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Plastic Wives…Keeps Her Labia in a Jar of the Day

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There was once a time when TLC was called The Learning Channel….when sensationalized garbage like staged reality shows about the plastic surgery obsessed wives of plastic surgeons who think they are god…living in vapid hollywood…creating scary fucking creatures…..who look like fucking science experiments….and one of them….keeps her labia in a jar….kinda like some of you creeps….but a little weirder….since she doesn’t use it for sex…or a memory of the one time you saw a vagina….she keeps it as a reminder of a meaty pussy that was… What the fuck TLC….what are you trying to learn us here….that you like making money and catering to retard America like shit like Honey Boo Boo and trash like this….our world is fucking doomed…seriously…

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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Pics of Behati Prinsloo GRABBING AT HER TITS TO MAKE THEM POP FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET have been popping up on the internet today…and they are ok…but then again I am not really a fan of this model, her name is just too cartoon-like for me to get into it…I mean how could you seriously throat fuck a girl named Behati Prinsloo without thinking a Bollywood Musical parade is gonna walk down that alley you’re throat fucking her in…. I can’t even say it sober without laughing…and feeling like a creep in the park luring in kids…..I know…what is a name…I barely know the name of any girl I get with, even my wife….I just call them all baby….I am a romantic….. Either way, she’s just part of the half naked Victoria’s Secret model roster that I can’t actually dislike…that’s why I just tweeted her asking if she was wet…because i care….cuz they are tall and half naked….getting paid millions to be half naked…making them better than any girl I get half naked…if the hired ones… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Billionaire Heiress and likely brat…who is trying her best to take over LA like she was Paris Hilton….because that’s what Billionaire Heiress do….especially when they are new money….who just need to throw that cash around in the trashiest of way possible to make as much noise in the process as possible….from buying the Spelling Mansion to modeling bikinis…to show off her fake tits…this 28 year old may be someone worth trying to K-Fed cuz she’s worth a lot of money – but beyond that…she’s pretty worthless…filled with daddy issues and no soul…like most rich girls…who are just as bad as strippers and porn chicks…they just do it in designer clothes and can afford the abortions…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Bynes Did this to her Face of the Day

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Amanda Bynes is my kind of crazy girl…but only because she’s got long legs and great tits that she shows off because she likes to put herself out there….it is all part of her mentally unstable breakdown that has lead to getting her in trouble with the law for being on drugs and drunk…and driving….in what some people say is a cry for attention and that I just say is a lot of fun…because whenever you find a teen star who was exploited by her parents who can’t get work….and who people stop caring about…trying to find herself…you get a good time…it is like they are going through the teen rebellion they would have gone through if they weren’t too busy being puppeteered by their parents for cash…..so seeing her pierce her face like some 14 year old at the mall…makes me happy…it’s that regressive teen angst in her 20s that leads to a lot of fun….and now all I need is to join her entourage….seriously…

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Demi Moore’s Old Lady Bikini Retreat of the Day

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Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers…. It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird….. The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Melissa Debling Naked for Zoo of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio. There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

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Nicole Scherzinger Promo Shots of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger gets a lot of hate for being a man…and I figure if she looks like this…with a rockin body and fake tits…as long as she keeps the duct tape on….and a pair of leather supportive panties….who can be the fucking wiser….you know there comes a time in every man’s life where they say….”will fucking this tranny make me gay” and the answer is…no man…if you think she’s a girl…and convince yourself she’s a girl just take the fucking blowjob and pretend she’s not jerking off at the same time….cuz they say people with dicks know all the right moves when it comes to dicks….thanks to years of playing with their own dicks.. This is some weird promo shots for a song she’s put out…and I have no idea why I am posting it….

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Jamie Lynn Sigler Great Tits Bad Face of the Day

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Here’s a new feature I’ve decided to start and will probbaly forget I started…meaning it may be the first and last in the series…called “Great Tits Bad Face”….and our first GTBF girl is Jamie Lynn Sigler…from the Sopranos….who has since done nothing but fuck the fat dude from Entourage….which translates into…she’s done nothing since the Sopranos….but get older….and build out some wonky, disproportionate, bug eyed face….but the good news is…she’s got great tits…and they can save her from anything…. That has been our first installment of Great Tits Bad Face….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michelle Keegan’s Great Big Tits in a White Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup…. It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk’s Alright of the Day

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best body there is…..a Russian unknown model turned SI cover girl in some KGB operation to defend Ronaldo’s homosexuality using her as an amazing front….who also has an amazing back (you see what I did there)….well now she’s getting all kinds of big model jobs like she never had to wait in line for rationed bread….and I’m totally down with staring at her…while mourning the fact that she’s a pornstar that never was….because watching this amazing thing fuck…would probably be glorious to everyone but Ronaldo…who resents her for not having testicles….every night they spend together fronting he’s straight.

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