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Chanelle Hayes for NUTS of the Day

Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, you know, that go as far as they can before being considered explicit, is an honorable, artistic driven career that will lead to good places, like celebrity husbands to knock them up. The retirement plan of only the highest class hookers, and I’m not complaining, cuz big tits are amazing, and if they are exposed and in my face, I’m ready to stare at them, or try to lick them, even when on screen, because that’s just the kind of guy who wasn’t breast fed as a child I am. It’d be a huge waste of Chanelle Hayes and her talents if she was working retail or other shit busty girls do who have morals, decency and class. Keep up the good work baby.

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Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Kait Young is a model I’ve never heard of, but I’m really into this shoot, partially because it reminds me of hot girls getting all dressed up in pantyhoes, looking all ready to get down with some fetish play, you know, long legs, hot ass, erotica, but I’m really sold on the standing over a mirror picture, because I know that every girl, at least once in her life has masturbated in this position, to scope out their goods, and being reminded of that, excites me, but probably not as much as girls get excited when staring at their pussies in a mirror. You bunch of dirt bags.

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Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Katie Cassidy for Some Canadian Magazine of the Day

Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter, who at 26, looks like she’s in her 30s, because growing up in the Partridge Family, just fucking rapes your fucking soul, especially when all your friends have parents who are actually respectable actors in Hollywood. It’s the shit playground bullying is made of “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Jack Nicholson”….kinda bullying that only happens in Hollywood. I like that she’s getting naked despite not needing to get naked, because I’m sure she’s got a decent inheritance, and she’s even done a whole lot of work on her own, but I guess every girl needs to feel pretty sometimes, it’s the basis of daddy issues -cuz daddy was too busy failing to giver her attention – so we can give her male attention she craves….with a body like that, why the fuck not. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katie Cassidy for Some Canadian Magazine of the Day

Ashely Tisdale Does Maxim of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has finally done Maxim and not with her face in a paper bag as you’d expect. She’s fucking rockin’ out in a bikini, almost topless, saying Fuck you Springbreakers, my shitty movie that’s coming out is better than your shitty movie coming out, and I don’t look fat in a bikini, and despite my face being a little mangled, I don’t look like a chipmunk, and despite Maxim sucking and practically dying, landing all the d-listers, I’m still gonna bring it…..and as much as I make fun of her face, I think she’s lookin pretty ok….keep up the good half naked, second rate, work.. TO SEE THE PICS CUZ MAXIM ARE MY ENEMY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shauna Sand’s Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

I forgot that Shauna Sand existed! I am a fan of hers, and I have posted about her lots over the years …so I am shocked I’ve neglected her. It’s been at least a couple of years since we saw her corpse vagina in action with one of her boy toys, you know to make herself a little money to subsidize her lucite shoe addiction that her alimony from Lorenzo Lamas couldn’t afford, in the form of a flashy, black, vagina SEX TAPE featuring one of her boy toys she hires to escort her around. I just revisited the clips – they are amazing. Probably one of the worst, 10 years too late, attempt at another go at this fame game, even though her first go involved being naked in Playboy, prior to destroying her tits, face and body with too much fake tan, tit, and face ….but sex tape is a sex tape…even if it involves someone who looks like she has been chewed up by the porn industry and shat out by it many years before actually taking part in it… But at least we’ve seen her fuck, and now we see her in a bikini on her instagram, still worth fucking, even if that vagina died long ago, that’s never stopped me before. The dryness and fleshy lips would lead to much needed friction to feel anything when inside it. Fact. TO GET HER SEX TAPE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity. She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is. She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith…. Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity. She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is. She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith…. Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in the Scary Movie 5 Promo of the Day

I can only assume that this promo clip for Scary Movie 5 starring Lohan and Sheen in bed is 97% of the footage of them in the movie, it’s one of those trailer revealing all the well written, amazingly executed, genius jokes you just can’t high 5 hollywood for putting millions into the shit…and by that I mean…garbage…this shit is garbage…but what is real fucking garbage is just how bad Lohan plays herself, you’d think that’d be the easiest gig of her career, but instead she fucking fails, because I guess she doesn’t really know who Lindsay Lohan is….but she does have great tits.

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Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day

A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life… Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…

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Robert Downey Jr Gangnam Style for Korea of the Day

So Robert Downey Jr is at the World Premiere of Iron Man 3 and they Koreans decided to try to relate to him the one way they know how – with Gangnam Style and he went along with it, in what is a weird fucking video, that I think is bridging the gap between the West and Korea, one horrible, internet sensation at a time. Not that North Korea is allowed internet….but maybe a spy will inform them that through dance, it will all be ok. Unless they find the whole thing racist and mocking their culture, which is kinda what I think is happening here.

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Robert Downey Jr Gangnam Style for Korea of the Day