I’m not sure where this artsy photoshoot of Emily Ratajkowski making even a pair of overalls look hot is from, but I guess somebody was listening when I asked for more pictures of one of my new favorite models. I think this could be the start of a beautiful Internet friendship between me and Emily, where I keep drooling over pictures of her in her underwear, and she keeps being completely unaware of my existence. Like I said, beautiful.
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Arty Boobs
Last week…..at least I think it was last week…I posted the video that goes along with these pics ….of Helen Flanagan doing some sexy Jockey viral video shit for a betting site….well Helen Flanagan has gone on to post some of the pics from the shoot….that focus on what’s important about her craft…and that is her boobs… The interesting thing about this busty UK starlet, is that she only exists because she was on a Soap Opera…something all the Glamour models wish they would land….but instead of riding out a cushy career on TV…she quit and decided to become a Glamour model…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough growing up…and her tits…her tits just wanted to be celebrated more than they were on TV… Her whole career path is insane, but not as insane as the fact that I am writing about it….
Zippora Seven is not that famous of a model, but she is from New Zealand and I can assume that having more than 10 people knowing who you are makes you the most famous person in New Zealand….but I could be wrong…. The people who do know who she is, know that she’s famous for modeling nude when she was 16 which is illegal but not illegal enough to get the magazine publisher arrested for kiddie porn, but illegal enough to start scandal….because it’s fashion and art people, and fashion and art makes it ok….at least that was their loop hole…. But starting at 16 makes her a child prodigy in nude modeling…and ike all prodigies…she’s excelled at it…and kept the talent going…I mean it put her in the map…so why change something that works….you know really show the world her nude modeling expertise…. Here are her top 4 Topless shoots…. 4- SOME UNKNOWN YET AMAZING NUDE SHOOT 3- NAKED FOR DEREK HENDERSON 2- NAKED FOR RUSSH MAGAZINE 1- NAKED FOR L’OFFICIEL UKRAINE Here she is continuing with those titties in this unknown shoot…and she’s amazing…
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Zippora Seven in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day
Bar Refaeli is pretty thick…so looking at her workout is definitely not as awesome as looking at CANDICE SWANEPOEL working out….but I’ll take it…because I love it when girls work on fitness, and themselves, to make them healthier, happier, and more attractive. I like hard bodies, but more importantly, I love seeing their sweaty asses squat…almost enough to join a gym to stare…something I have done in the past…and as it turns out….even the fatties trying to get fit are hot to watch in action…I guess there’s just something about gym clothes…or sweaty assholes….or girls grunting and lifting….or maybe it is just the germs all over the machinery that makes me wanna fuck….cuz it reminds me of everytime I fuck…who knows…what matters is that it’s good…
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Bar Refaeli Instagram Gym Pic of the Day
Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….
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Bianca Balti’s Hot Bikini Perfume Campaign of the Day
I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….
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Late Night Booty Call of the Day
Tagged invalid, long-enough, medium, probably-trying, Sex, underwear
I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….
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Late Night Booty Call of the Day
Tagged boner-catches, context, detected, invalid, long-enough, medium, Nsfw, probably-trying, quest, Sex, steplinks, TMZ, underwear
Eva Longoria is on the beach in South America…where I guess thickness is accepted…cuz girl is finally channeling some of her Mexican roots…something she’s been trying to oppress all these years from pretending her parents weren’t border jumpers….to growing up in white neighborhoods where she dyed her hair blonde and pretended she was just Tanned…never inviting anyone over to their fiesta for fear they would tease the goat in the backyard…..to hiring Mexican migrants to staff her house…but genetics…genetics can’t be fought off…if you let yourself got…and that’s why she’s starting to look like a typical Middle aged mexican woman from a tiny village who makes the best corn tortillas around for her 12 kids…..and if you’ve ever been to Mexico or an Authentic mexican restaurant…you know what I’m saying…. FOLLOW THIS LONK
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Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day
Tagged backyard, dick-or-not, discomfort, eva longoria, gold, Hollywood, invalid, never-inviting, underwear
Emily Osment is Haley Joel after he went to Thailand to get his dick chopped off cuz being an awkward male child star post puberty is hard to deal with….and nothing a little chop / chop hormone therapy can’t fix…because girl’s have it easy…and all they need to do is get in a bikini for validation, even when the paparazzi don’t care to document them doing it, they can do it themselves….just turn to social media if you don’t believe me…so many hot bikini girls get 1000s of likes and follows for doing nothing but posing in a bikini…I mean even fat chicks who get naked on cam get followers…cuz dudes are pathetic and can’t help but liking anything and everything with a vag…..even when we hate them and their gold digging, fame whore, parasite who steal our freedom ways…. Unless she is in fact his sister who used his fame as a wrung in the ladder, to which I say who cares…she’s in a bikini, let’s celebrate, born with a dick or not.
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Emily Osment Bikini Pic of the Day
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I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….I’ve seen her in movies, I’ve seen her at event at least in pictures of her at events…we don’t really run in the same circles… and I just avoid her instead of trying to understand her….or her appeal…because the older I get…the less mean I’ve become and if anything, I feel like her being a love interest in a movie, is like seeing a handicapped kid trying to play with the other kids….you know something that there is humor in, but you can’t laugh at cuz that’d be evil…and you don’t want to be evil…life is filled with too much negativity and is too short for all that…who cares if you wanted the plane to crash in Up in the Air…or if you hoped dude would die of cancer in 50/50….all so that you didn’t have to look at her wonky face….but then she put on a one piece and posted it to instagram….and all my discomfort about her and her weird look disappeared…..cuz bathing suits…even one pieces…even on questionable characters…mesmorize me….making this the first Anna Kendrick post ever on the site…which is weird considering she’s been around for years…but not weird considering how unattractive I find her.
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Anna Kendrick’s Bathing Suit Ass of the Day
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