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Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….

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Katy Perry Tits at the Grammy Awards of the Day

Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated…. But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again…. Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny. TO SEE THE MORE KATY PERRY TIT AT THE GRAMMY’s FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity…. You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself. TO SEE MORE RIHANNA NIPPLE IN A HOT DRESS AT THE GRAMMYS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton is the SI 2013 Cover of the Day

I was lied to….just the other day I was told that Nina Agdal was the new Kate Upton, and despite looking handicap, I thought thank god a girl with a good body is finally getting back into the bikini model leading role….but I shoulda known better…Kate Upton’s tits get hits and the past year has been a series of her getting job after job…becoming more and more famous…proving that dudes don’t care about hot fit bodies…they just care about sloppy fucking tits…she’s not hot, not deserving, there’s no real reason for her to be at this level, she must be related to someone important, somewhere, cuz seriously, she’s a total pig..but a pig people love staring at and a pig they throw on the cover cuz maybe, just maybe, it will see some copies, despite no one doing that whole magazine thing anymore…. This is a disappointment…but at least they took my advice and said “if we’re gonna put her on the cover, let’s get her in a snow suit, cuz a snow suit is the best bikini for her shitty body type…. I blame all you tit obsessed kids who weren’t breast fed…

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Chelsea Schuchman’s Obscure Shoot for Fashion of the Day

Chelsea Schuchman is actually a hot model…but unfortunately the Fashion industry is a bit of a joke…and in being a joke…the most ridiculous shit that seems edgy, obscure or interesting become “high concept” or “art” because this gang of losers seeking the next cool thing out of insecurity, instead of just not giving a fuck, buy into this clown bullshit that belongs in some kind of circus, or homeless shelter….and that is the overall theme of the fashion scene….a scene I find uninspiring, while idiots everywhere are convinced it is so inspiring cuz idiots every where just don’t know what the fuck is up…and want to believe in something that is just genius marketing making people billions of dollars… That said, fashion supports nudity and I support nudity, so whatever the fuck this hipster club kid freakshow shit is, I embrace it, cuz it has some hipster bush and some hipster nipples, in a shoot that despite being some try hard shit, is still more interesting than most things our boring manufactured life have to offer….and I guess that’s the depressing thing in all this….as lame and contrived as this is…at least they are having fun….here are the pics…and you know what…they are fucking awesome….

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Anna Torv Nude for Esquire of the DAy

Anna Torv on some show called FRINGE that I have never seen or heard of….because I don’t care about this shit…she is from Australia….where she’s been famous for a while…and now she’s naked for Esquire….and that works for me…cuz getting naked for anyone is the only work I really respect or appreciate…that and charging dying people to save their lives…but only cuz that is serious evil…capitalist greed…I’ll save you if you pay me asshole moves you just have to respect when you hate society as a whole…

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Izabel Goulart for Victoria’s Secret February of the Day

It’s Valentines Day in a week and Victoria’s Secret is well aware of that so they are releasing all their catalog pics to the blogs in one massive half naked, photoshopped nipples and vagina, catalog shots of some top models that they have created and groomed into celebrity models….and as much as I hate jerking off to catalog pics…and have since the 80s….sometimes it’s the only thing around…or a nice refreshing change from that one issue of National Geographic on the topless pigmy tribe….or I guess in your case…throat fucking porn. Pervert.

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Demi Lovato’s Interesting Cosmo on Campus Shoot of the Day

These Demi Lovato pics were shot in July 2012….and are being reused in the March issue of Cosmo on Campus….which I guess is cosmo for dumb college coeds that answer questions like how to fuck in the library, how to manage the football team at the same time in a shower gangbang, how to apply foundation to your herpes scabs so no one knows when you’re on stage at a kegger funneling beer in the handstand position….and more importantly…keeping you up to speed on Demi Lovato…every College Kids favorite X-Factor judge..because she had a breakdown….and breakdowns are so in right now….while I am just into it cuz she’s not lookin fat….but she is lookin half naked…and I’m down….because crazy girls speak to me…

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Katsia Zingarevich for Intimissimi Lingerie of the Day

Katsia Zingarevich is the new face of Intimissimi Lingerie….which is a lingerie company that used to have Irina Shayk as their main squeeze….She’s Belarussian, she’s married to a footballer like Irina Shayk, only unlike Irina Shayk, her footballer’s probably not a homo using her as a front, just a dude who uses his fame and fortune to land quality vagina….vagina that in a different decade would likely be sewing work camp uniforms….or waiting in line for rationed toilet paper….but instead is here giving me boners….multiple boners… This is their Valentine’s Day shoot straight from Italy..

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Lucy Pinder Nipples for Twitter of the Day

Lucy Pinder only matters because of her tits…so it only makes sense that she would be posting them to twitter….for the gang of perverts who love her tits enough to buy calendars of her tits to grace the walls of their garages because they don’t worry that she’s 8 years old…and it’s not 2004 anymore..cuz their depressing lives just pass them by and the one thing they can count on is a set of tits they’re used to….like old timer Lucy Pinder… That said she looks amazing

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