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Alex Morgan As Katy Perry of the Day

I don’t know what is more ridiculous….Alex Morgan….US Olympic Soccer Gold medalist doing a shoot for ESPN magazine dressed like she is Katy Perry…in what I guess is their Halloween in March issue….or that they did a behind the scenes interviewing her about the process…like anyone who reads ESPN magazine gives a fuck about how hard it was for her to pose like that….or how much she loves Katy Perry…cuz I can only assume that anyone reading ESPN magazine hates Katy Perry as much as I do….cuz we’re men god dammit…not fucking 13 year old girls…. So this video makes no sense….and that’s why I am posting it….

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Sofia Vergara’s Applying Make-Up of the Day

This must be a fetish somewhere… Sofia Vergara has two people working her face to make her look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom of a 25 year old….you know when you’re not looking at her breasts…..and take the time to see what her face actually looks like…which I assume only happens sometimes….like right now when she’s not showing off her tits…even though showing off her tits is the whole reason she exists….making the whole thing so backwards… Most girls hide their smoke and mirror secrets, their SPANX, their EXLAX and whatever else they use to make themselves look hot….but this girl’s putting this out there….making me think is just a front for the other 3 dozen other people she has airbrushing her into looking like a babe….but we don’t care about that…we just care that she’s making everyday 50 year olds feel inadequate….cuz an inadequate feeling woman is one who gives good head….

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Selena Gomez Does Upskirts on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck…. The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…

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Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan… To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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Thaiz Schmitt is Awesome on the Beach of the Day

Thaiz Schmitt that you don’t need to be pretty….or beautiful…or talented…or relevant…or really an anybody…to get noticed by the paparazzi…you just need to be wearing a skimpy bikini….obviously…I’ve never heard of this chick, but realized I don’t need to hear about these chicks to love looking at them in pics wearing bikinis…crawling around and working it like it’s some kind of softcore photoshoot….because I think it’s safe to say…I’d watch any and every girl do that….and it doesn’t even have to be in paparazzi pics…I’m perfectly fine with facebook albums and instagram uploads….cuz every vagina deserves to be masturbated to at least once. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Harley Green is New Tits to Zoo of the Day

Harley Green is some new tits for Zoo magazine that I figured I would do a post on to encourage her in her first voyage into the land of international titty model….a place that is sometimes a little scary to fully jump into…especially if you were raised with morals and values and a dad who loved you….a place you never thought you’d be venturing into when you were growing up…cuz showing your titties is slutty and something you do for private time….before realizing that the money is easy, the fame is easy, and the whole thing just makes you better and smarter than girls working regular day jobs…too pussy to bother entering this amazing world…but resenting you for doing it…. Good luck on your journey Harley Green.

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Milou van Groesen for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

I don’t mind when models look like dudes…because I assume they go through some minor testing before getting hired…that involve proving they ahve a vagina…but then again..it is the fashion world…and they do all kinds of obscure things trying to be artistic and trendy….but I’ll take the boner I’d like to have looking at these as a sign that she’s girl enough….those legs…that skinny..amazing..she’s not Gross at all….even though that’s what her name wants you to believe….

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Today’s Victoria’s Seceret Shoot of the Day

Gracie Carvalho is some Victoria’s Secret, corporately owned, token blackish girl so that they are viewed as totally politically correct, in what I like to think of as the GLEE phenomenon….where it is just so PC it’s almost mocking PC…..because let’s face it…PC is a pile of shit…. They are in St Barts, the paparazzi was there, because they were hired to be there, as this is a huge part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing plan….make these girls celebs….celebs we own…alll for getting half naked….and we will sell more panties to women who wanna be them…. And luckily…that concept works for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Spring Breakers Have a New Trailer of the Day

Here’s the Harmony Korine mainstream effort.. but more importantly the Selena Gomez / Vanessa Hudgens anti Disney Effort…you know full of dubstep and young party girls….in some weird sexed up college spring break party’s new trailer….and unfortunately…I want to see this shit…even though I’ve pretty much seen the whole movie already…it reminds me of what I’ll be doing this spring break….booty and bikini clad bitches…..

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Camille Rowe for 3 Suisses Swimwear of the Day

Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…except maybe for the one hard nipple pic – that escaped being edited out by not being a Victoria’s Secret tame as hell shoot…but instead being some sporty bootleg ROXY/Billabong looking shit that is hardly the kind of bikini shoot I could really jerk off to…. I mean I get that these models need to go corporate to pay for their lavish lifestyles when men and the client isn’t paying…but as a corporation hiring her, they should have a responsibility to be true to her as an artist….and artist who normally gets topless.

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