Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….
In videos that make absolutely no sense, here’s a guy who rides his bike past a motorbike, stops and has what I assume is an intense conversation with the bike, before dropping his pants and having sex with it, in the mittle of the street…..I guess dude really likes motorcycles….too much to control himself in fucking public. This is insane.
Maybe I’m just old as fuck….and have a soft spot for Christy Turlingtong because I used to jerk off to her in 90. Or maybe I just like the way she looks, despite being old…and a mom….two things that are usually depressing, a fail, a flaw in a woman’s character and life choices… Because looking at her in this summer’s Harper’s Bazaar, I think I’ve just learned how to fall in love again….Like I wasn’t an angry jaded pervert disappointed with everything sent my way….because let’s face it….she’s lovely as fuck and something I’d love to fuck.
Skinny little Keira Knightley got married a couple of weeks ago and no one cared. I assume these are some pics of her in her bikini on the beach are from her Honeymoon, you know showing off her skinny little body before the baby starts to show, or more importantly before the baby ravages her uterus, rips apart her vagina and fuckin’ rapes her stomach so that it will forever be flabby….but she’ll be too hormonal to care and too busy celebrating her new milk filled tits…as she takes that journey into motherhood….one I find horribly offensive….. So take it all in, she’s too disgustingly happy in love to not get knocked up, this may be the last of her like this you’ll ever see. Enjoy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…
These pictures of Emma Watson at the airport are circulating – and people are saying you can see her nipples…. I don’t see her nipples. I am guessing the people who do are either Harry Potter nerd freaks who have been wanting this day to come so badly the last 10 years they’ve been watching her every move, coupled with the fact that they think they are fucking wizards….you know like you…you freak… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, the girl who says she’s not a pornstar, despite being in a porn with a pornstar, and selling more copies of a porn movie than any pornstar around news….she is is heading to Florida for a meet and greet with her fans…at a porn convention…. Apparently, she will do anything for attention, including the Miami convention called EXXXOTICA. She’s going to be at the CLUB Magazine booth, where she’ll be signing autographs and making dreams come true for all her new found fans…even though she’s not a pornstar people. She just fucks pornstars on camera…. I mean, she might as well be embracing it, because it’s making her so much fucking money, and it is the one thing she’s done that people actually care about. So the thought that it was a one hit wonder doesn’t exist. Her porn will happen, just not again according to her, because everything she says is bullshit lies to get people talking, like that she’s pregnant with JAMES DEEN’S baby…… The world has seen her squirt and do anal…she might as well just roll with it, and I guess it looks as though she is and that’s a good thing, because I am a huge fan of her work You see, I’ve been promoting the exclusive clip from VIVID of her Squirting Scene all week. I’ve also watched the porn over and over again she’s fucking good, despite how unattractive her face and fake tits may be….she fucks on camera well. So if you are in FLORIDA this week, I want you talk to her for me, get some exclusive pics and video….and we can be friends for ever….I mean it is an awesome opportunity to prank her…. If you’re not in Florida this week, and no one really should be CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SQUIRT
Isabeli Fontana may be pushing 30. She may be a mom of two. But as far as I’m concerned, she will always be the 16 year old who made Victoria’s Secret look like a bunch of sex offending perverts because they put her in lingerie and took pictures of her in what would get a normal person arrested for the shit…but that got Victoria’s Secret a slap on the wrist…thanks to the billion dollar legal team….that has since advised them to not shoot pics of girls under 18 in their lingerie…something, you’d think they would have known before shooting this Isabeli Fontana…. Despite the 14 years, the babies, the 3 marriages, she’s still got it going on. I’m a fan.
Ladies, meet Thom Evans … He’s a 28-year-old rugby player turned model who is turning heads as the face cakes of D. Hedral’s Spring/Summer boxers and briefs campaign. Ladies, do you likey? Via Mail Online reports : Thom’s latest shoot sees him modelling D.HEDRAL’s Anglefit range, designed to lift and enhance a man’s bottom. Each pair of the pants has been designed to help lift the bottom and give a more defined and pert look. Sporting a pair of the brand’s Gigolo Joe briefs, Thom turns around and locks eyes with the camera whilst showcasing the underwear’s ‘pulling power’ to perfection. The new collection incorporates the brand’s patented ‘Anglefit Technology’. And the pants – made of ‘super-light, anti-sagging, quick-drying microfabric’ – certainly hug Thom’s shape in the steamy shots. The firm say that their unique new technology gives ‘enhanced figure-hugging definition and comfort’. The fabric has been designed to stretch depending on the shape of the wearer’s bottom to create a second skin and enhance the appearance of the rear. The D.Hedral collection is available online now. Homeboy is currently chopping down former 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes, but still … Would You Hit It? Daniel Jaems Continue reading →
Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad. I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered…. But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK