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Erin Heatherton Not Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

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Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/

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Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

Lady Gaga Looks Sad Cuz She Realizes She’s Lady Gaga of the Day

Here are some depressing pics of Gaga…apparently she’s just realized she’s Lady Gaga….and that’s a fate worst then death….even with all the money and socially awkward, loser, reject fans…..once you get to the top…of what you always thought you wanted….it’s very clear in her face….that it’s doesn’t change the fact that she’s Lady Gaga….her emotional damage runs deep….

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Eva Mendes for Some Russian Magazine of the Day

Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to shower her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits for TV….and now she’s forced to do photoshoots for Russian magazines…like she is Hasselhoff after his Knight Rider show….forced to be a popstar in germany….only with more billionaires per capita to bed her…she’s a babe….here are the pics.

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Eva Mendes for Some Russian Magazine of the Day

Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day

OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day

Nina Agdal in Bathing Suits of the Day

Nina Agdal is some SI Model who looks like she has Downs Syndrome…that I can only assume Brooklyn Decker met at their Downs Syndrome summer beach meet-up and said “shit girl, you got a body that I know would look good in a magazine, it’s way more fun that the work program they normally put our kind to work at….stuffing envelopes for big corporations…fuck that”…to which she gurgled some kind of yes while punching herself in the head before for handler told her to not get so excited….and here we are now….catalog shots for bikinis…not all that erotic…but still something you can jerk off to if you’re 12 and don’t have the internet.

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Nina Agdal in Bathing Suits of the Day

Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day

Her name is Gwendoline Christie …she’s 6 foot 3….she plays Brienne in “The Game of Thrones”…I have never heard of her….I have never watched the show…but I have seen her nudes and it’s some kind of weirdness that you may find erotic….because porn is getting boring for you…and you’ve seen all the regular looking girls you can handle naked….so you might as well jump on this really large and interesting looking thing sexually…because it’s better and more legal than a lot of your other weird fetish options…. No idea where this freakshow pics are from…but at least she’s got a vagina….because based on her size…that was a little up in the air…. All this to say…she looks like her name would be Gwendoline….

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Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day

Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day

There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous…. So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated….. Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….

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Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day

Lacey Chabert also knowns as the voice of Meg Griffin in Season one of Family Guy….a role people probably consider her at her best…..was also in Party of Five….one of those shows like Dawson’s Creek, Buffy, Felicity….etc… that manage to find a real passionate fan boy nice…and I don’t fucking know why….but I do know that I’ve been in at least one grown man’s house that was filled with action figures…and box sets of these kinds of shows….that screamed “I could be a serial killer, but I’m a harmless nerd”…..a description I assume also best describes you….which is the main reason I’m posting this 30 year old in her bikini in a TV Movie no one cares about and that won’t win her any awards…cuz that’s just the kind of actor she is…a filler that won’t leave much of a mark on the world…but that her weird, obsessive fans still have posters of and plan their wedding night every time they jerk off…I don’t get it…I just know it happens… Here she is in a bikini for TV….

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Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day

Lauren Falls is the Exposed Instagram Babe of the Day

One of my favorite thing in life is girls…..and my favorite thing about girls….is that they all love male attention…even the lesbians….. Even when they are hot and get male attention…it’s like a deep rooted need to be the star of the fucking show….even if the show is the bar they are at…..even if it means humiliating themselves…or getting naked on the internet…all cuz someone asks them to…. There are so many girls who I know and love on instagram and in life who just post hot naked pics all fucking day…and I have nothing against hot naked pics….I live for them….but they are doing it for some psychological gratification…..hoping to get some level of Kim Kardashian…. Like this hot chick who I follow named Lauren Falls……this is her INSTAGRAM …..but more importantly….I found out that prior hot bure really tame on INSTAGRAM ….Lauren was like all girls…. Aspiring to get noticed the easiest way….by getting naked on GIRLS GONE WILD because at the time she didn’t care and was asked to…and I guess that was like being asked to star in fucking Twilight….. Thinking maybe it would be her big break….you know put her on the map for others to see how hot she is…..those camera lights and Joe Francis informercials are blinding….as is being the chosen one from the ghetto local bar you spend your boring life at …..and thanks to the internet….these awesome life choices last forever….. TO SEE HER NUDE FOLLOW THIS LINK EXPOSED!!!!

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