I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.
I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.
I recently found out that Victoria’s Secret Pink brand is designed for teen girls. You see I was always too busy loving the Victoria’s Secret models, while hating the evil corporation for being an evil corporation, but more importantly a company that mistreats this babes by not using them to their full potential, but instead throwing them into shitty, repetitive catalog shots I fucking hate, to realize that Victoria’s Secret has a target market or what their retailing strategy was. So when you perverts look at these pics of Sara Sampaio and Elsa Hosk, their Miranda Kerr replacements, that are much hotter….one from Sweden the other from my dreams….you can imagine 15 year old girls in it…but I’m perfectly fine looking at these babes in it….
This is what we call Bar Refaeli falling off fucking hard. It is safe to say that her modeling career is near to a fucking end and that she should probably take up some of these millionaires and A-Listers to get knockedup, because when a bitch agrees to do campaigns that make her look like this, I’m talking the flyer for the local fucking poor person store, it’s the equivalent of Jack Nicholson or fucking any other Academy award winner doing a testimonial on an infomercial or a fucking herpes ad. Whatever is going on here, is not top modeling, she looks like shit, and even if this was a favor for her friend or family’s clothing line, she shoulda refused, it’s the worst I’ve seen her.
This is what we call Bar Refaeli falling off fucking hard. It is safe to say that her modeling career is near to a fucking end and that she should probably take up some of these millionaires and A-Listers to get knockedup, because when a bitch agrees to do campaigns that make her look like this, I’m talking the flyer for the local fucking poor person store, it’s the equivalent of Jack Nicholson or fucking any other Academy award winner doing a testimonial on an infomercial or a fucking herpes ad. Whatever is going on here, is not top modeling, she looks like shit, and even if this was a favor for her friend or family’s clothing line, she shoulda refused, it’s the worst I’ve seen her.
Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret. Pretty major stuff. The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on. Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on. Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is. In 2008, pre baby, I wrote this MIRANDA KERR ISN’T THAT HOT POST , I just lost my soul over the 5 years of being beat by the internet. To celebrate the breakup….here are the top 10 Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret to remember what was…..- Oh Right – all Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck….she’s better off without them…. FLASHING ASS and showing nipple, the way a model is supposed to….fuck Victoria’s Secret and they oppressive evil billion dollar corporation ways… Here are 46 random clothed and unclothed non-Victoria’s Secret pics of her….
Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.
Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.
Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico is probably looking her best, far better than anything she’s done for SI, mainly because she doesn’t look very DOWNS SYNDROME-Y, a condition that some of you may find erotic, those extra chromosomes are exciting, especially when no one takes them seriously when they tell on you for touching their naughty places cuz ultimately, they are still retards and no one takes a retard seriously….I actually know a guy who has knocked up 3 adult retards and never went to jail cuz they couldn’t disprove that they wanted it and their chronic masturbating worked against them, no judge will believe a chronic masturbator refused real dick, it’s just unconstitutional…. Regardless of all that noise, here are her big bikini model tits and tight body posing, whether she’s got Down’s or not. I’m into it.
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