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Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Video of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same…. Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Video of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same…. Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…

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Joanna Krupa for Esquire’s Me in my Place of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa is some hot bodied gutter bullshit from the early 2000s who has been trying so hard to make it since the early 2000s because I guess she knew she was some hot bodied bullshit then…and watching her struggle was entertaining…she did every low budget photoshoot in fucking town…just hoping to get a fan base with those implants she spent 3 summers washing cars to get….before becoming internationally famous on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even a star, which led to Real Housewives of Miami….you know just sucking from the bottom….and it finally paid off, even most people would find her career a joke, she feels like she’s finally made it…and at a good time cuz she must be 40 by now…. So here she is being an hooker/stripper/pornstar who never was for Esquire…what a waste….but at least she looks good….

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Hayden Panettiere for NYLON of the Day

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. Hayden Panettiere is in the March issue of Nylon magazine….a magazine that was once for hipsters but that is now for everyone….the Seventeen magazine of this generation….and I am just bummed that she didn’t take full advantage of her fake tits and expose them to the world….and take ownership of them…but I guess what it comes down to is that she’s trying to be subtle about it…you know slowly introduce them so that people always wonder if they are fakers or just her growing into her shoulders….you know cuz fake tits, if you don’t want the world to know you have fake tits, are take work and time to coverup….here are the boring pics…

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Emily Osment Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

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My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini…. I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….

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Caprice is Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Caprice Bourret, also known as Caprice…is pushing 45…..so I am not entirely sure if these are recent pics of her or not…but they say that they are and that’s good enough for me….someone who remembers her in FHM and Sports Illustrated in the 90s…..an era where she also released a shitty one hit wonder song cuz she was at the peak of her fame and with that comes an arrogance…..that humiliation and failure isn’t an option when clearly it is….unless of course you are like me and base your level of success on how hot your body is in a bikini….even into your old lady, dry vagina, menopausal years…

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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….

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