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Tamara Ecclestone’s Playboy Sneak Peak of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is some rich kid, heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune, making her performance in Playboy not one to market herself for a better life. You know, to open doors like she was Pam Anderson or Jenny McCarthy, or even Sara Jean Underwood and the Hefner girlfriends who all made a solid retirement plan out of posing nude. This bitch is rich enough to own the shit multiple times over, just out of the interest she makes on her trust fund. So her posing for the shit, with her fake titties and fat ass is strictly ego. It’s strictly a cry for attention cuz daddy was too busy making billions to read her bed time “stories”, reminding me of something I’ve knows since the first rich cunt I fucked, and that is that they are far more broken than the street hookers I’ve got with for 5 dollars, only their drugs, panties, and hotel rooms are all 5 star luxury, but their souls are equally empty, depressing, sad and hurting places. But at least they don’t smell like fucking shit. Making them, a little bit better to kncok up when you get the chance. Here’s preview of her Playboy shoot, and I know, I was surprised Playboy still exists, after than Lena Dunham spread, I just assumed it self destructed like it was Heff’s prostate.

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Tamara Ecclestone’s Playboy Sneak Peak of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone’s Playboy Sneak Peak of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is some rich kid, heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune, making her performance in Playboy not one to market herself for a better life. You know, to open doors like she was Pam Anderson or Jenny McCarthy, or even Sara Jean Underwood and the Hefner girlfriends who all made a solid retirement plan out of posing nude. This bitch is rich enough to own the shit multiple times over, just out of the interest she makes on her trust fund. So her posing for the shit, with her fake titties and fat ass is strictly ego. It’s strictly a cry for attention cuz daddy was too busy making billions to read her bed time “stories”, reminding me of something I’ve knows since the first rich cunt I fucked, and that is that they are far more broken than the street hookers I’ve got with for 5 dollars, only their drugs, panties, and hotel rooms are all 5 star luxury, but their souls are equally empty, depressing, sad and hurting places. But at least they don’t smell like fucking shit. Making them, a little bit better to kncok up when you get the chance. Here’s preview of her Playboy shoot, and I know, I was surprised Playboy still exists, after than Lena Dunham spread, I just assumed it self destructed like it was Heff’s prostate.

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Tamara Ecclestone’s Playboy Sneak Peak of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

Kendall Jenner Models for Harper’s Bazzar of the Day

As one of the Kardashian sisters is falling off, because like so many fat superficial fat chicks before her, she’s decided to use her pregnancy to mask her eating disorder, and taking eating for 2, something she’s been into pre-pregnancy but never did because she is on TV and people are watching, and her thick figure was already taking too much screen time….I’m talking fat as fuck, fat that won’t shed, and that will carry her into middle age looking like a bovine….. The pimp mother has another one in place, younger, hotter, with just as much potential, and more opportunity than the half breed first batch. Not cuz this one is 100 percent white, but because the barn animal ones paved the way. It’s just too bad this Kendall girl isn’t taking over after Kim Kardashian’s funeral, because like you, I’m ready for her to die.

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Nina Agdal Models Lingerie Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Nina Agdal is a downs syndrome lookin’ model, who luckily has a fantastic body to distract me from some Corky fetishes I’ve once known too well. Not because I jerked off to LIFE GOES ON …but because I worked at a retard home and the girls were always masturbating, unable to really communicate well enough to tell on me, and luckily I got none of them pregnant in the process…it was a romantic time as an orderly, I get Downs like that..a romantic experience while changing her adult diaper before bed time….. Judge all you want. Haters gonna hate… Enough about me…Here’s Nina in some lingerie making dreams come true…for her immigrant self as she steals all the American model work….

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Myleene Klass Bending Over in Leggings of the Day

Myleene Klass is an older mom, who was once a popstar, but who is now out doing errands, because she’s worth a fucking fortune, and that’s what rich people do But more importantly, she’s bending into her car, in leggings that don’t have enough fabric to contain her ass, cuz like so many middle aged moms, she’s still rockin’ a size small, when maybe it is time to size up, but no one likes to admit they are getting thick, and that fabric is seemingly forgiving, until some asshole snaps a pic, and you realize the window to your soul and your success is on blast. I see this almost everyday, it is the best side effect from leggings, other than just being leggings, all vagina hugging and amazing. IF THIS IS PORN TO YOU AND TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Myleene Klass Bending Over in Leggings of the Day

Elyse Taylor in Purple of the Day

Elyse Taylor is an awesome model from Australia, the land of cool as fuck, hot as fuck, drunk as fuck women with accents I want to bounce on like a kangaroo with my dick….She was the face of O’Neill last year, she’s done shit for Vogue, Tommy, Estee Lauder…and most importantly…my dick, right now, in these pretty much nude….with bush, my favorite, photos for Purple Magazine……She’s a keeper…the kind of girl I’d mail my sperm to and hope she uses for some pregnancy shit like a lesbian couple…No H8…Prop 8……let’s scissor. I just squirted.

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Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks. Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper. Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention…. Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

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Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Britney Spears is in a Bikini of the Day

I can’t deprive you of the Britney Bikini Pics, cuz they are an awesome throwback, but I also can’t post these pics, because the paparazzi who owns them, want to sue me, and hate me. They are from France and total cunts, but then again, that define all paparazzi. The same paparazzi who were probably hired by, or dating Britney Spears. You know, to leak some hot mom bodied bikini pics, that her shitty mom tits, tits that at one point were rumored to be implants, weird conical implants, tits that sag, tits that are spilling out of her 30+ year old bikini top. Bikini pics are good for publicity, you know everyone will look at you half naked and either judge, or jerk off, or do both. She knows this. That’s why she’s in Malibu, on a transparent balcony, and not Belize or somewhere private where no one can see in. It’s all a lie, a lie that I liked better when she was losing her fucking mind, fat, unshowered, bald and flashing her genitals. But I’ll take what I can get, I guess. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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