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I Miss Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms of the Day

I hate Alyssa Milano and not because she blocked me on social media. And not because she’s 100 years old and a do good mom. And not because she’s struggling in her tight dress showing off her legs. And not because she’s some internet savvy entrepreneur probably making huge fortunes while doing it. I hate Alyssa Milano because she’s caved into society’s expectations of her. We bullied her for having hairy fucking arms, and she’s reacted by getting laser hair removal on the shit, like a fucking pussy, insecure bitch, who lets bullies push her around, instead of embracing her hairy fucking destiny, and that just shows me that she’s a weak fucking person, who will raise weak fucking kids, and is the reason why bullying is being banned, because these assholes who were bullied, and are too insecure to defend themselves, are running the fucking show. Bullying makes for stronger people, kills off the weak, and in Alyssa Milano’s case, cleans up her high testosterone levels nicely. So fuck you bully haters and fuck you Alyssa Milano TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks. Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype. Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karlie Kloss for i-D Magazine of the Day

When you realize that Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2 or 6 foot 6 in heels, rockin a size 12 foot, she kinda loses any and all sex appeal. You know, put her against a white wall, and she’s proportionate, has a great figure, long and lean, with little tits and legs for fucking days, but stand next to her, and you become a fraction of the man you are, her shoulders broader than yours. It’s like a Universal Stuidos optical illusion, but when you put things into perspective, those feet are the length of your fucking arm. But lucky for her, none of us will ever be next to her in line at the grocery store, or put up against her in a Volleyball match, we just see her in pictures, sometimes with other tall freak women, and I think it’s better for all of us that way. It’s less of a horror movie and more of a, holy fuck those are some serious legs.

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Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money. Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it. To See The Rest of the Pics FOllow this Link

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Mariah Carey is a Mermaid Sent from Heaven of the Day

I’d say Mariah Carey is a mystical creature sent from heaven with a voice of an angel designed to save the fucking world, but I’m only posting these pics cuz that booty, mom of 2 pushing 50, is fat and stuffed into a tight dress like a sausage, or my penis in a beer bottle, and for some reason I find it mesmerizing. Sure she was better in her bi-polar suicide insanity, cuz insane girls fuck better, but when it comes to Mariah Carey, I’ll take whatever I get….and usually ignore it…except for today…today…I’m down.

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Valerie Van Der Graaf Hot for WILDFOX of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is the next Kate Upton. She even models for BEACH BUNNY ….all big titty and Anna Nicole Smith like….ready to one day turn fat if the right opportunity comes up….but sticking to this busty on a skinny frame as long as possible cuz it pays the fucking bills… Well, now she’s modeling for very trendy, very massive, Wildfox Couture, and I’m loving this shoot, from thigh highs, to garters, hard nipples to 1950s fetishes, they’ve made catalog pictures worth jerking off to, all it took was some props, cuz if you read the site you’ll know I hate Catalog pics, but kinda love this….good hustle Wildfox….

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum. Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Beat the Fuck Up in a Bikini of the DAy

Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rachel Bilson Lives and She is in Cosmo of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars. Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit. She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway…. Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….

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Rachel Bilson Lives and She is in Cosmo of the Day