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Ashley Benson’s Busty and Tanning in Cancun of the Day

Spring Breaker Ashley Benson is pulling a Tara Reid and taking her movie character of being part of the perpetual, bikini clad, vacation party, and turning it into real fucking life, because here she is in Cancun, the gateway to a life filled with traveling the world, doing drugs, dancing half naked, and pretty much having an awesome existence, until she turns 40 and realizes she’s fucking 40. Or maybe, she’s just on vacation, but why Cancun, America’s college frat sewer, filled with shitty hotels, shitty parties, and date rape. She’s got money now, she could be anywhere, but she chooses here. I guess the real question is why I’m analyzing the travel plans of some low level celebrity, who wasn’t even that great in her dirty bikini for Spring Breakers, and she wasn’t even great in her threesome scene, because the movie was ultimately not great….when I should just be lookin at her bikini pics….cuz she looks better now than she did then….and I guess I’m into self improvement as long as that self improvement is about her bikini body. Seriously, them titties are hot. Here’s her keek.

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Game of Thrones Sex Scene of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones but apprently, this bitch, who I am not going to bother figuring out what her name is, getting naked is a big deal, a big turning point in the story, a story that doesn’t matter. That I don’t understand, people I find Sci/Fi and fantasy the fucking worst thing ever, but people everywhere are embracing it…. But I guess when sci/fi fantasy, although weird, awkward and makes me uncomfortable, smells like stale semen a jar in your mom’s basement, you know with all those dragons and fairies and trolls and shit, hot girls generally aren’t into cuz it just screams virgin loser sword fighting at lunch in some weird fucking warzone at the park, with people just as weird as him, is ok if it’s a 45 second clip with a naked bitch in it…. If you’re on your mobile phome – this clip should work.

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Claudia Romani’s Bikini for the Paparazzi Overload of the Day

A lot of people don’t know this about me, including Claudia Romani, but Claudia Romani is my girlfriend. I know I keep the identity of the girls I make sweet love to secret, but I figure, if I’m posting pics of her that the paparazzi take, you have a right to know that we are in love, sure it’s only on twitter, and it might be a dude she pays to run her social networking, and it may only be one sided and hasn’t got to nudity, grinding, or sex tapes yet, but that’s ok…I like to take my time with my low level internet fantasies, to let the blossom into a magical thing…. Twitter, or all social media is the gateway to pregnancy scares, abortions, and breaking up marriages. It’s the new picking up at a bar, or a back alley….. What a lot of you may not know is who Claudia Romani is…well either do I…I figure let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, cuz that’s how romance work. I just know paparazzi follow her, she’s got a great ass, and all the blogs talk about her like she matters, so she may matter, but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me….even if she doesn’t know it yet. I’ve already got her fully clothed sexting me from the gym, next step, spread ass. It will happen and I won’t involve any of you in it. TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hot as Fuck Bikini Video of the Day

I like girls in bikinis….it is videos like this, coupled with leaving my house, where I get to see a babe with big tits crossing the street on a bike, or in their bikinis at the park or public pool, or even at a club dancing, to remember, that celebrity pussy hasn’t got shit on some of the girls out there who are too busy being hot as fuck to waste their time being famous…. I am talking tight body bitches, ready to have a good time, without all the bullshit that comes with celebrity. Hot video to start your Monday, even though Everyday is Saturday to me.

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Beatrice Chirita Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

I have no idea who Beatrice Chirita is, I just know she’s modeling bathing suits in boring pictures I wasn’t going to bother posting, but I’m in too deep to turn back now…you see, being a sucker for bikinis, something inside me forces me to post any and all bikini pics, no matter how useless, low level, garbage they are…seriously, where are the ass shots? Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Pregnant See Through of the Day

I would say that it is in typical Kim Kardashian attention seeking behavior to wear a see through dress to an activity she called the paparazzi to take pictures of, because she likes when she’s in the tabloids, it gets her TV shows and endorsement deals and all that good stuff, and she knows, being from a porn background, the way to get noticed. I am sure attention is something I am sure she craves now more than ever, being all fat, hormonal, pregnant, while the baby daddy wants nothing to do with her and hangs in Paris while she goes through it not getting fucked or support, even if the whole baby is a publicity stunt to begin with, but at least there will be nannies to raise it and a grandmother to continue to exploit it, unless one day the Kardashians lose their mind and kill each other off like they should. But what isn’t like Kim Kardashian is that she’s actually wearing underwear, you know because she’s usually about that vagina exposing life. I guess it’s a matter of functionality, the underwear keeps the baby from falling out of her loose battered pussy, you know escaping the hell life he is about to be brought into for horrible selfish reasons. Because you know, deep in that uterus is a creature plotting his escape/suicide, because no one wants Kim Kardashian as a mom…except maybe some of you perverts who just want to breast feed off her big old tits, just to see if she lactates butter like her body would suggest. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessie J Has No Pants On of the Day

Jessie J is some UK one hit wonder who I guess is working on being a 2 hit wonder, you know the kind of performer with longevity and staying power, who doesn’t need to be pantsless on stage forever, but who at the age of 60 will be honored for her contribution in the music world, you know tribute albums will be made to her, with stars singing her songs, because that’s just the kind of artist, filled with integrity this Jessie J is. She’s not just on a cash grab while the people are listening hustle, the pantslessness is just part of who she is, and that’s why she dresses like this at rehearsal and on stage, because her and her performances are raw and honest….Jessie J is the star of her generation…and by star, I mean some low level slut people are brainwashed into listening to, who only gets noticed cuz she isn’t wearing pants.

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Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house. But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house. But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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Gwyneth Patrow’s People’s Most Beautiful People Spread of the Day

We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow is not the most beautiful person in the world. I mean there are just so many flaws with her spoiled brat look and personality that it’s obviously a lie. Unlike the rest of America, we don’t believe the lie and we know that People magazine is hardly an objective, credible source in a position to determine who is the most beautiful anything. What People are is a tabloid for fat, dumb, brainless people, who just don’t know better. They read it, they believe it, and they go back to cashing welfare checks, getting beat by their husbands, or working their shit job for 20k a year. We are not all created equally. What I can tell you is that the way the entertainment industry works, is simple. It is corporately run and the corporations decide what is best for the magazines to print. Whether it was last year’s J.Lo when she got cast to be on American Idol while she just released an album, or now Gwyneth, who is pushing Iron Man 3. You see she Gwyneth is represented by a major publicist, Iron Man is represented by a major Publicist, both are virtually powerhouses to a magazine like People. People get their scoops and their exclusives from these publicists, and all that publicist has to say is “we’ll pay you to feature Gwyneth thanks to Iron Man 3 budget, or you can stick to your editorial integrity, which you don’t have and we will never give you another story again”…to which their boss, who is probably owned by the same companies that make the movies, says, “let’s go with Gwyneth”.. It’s all a lie, take it in, here are her pics pretending to be the Most Beautiful, while none of them are spread vaginas, making me unable to decide if inf act she is. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS AT THE IRON MAN PREMIERE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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