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Emily Ratakowski Instagram’s a Nude Bunny Pic of the Day

Emily Ratakowski is keeping me in the Easter Spirit, even though I’ve never really been in the Easter spirit before this moment. I never really fell for trash strippers in bunny costumes, and I don’t really have great family memories of Easter, from a catholic orphanage in mexico with a molesting priest, to an obese wife who just doesn’t stop eating cake, Easter’s been pretty horrible across the board, long weekend or not…but Emily Ratakowski, the miracle worker, the hottest bitch in the game, perfection send down from Heaven, like she may be the messiah, you know Jesus after resurrected, cuz that’s the only way I can explain the religious experience that comes over me when I see her. She’s got me speaking in tongues…tongues I’d like to shove in her ass….but in a loving and caring way….maybe we’d even play some love songs while we do it. I’m a fan. This easter bunny shit is perfect. Keep it up baby, you’re inspiring me….to masturbate.

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Adrianne Palicki is the Highlight of the G.I Joe Premiere of the Day

The highlight of the G.I. Premiere was not the wonderment that comes from trying to understand how they can milk this franchise again. It wasn’t from the fact that I just used the word wonderment, it wasn’t the fact that Bruce Willis got another gig despite being old and tired as fuck, or that The Rock still exists…. it was the fake tits that grace the chest of Adrianne Palicki, a bitch I’ve never heard of, but I’m now officially the president of her fan club, since no one else has signed up fro the job, or for her fan club, cuz she barely exists….but her titties do…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE PREMIERE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rosie Jones Was Yesterday’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

Rosie Jones isn’t all that great, but she does one thing that is, and that’s posing topless, showing off her big natural tits, that I guess are worth celebrating, even if pig tits are everywhere thanks to the whole dairy industry hormones these girls all grew up on. I mean if they weren’t worth celebrating, why would she be making a career off them, cuz her success as a Glamour Model doesn’t step from her soft face, tall lean body and soft features…shit comes from her DDs…. These are some pics from yesterday’s page 3, to celebrate today’s death of Jesus, then resurrection of Jesus via hard boiled eggs and chocolate.

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Elsa Hosk Lookin’ Good for Galore of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model. From Sweden. I’ve POSTED HER PICS before. She’s done shit from Victoria’s Secret. More interestingly – she’s done a lot of topless modeling in efforts to get to the level of fame shes’ at now. You know making big money and more importantly, getting non-nude work Here are my favorite topless shoots she’s done – with awesome names done by me – you know, just doin’ my part. 6- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON THE WATER 5- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN THE BACKYARD ON THE PATIO PAVERS AND IN OVERALLS 4- ELSA HOSK BOXING TITTIES UNDERWATER 3- ELSA HOST TITTIES ON THE BALCONY AND TITTIES PUTTING ON JEANS AND TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR 2- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON A SKATEBOARD and TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR AGAIN 1- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN A HOT TUB OR POOL ON A HILL Here are her pics of Galore, far more tame by still fucking hot, an Easter Miracle one might say.

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Ruby Aldridge Making Out with Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Day

Ruby Aldridge is Victoria’s Secret “angel” Lily Aldridge’s and fashion photographer Miles Aldridge’s baby sister. Her mom was a Playboy bunny in the 60s, her dad an artist for the Beatles Albums. Born and raised in LA amongst the rich kids, some of whom are the kids of the people she’s posing with from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Prior to her becoming a model and prior to her sister becoming a major commercial model, I used to have an internet friendship with her, on facebook. She was lovely, until her and her sister’s career took off, then she disappeared, as most girls on their quest for fame do, but I don’t care, I’m not bitter, I’m just happy I finally get to see her little model tits, cuz really that’s all I care about when it comes to inter-personal relationships. I have no idea if she is having sex with Anthony Kiedis, I just know this is for a photoshoot for Vogue Russia, which is still Vogue, and I’m actually happy with the direction her career has gone, cuz let’s face it, there’s nothing really worse than an LA model who doesn’t show her tits like a little slut for people in Canada to try to masturbate to, while reading old conversations we had on AIM that I saved in case she one day got famous. Here are the pics. Lovely nipples on a lovely girl. I’m a fan.

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Hayden Panettiere Gives Up Now That She’s Engaged of the Day

I am not someone who thinks that up until today, Hayden Panettiere has been putting all that much energy into her look, her fitness, her overall sexiness. Unlike her mother, who is like a typical Soap Opera cat woman with too much surgery, Hayden’t stuck to just implants. But I will say, she’s never been overly fat. Overly muscular yes. But never fat. So hearing her be engaged, now seeing her down a bag of Oreos, that unless this is product placement, you know a paid ad spot, and I am sure it is, cuz Celebs don’t endorse shit without a paycheck. It is safe to say now that she’s getting hitched, it is all downhill. Stay tuned for dumpy Hayden in 12-24 months. That’s my prediction.

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Ieva Laguna Hot in Bathing Suits for Free People of the Day

Ieva Laguna is 22, has done Vogue 4 times, and was in the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. She’s now doing some shit for a brand called Free People, that involves her in a bikini, looking all fucking lovely and shit. Romantic, like out of a 60s photo album you found in your basement of your parents on summer vacation, that you were able to jerk off to, cuz your mom doesn’t look like that anymore, it was practically like thinking about fucking another person, those hard nipples, that bikini, those old cars and the instagram effects before instagram….only less creeepy and filled with a hot currently 22 year old, not one that has weathered into a muff gut, wrinkly dried up pig. I’m into this Latvian babe. Latvia got all kinds of good pussy and that’s about all Latvia has.

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SoCal Val and Traci Brooks in a Locker Room Photoshoot of the Day

It amazes me that wrestling, in all it’s fucking stupidity, still exists. Hicks and rednecks and closet case social awkward idiots still flock to their TVs to watch grown men play fight, like it was the 80s and real fighting wasn’t televised. It just makes no sense. The only thing that does make sense about the shit is not THE ROCK, or Stacy Kiebler, but the fact that they cast these stripper bitches for the trash to flock to and jerk off to, when they pin them up in the ring to grind around like a backyard mud wrestle, without the mud. So I don’t know who SoCal Val or Traci Brooks is, but I am sure 90 percent of people in a trailer park do, which means you. So here are some pics of their photoshoot. I don’t find them hot – but they are naked and sharing a towel, as poor people do, so here are the pics.

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Melissa Debling is the Glamour Model of the Day

A day is not a day unless I post a picture or a set of pictures of a Glamour model and her big old tits, to help validate her as something you’d want to fuck and something that is an actual model, despite not being all that hot, and more importantly being short and curvy, unlike actual models. But like I always say, anything to trick a bitch into getting topless, whether it is money, promises of backstage passes, or fame and fortune from low level magazines spreads, is something I endorse.

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Some Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is showing off some of her bra….pretty tame for a slut trying to get ahead for being a slut. A slut who made headlines for leaking nude pics of herself that were apparently for some boyfriend at the time but who we all know were for the press. A set of nude pics her people said were shot pre-18, making sites scared of being charged with kiddie porn, when really she shoulda been the one charged for kiddie porn for producing it. More importantly she should have shaved her fucking bush in the shit, because unlike me, the general public hates bush, and in trying to market yourself properly as a slut, you need to adapt to their needs and what it all comes down to is that Vanessa Hudgens is a fucking disappointment. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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