…. I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it… But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry… LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning” … On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive…. PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)…. PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much… PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god. PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…
Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK…. I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it… But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry… LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning” … On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive…. PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)…. PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much… PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god. PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…
This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.
This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.
