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Kate Uptons Fat Chick Tits Promote Shoes of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips…. In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.

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The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the constant theme of the Kardashians…but the idiotic public buy into it….it is all our fault that such disgusting half naked pics of a bitch with the spawn of satan growin inside her disgusting body……and equally disgusting soul…has the option to exploit such nonsense…..she’s the worse.. Here’s the behind the scene video.. This shit makes me so mad…..she’s such a twat who talks like she’s Paris Hilton…and gets paid even though she’s already rich to start….the world is fucked.

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Rosie Jones is Awesome for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day is not complete unless I post a set of titty pics of some Glamour model…who is, despite popular belief, not an actual model, but some average at best looking girl with huge tits she’s willing to show off in front of a camera, which I guess in and of itself makes her an actual model, since she gets paid for this shit, but I just consider her a stripper using a different medium to pay the rent and get her great tits out there….and one of the more popular of these not real models who act like they are top models cuz of all the mail attention they get…is this Rosie Jones chick….and here she is for Page 3….in all her titty model glory….that you can’t help but love even if for the comedic aspect of all this… There’s a video….if you want it…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio for London Fog of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is something totally erotic about a girl…or a model…nude in her raincoat….like some kind of creepy flasher outside the playground….only way thinner, more luxurious, classy and with less cock…. Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model by trade, is the spokesperson for London Fog…and she brings a nice amount of that half naked sexiness to the mix…but maybe…just maybe I’m a pervert who finds anything with a vagina…even just an alleged vagina….exciting….even when passed out and covered in feces……

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Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old timer Heidi Klum is in Interview Germany where I doubt they ask her about her German Scat fetishes and BDSM basement where Seal violated her enough times to get her pregnant enough times….you know shredding her big german frame…in the most pragmatic of ways…cuz that’s how German Engineering works….but unfortunately, like an old Volkswagen, she’s still got her charm but bitch barely looks like she’ll make it up that hill….without a wheel falling off or some shit…. You get what I’m saying….but here are the pics anyway.

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Mila Kunis is the Face of Gemfield of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….

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Cheryl Burke’s Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cheryl Burke is so uneventful even in her bikini…because every professional dancer who is not a stripper….you know who didn’t fail at being a professional dancer and end up as a Pussycat Doll or coach on Dancing with the Stars, or in a Vegas show….is a dancer I want nothing to do with….cuz the professional dancer’s turned strippers cuz all else failed possess a certain depression and desperation….while putting on a fantastic stage show…you know they thought was destined for Broadway…but that now is just killed their spirits, robbed their souls and left emptiness in their eyes…but at least they keep on performing cuz as a profession the show must go on…and they get that… But here’s Cheryl Burke….a mom….in her bikini….living the life of luxury and not just because she’s escorting….like she should be…but because she’s a money maker of her own….what the fuck.

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Cameron Diaz is Intense and Half Naked for Interview Russia’s Cover of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cameron Diaz despite being old and menopausal….probably dry between the thighs….in need of anal with no lube just to feel anything….after all those years of sex with random men….being a celebrity in high demand….but I still think she’s lovely…because she made a decision to focus on career and not reproduce…that at 50….she still looks awesome….on the cover of magazinzes…popping out of leather skirts….like a sausage trying to bust through it’s casing….I am a fan…but maybe that’s just cuz I remember the legs that once were….and still are…just the skin on them is a little less elastic….as it hangs off her into her golden years…. I’m eager to see the rest of this shoot….

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OMG IT’S RIHANNA’S BIRTHDAY AND SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love the smut that Rihanna always writes on her social media…assuming that Rihanna knows how to write…something I kinda doubt you know with being a high school drop out who moved to America at 14 to become this 25 year old money making machine for a lot of already rich record execs….modern slavery repressing the black man for the benefit of the rich white plantation owner….only this plantation is a luxurious office… I digress…… What I was trying to say was, I love when Rihanna writes on her social media because it is always weird and random God quotes coupled with nudes and her smoking weed…and getting fucked up…with guys who fuck her up….in what makes for a seriously mixed message for her millions of little girls who wish they were her and follow her footsteps…. Shit is weird, but I like the bikini pics….

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Miley Cyrus Gets High on Twitter of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love me some Miley…..I also love the fact that getting high is not a scandal anymore…it’s like society is collectively moving to a place less uptight and full of shit…where people are down with fucking, getting fucked up, and having a good time….instead of trying to keep up appearances or some shit….cuz there was a time not that long ago…when pics like this would have been considered a big deal….and now it’s like who gives a fuck…smoking weed is typical…let’s use that hollywood for something more fun, more luxurious, like what the fuck Miley….you’re rich as shit, why are you trapped in your LA mansion, when you could be sailing around the fucking world, or doing substantial adventures while getting high, instead of instagramming pics using stupid apps….I mean seriously….save sitting at home doing nothing like a prisoner for people like me who are trapped and too poor to do anything…what a waste of money….but at least she’s a babe….

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