Tag Archives: underwear

Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes is either Portuguese or Brazilian. I can’t find anything about her on the internet, but in defense of her relevance and importance to the world, I didn’t look that hard. I mean she could be a massive hit in whatever country she’s from for all I know, and she should be, cuz this ethnic body is pro….top notch…and meant to be modeling bikinis…so whoever she is, and whatever she does, let’s hope the evil corporations like Victoria’s Secret abduct her and her family and put her to work, cuz she’s fucking lovely half naked….and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally dig through the internet for more….

See the article here:
Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Beth Humphries Presents 2013′s Sexiest New Babes of the Day

Glamour Models represent all that is right in the world. They are average looking at best, you know the girl you’d never think would become a model growing up, who would have just assumed would have had kids at 20 with her uncle who molested her and made her the broken girl she is, but who instead aborted that mission, took off her shirt and never had to work a regular job again, because thanks to the need for topless models in the UK coupled with her great tits, shot by decent photographers, she can be a star in her own right…and like a stripper she’s probably a cunt, with an ego, who thinks she’s more important than she is, but that’s ok, cuz even though we know she’s a nobody, her talents are a joke, we can still stare at her tits, and they are lovely. Glamour Models remind me of the purpose of a woman and the reason they were sent to this earth….and that is to please men.

Original post:
Beth Humphries Presents 2013′s Sexiest New Babes of the Day

Chanel Iman Gone Wild for Galore Magazine of the Day

This is an awesome video for Galore Magazine…. It is a bit throwback tribute to the early 80s, in what I like to call the glory days of the porn industry and not just because I love bush…but because it wasn’t about throat fucking trailer trash and still had a little eroticism up in it…back when porn wasn’t so saturated throat fucking clips of every girl wanting to make 100 dollars….not that I am against that, but sometimes I like to remember what was… It is also a bit of a snuff film vibe. Either way, it makes me want to rip lines and jerk off, and that’s a good thing….Chanel Iman in lingerie being directed like a little slut…also a good thing… Click More to See the Video on Mobile…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Chanel-Iman-80s-Porn.flv

The rest is here:
Chanel Iman Gone Wild for Galore Magazine of the Day

Jessica Alba is in Workout Gear of the Day

Jessica Alba was walking around in workout gear and I figured I’d post it, despite Jessica Alba’s sex appeal being virtually dead, even if she’s bounced back from her pregnancies, she’s still had those pregnancies…. Sure she’s hotter than any girl you’ve got with, and you may still have a soft spot in your masturbation schedule for her, you know one for old times, cuz you have a hard time moving on….and sure even as a shell of what was, it’s still not horrible… But I was hoping to see more cameltoe, tight pants do that to women, before realizing, her labia are probably taped to her inner thigh, you know as a result of those pregnancies… To See the Rest of the PIcs FOLLOW THIS LINK

Read more:
Jessica Alba is in Workout Gear of the Day

Rihanna Making her Booty Pop of the Day

Don’t Jump! Rihanna was in New York shooting a music video or a commercial or some shit and she took time out of her busy schedule to take a picture of her poppin her booty for social media because she knows what really matters…it’s not the money or the fame, sure that helps broaden her audience for her exhibitionism, but the core of what she’s about, is whoring herself out….even if this is some of her more tame work… The unfortunate thing in all this, is that I find her hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

See the original post:
Rihanna Making her Booty Pop of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Freaky on Social Media of the Day

I know Miranda Kerr, recently out of work, tired of having her nipples photoshopped, has gone on a bit of a rampage…. She’s even posted this pic of her cropped toplessness to her social media….like some kind of slut… Sure, this, is not a spread pussy pic….it’s not like she’s officially lost her mind, but it is a cropped titty pic…what a slut… I posted the original from her Vogue Italia shoot THE OTHER DAY ….you know the picture WITH THE NIPPLES STILL IN IT … But I get excited, when these models get excited about their nude work…it means more to come!! Which means more for me to come to…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER TITS FALLING OUT ON SET FOLLOW THIS LINK

Read the original:
Miranda Kerr’s Getting Freaky on Social Media of the Day

Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models. Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless. Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it. I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits… Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree. That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit… Good times. Congrats.

Go here to read the rest:
Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items… It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something…. But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

Go here to see the original:
Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

Fat Chick Jumping over Fire Pit Goes Wrong of the Day

Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn… So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated. If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…

See the original post here:
Fat Chick Jumping over Fire Pit Goes Wrong of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her….. Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust. ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.

Original post:
Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day