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Matt & Kim – It’s Alright is the Music Video of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know Matt & Kim….because I don’t really stay on top of music…but luckily they produced this awesome music video of a choreographed dance in their underwear in the bed….shot from the top….all artistic, high concept and fun….and more importantly….”Kim”….has an awesome ass while doing it….the song’s alright too….it’s alright….see what I did there? Yeah…I know…I’m a comedic genius cuz I don’t make anyone laugh…that’s how next level I am….which is not as next level as this….. Now everyone….get in your bed and dance….

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Erotica Cover a Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had sex on the cover of Officiel Homme…and I am offended… I just think there’s something vile about KIM AND KANYE HAVING SEX that I guess starts with Kim Kardashian Naked…..and ends with her having a demon child….because I have seen KIM KARDASHIAN HAVE SEX …it is what undeservingly made her famous….because it sucked…and now that she’s this big media monster…she should keep her fucking pants…it is 10 years later…and pregnant…and that just make it highly inappropriate….like real fucking vile…and that’s why I am posting it….cuz I like ruining days….

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Constance Jablonski Titties for Fashion of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…

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Sasha Cohen Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who the fuck Sasha Cohen…I thought Sasha Cohen was Borat….but apparently she’s a girl in her bikini on social media that people are talking about…despite her body not really being an idea bikini body….well I decided to google her…turns out she’s some Olympic figure skater and not a new Ali G character, and her body, despite being that of an athlete, I would and have probably masturbated to back before I had the internet, when figure skating on sunday after noons was all that was on TV, it’s not really one I’m into right now…especially when all her pics involve that beard who is a mix of Bob Villa, Al from Tool Time, and the dude on American pickers…shit’s throwing me off…. Here are th epics anyway….

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Isabeli Fontana is a Babe in Vogue Latin America of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabeli Fontana is a babe…there’s just something about the Brazilians all tall and amazing, even when pushing 30, with their tanned skin and exotic features that make me excited, and it is probably because most Brazilian babes, especially the ones you meet in the bar, likely have penises, cuz along with Thailand they are world leaders in trannies, and even better at AIDS….. That said, she was a 16 year old lingerie model that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for being kiddie pornogrpahers and now she’s a 29 year old set of legs still worth of you perverts masturabting to…even if it’s legal to do so now…. These are pics for Vogue and I’m posting them…cuz that’s what I do….

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Daisy Watts for Zoo is the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daisy Watts is today’s Glamour Model showing her tit for her art form that isn’t really art…but more a willingness to show titty for the good life…cuz male attention is nice and it’s way better than working as a bar tender, or secretary in an office, like the other girls who aren’t willing to get naked for photographers….who work for Glamour Magazines…and give them the male attention I can assume their dad’s never did….because the kind of girl who decides to be a nude model….is a special level of insecure I love…and that’s why I do this Glamour Model of the Day posts..but think the other reason I do them is for the titties….cuz bitches may love cake…but I love me some tittiess….

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Jennifer Lawrence for Dior of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is the Oscars on Sunday….and I won’t be there…because I wasn’t nominated for anything this year…or really ever….which is a good thing…since it is the only thing I have in common with Lindsay Lohan…and it gives us something to talk about the next time I lure her into hanging out with me….which may only be when the world has totally forgotten about her….but luckily that’s how I like all my women…. Jennifer Lawrence is the big star of the show, everone is watching her, and the people at Dior Miss Dior Handbags jumped up on this shit hard and fast…like a rapist who heard the police coming. She’s dressed 50s glam, something we know she’s not, she’s covering her tits, and these pics are a waste of your time….and that’s why I am posting them…

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Katerine Webb in her Bathing Suit for that Diving Show of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At first I was pretty angry that a show called Celebrity Diving was actual a show….then I saw that they have the same show in other countries and it’s apparently a fucking hit….but still couldn’t get over how such a weak idea in an industry that lacks ideas….but that could theoretically actually produce amazing TV….comes up with shit like this….before remembering not to care about these things I can’t control…cuz they don’t really matter at all….sure they influence a huge percentage of people…but not me…and that’s what counts….then I realized the show meant low levels in bikinis and bathing suits with Cameltoes and hard nipples…. all wet and bending and shit…and realized I am an idiot….this show is actually genius….pornography that’s under the radar….good work TV…you’ve done it again…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s skinny Karlie Kloss…Victoria’s Secret Angel….who was actually pretty successful prior to being recruited to Victoria’s Secret last year….to fill their American Model quota….because they can’t just exploit immigrants like a hotel chain or kitchen at a fancy restaurant…they have to pepper it with legitimate legal workers for fear that their evil mid-western Jewish owned but Christian friendly…I’m talking photoshopped vagina and nipples out of the half nakedness to avoid controversy in their door to door catalogs that might as well be porn based on how many bored husbands and teenage boys jerk off to it….cuz the women in their lives sure don’t look like this…..but we can dress them up like this….in a lipstick on a pig strategy that doesn’t really work but that makes the corporation 10 billion dollars a year in sales…. That said…here she is in a bikini for their Swim collection…I like her awkwardness….and silly hair…

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Natalia Vodianova in her Underwear for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ridiculously hot 30 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is posing in her underwear for some fashion magazine and I like it….and not just because she’s rich…and famous as a model…and fantastic to look at…but because she was raised without a father back in Russia…and daddy issues are fucking porn to me. What isn’t porn to me is that she’s got 3 kids with some dude she’s no longer with….even though broken homes but more importantly stepfathering is kinda my hobby….but unfortunately some rich dude who’s dad runs the multi billion dollar luxury conglomerate that owns Louis Vuitton, Moet and Henessey…..makin’ her a gold digger…even though she’s got some gold of her own…

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