I don’t know if this is just racism, you know the whole “All black girls look the same” shit, but people have been emailing this me all day saying “Is this Rihanna Nude” or “Check Out Rihanna Nude” or “Why haven’t you posted this Rihanna Nude”…well motherfucker I was napping and I, like the rest of the world, don’t really give a fuck about these celebs, I just post them in efforts to get a private fucking jet to fly me and my pug far away from my obese wife, who can’t fly because of her health issues, thank god. I do know that if it is Rihanna, I love the pic, because seeing her face down and ass up, is just the perfect level of slut, even if shot at the wrong angle. I mean I’m into seeing it from the backside, but I take what I can get, this is hardly porn, it’s just an artistic nude, from a girl who is a hooker to us all. I dig it, but I don’t think it is her. I don’t see any of her tattoos. Posting it anyway.
Last week, I posted a couple of sets from this James Houston “Natural Beauties” campaign that I think is tied into some charity, because when you attach your softcore erotica photoshoot to a cause, it seems less perverted…. These girls, think they are showing their ass and titties for the better of man. Without realizing that the end result, that titty picture is the exact same as if she was posing like this for a cup of soup cuz she’s down on her luck and willng to do anything to live another day…. Her name is Guinevere and I assume she’s a model…but more importantly, I’ve seen her titties…
I guess these pics of tennis star modeling her underwear line, would have been better if the underwear line was more of a lingerie line, and the tennis star was more Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova, because Caroline Wozniacki, may be a powerhouse of a player, and watching her grunt with her powerful swing may be sexy when playing against a more manlier girl, but she’s not one of the babes of tennis, and I think her underwear design really properly represent her sex appeal.
There is a movie called Bath Salt Zombies, that apparently is barely a fucking movie, but does have an IMDB Page , even if based on these shots, the budget looks like it may have been 30-75 bucks. Since there are tits in it, when really there has to be tits in any movie that looks this shit, even if the tits are on some busted up and broken down no name called Erin R. Ryan, who will probably remain a no name, cuz she’s gross and her tits are gross, but who will always have this genius legacy to share with her kids and grand kids about the time mommy starred in what could be a funny movie concept, but that was just a fail At least they kill her off…I mean she’s a little gremlin don’t feed her after midnight. Here’s the awesome budget clip….the worst.
Here is the Ultra Music Festival – Live Stream for those of you not in Miami Raving, because you’re too busy sitting at home depressed, not getting laid, a total sad case. If you are like me, you are probably self conscious of very little….but one thing you do pay attention to is whether you are starting to lose your hair. Not that it is the end of the world, but just another strike against your already hurting life. So why not do what you can now to stop it while you can, before your male pattern baldness goes into a weird, awkward, unmanageable place…..but first you need to educate yourself. 1- What Causes Hair loss – 95% of all cases are caused by genetics….genetics that trigger your testosterone (DHT) to attack your hair follicles on your head. 2- What are the remedies available – There are prescription pills that have side effects like lower sex drive…because that’s what the pills do…they hit you where you don’t want to be hit, lowering your T-count, or your Dihydo-Testosterone count, which is the hormone causes hair loss. There is also popular hair shampoo that stimulates the hair follicle and keeps it in the “growth phase”. It also comes with side effects from unwanted hair growth in other body parts, as well as headaches and even heart palpitations….sounds awesome right? Expensive chemicals that sound horrible…. There are also natural products developed by dermatologists on the market, like REVIVOGEN that work really well in the early stages of hair loss. Meaning if you have been losing your hair slowly over the last 3-5 years, this product has been scientifically proven to stop further hair loss and even regain hair already lost…in as fast as 3 months. Doctors even recommend it. These options, like REVIVOGEN have no side effects, are all natural and work. It is definitely worth trying! Studies have shows an 85% success rate in as little as 3 months! It’s a minor investment to save your balding ass head! Quit fucking around. Save yourself. To find out more FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sarah Hyland is the 10 year old looking chick, who is actually over 18 from Modern Family and she is showing off the life lessons she has learned from Sofia Vergara, that include but aren’t limited to “TITS”. So she’s strapped herself into a push up bra for some publicity event and her cleavage is up to her fucking neck….and I like it. It reminds me of a Junior High dance, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret epidemic, where tweens everywhere want sheer thongs. I saw it on the news.
Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose… So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome. Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.
I posted some lubed up EMMA WATSON PICS for the same book, campaign, or whatever the fuck this Natural Beauty thing. If you click on that post, you can learn what it is all about, but I’m more interested in seeing Irina Shayk posing for it, because she’s hot, even if I am sure she’s not a natural beauty and has some work done on her quest to get to this level….but I’ll take it, cuz she’s awesome.
Candice Swanepoel…..I mean…she’s fuckin aswesome. She’s got this fucking body that blows my fucking mind. Thin, fit and despite being statistically at risk for HIV thanks to South Africa statistics, I want to taste her without a condom, not that I’d ever use a condom, that shit just gets in the way of all the gynecological exams I give with my penis… Either way, she’s showing off her body, pretty clothed, but still looking good for Vogue Spain, To See The Video That I Couldn’t Figure Out How To Embed FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some shitty screen caps and the actual pics all mixed together
A bunch of sites are shitting on Lohan’s lawyer, Mark Heller, for whatever reason. Despite the fact that she’s never gone to jail and is sentenced to rehab for 90 days, like that’s a fucking punishment. If anything, I think that makes him an awesome lawyer, considering that Lohan should be locked the fuck up for a few years, at least in the lesbian fantasies of my mind. Well, sites are starting to do some background research in Mark Heller, the lawyer, for whatever reason. They have figured out that his son Mike is Lohan’s buddy, a guy I have met and who as far as I’m concerned is pretty decent. But what they aren’t focusing on, is what actually matters, and that is Mark Heller’s hot as fuck daughter. Her name is Rachel Heller, I’ve been trying to get her pregnant with my mind for the last few years. It hasn’t worked. I posted her IN HER BIKINI in 2010…and since then have been wanting to make her fall in love with me….or at least let me go down on her for a week or until my tongue falls off but like everything I do, I’ve failed. It’s ok, I get it, she’s too good for me. You know from the upper crust of society, all classy and high end luxury and shit, but I still write her love letters, put them in bottles with my semen and thrown them in the river hoping they wash up in New York or LA, where she’s filming a TV show and a Movie….cuz she’s gonna be famous, even though those love letter probably end up at the sewage treatment facility…it counts. She’s glorious, she’s the real reason you should be talking about Mark Heller, Lindsay Lohan, or even LOVE….. Rachel Heller, we may not know each other, we may never know each other, you may not know I exist… but we’re connected at the soul…or at least we should be…and by soul I mean genitals…. Remember, I’ve been stalking you pretty badly, inconsistently, and not quite as committed as I should be, because I forget and I’m lazy, for at least 3 years. That’s gotta count for something. Here are some hot pics of her…
