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Gwyneth Patrow’s People’s Most Beautiful People Spread of the Day

We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow is not the most beautiful person in the world. I mean there are just so many flaws with her spoiled brat look and personality that it’s obviously a lie. Unlike the rest of America, we don’t believe the lie and we know that People magazine is hardly an objective, credible source in a position to determine who is the most beautiful anything. What People are is a tabloid for fat, dumb, brainless people, who just don’t know better. They read it, they believe it, and they go back to cashing welfare checks, getting beat by their husbands, or working their shit job for 20k a year. We are not all created equally. What I can tell you is that the way the entertainment industry works, is simple. It is corporately run and the corporations decide what is best for the magazines to print. Whether it was last year’s J.Lo when she got cast to be on American Idol while she just released an album, or now Gwyneth, who is pushing Iron Man 3. You see she Gwyneth is represented by a major publicist, Iron Man is represented by a major Publicist, both are virtually powerhouses to a magazine like People. People get their scoops and their exclusives from these publicists, and all that publicist has to say is “we’ll pay you to feature Gwyneth thanks to Iron Man 3 budget, or you can stick to your editorial integrity, which you don’t have and we will never give you another story again”…to which their boss, who is probably owned by the same companies that make the movies, says, “let’s go with Gwyneth”.. It’s all a lie, take it in, here are her pics pretending to be the Most Beautiful, while none of them are spread vaginas, making me unable to decide if inf act she is. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS AT THE IRON MAN PREMIERE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl…. I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.

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Vida Guerra’s Big Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Vida Guerra may be an official nobody, I mean she was a booty before every girl had a booty, early on in the booty game, thanks to some men’s magazines that always promoted her like this was the UK and she wasn’t some gutter off the boat immigrant stealing the white girl’s job. But 10 years later, she’s still in a bikini, in fact that’s all she’s accomplished, she’s not even a low level reality star, but she’s still got a booty, even if it’s older, dumpier and less fun than it was, because as you may or may not know, that’s how latin girls are built, even the skinny ones. So maybe this Vida Guerra is a stripper who escaped her destiny like a jew fleeing the holocaust, but what she does is pretty much on par with what the stripper she was supposed to be, same morals and values, and pretty much the same hustle, just a different vehicle and here’s her trashy fat ass in a bikini. I am into it, cuz fat asses are nice to suffocate on.

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Angela Lindvall Wearing Retro Bikinis of the Day

If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to old pics you found in your grandmother’s basement of her at the beach in the 1920s, back before there was porn, and you were willing to take whatever you could get, not to mention the excitement of knowing that simpler time was just as perverted with their bikini pics, not to mention that the girls in the pic were dead, made it all the more exciting…. It’s just better when it is some model, like Angela Lindvall, who I have SEEN TOPLESS many times before, so that I can cross reference the old with the new, because jerking off to retro beach pics usually starts and ends there, you know it is impossible to find shots of the bitch’s nipple cuz by now she’s dead, so a little make-belief makes it all ok. You know sometimes better than the real thing.. So to you retro bikini fetishists, this ones for you.

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Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

Kelly Brook is some old timer glamour model, probably pushing 40, but doesn’t matter enough for me to bother checking, I just know this isn’t her first rodeo, if anything, it’s closer to her last rodeo, because after 2 decades of getting naked or topless, with her ridiculously amazingly big breasts, she finally got some mainstream exposure, in the form of a movie role, that inspired her to give this titty model thing another go, in a don’t turn back now kinda way, inspiring her “miscarriage” that otherwise would have ruined her career. Strategic. You only live once, might as well go big or go home even if that means having a “miscarriage”. Sometimes it’s nice to see an old timer holding on for their fucking life. Here she is in FHM Turkey.

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Irina Shaik’s Beach Bunny Shoot of the Day

I guess this mail order bride is doing a whole lot better than the one I just paid 3 dollars a minute to see piss in a cup while some mobster in the corner of the room who was making sure she didn’t cry for help from their cam girl basement studio looked on from across the room but off camera. You see this mail order bride wasn’t abducted, but instead landed a modeling contract, because I guess she was hotter and taller than the other girls, good to put into the mainstream media to monetize, because you know this modeling shit is probably just as corrupt as the sex trade, but no one ever looks into it because they are blinded by the luxury. So instead of using fuck machines for perverts on the otherside of the world, she dates homosexual soccer players and puts on bikinis, and as far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty good doing it.

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Lucy Pinder is Topless for her Website in Video of the Day

Hey this Lucy Pinder girl’s got some tits on. Tits that she’s been smart enough to use to make money for herself in what is an obvious, yet amazing hustle. But there are still busty girls out there, who want to get ahead, but who aren’t doing the topless shoots to get there, which blows my fucking mind. It is like they want to have a shitty office or bar job to complain about, instead of taking their average looks nad making them great by taking off their fucking shirt…not that Lucy Pinder has average looks, I mean watching this video, I think I’m in love and unlike most men, I’m so desensitized, I barely even notice her tits, I’m strictly looking in her eyes, I’m a romantic like that….motherfucker’s I’m singing love songs to my computer screen right now….I can learn to love again.

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Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day

Damn, this girl has a shitty waist to hip ratio. She’s built like a box, a fucking rectangle, lumber, with no fucking gap, which is almost unheard of, yet she’s compelled to get in her underwear for some bottom feeding publication, I’m a jerk, like an attention seeking whore hoping to increase her fan base, trying to get noticed the right way, and the reality is that despite her lack of curves, she’s not fat, she’s got a little booty, and she’s posing in her fucking underwear in a photoshoop, pretty much making her good enough for me, I just like giving her a hard time, so that she doesn’t let her ego get ahead of herself. She’s still a nobody on Glee, half naked or not, it’s just nice to see her career taking the right path….and what it comes down to is that she’s still lovely, even if she needs a little constructive criticism to give her a bit of a complex. Trust me, it is better this way.

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Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day