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Barbara Palvin Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is the next big thing for Victoria’s Secret to reach the younger crowd, because she’s only 18….and not fat like Kate Upton…because Victoria’s Secret know….leave that other porker for the Men’s Magazines and SI….let’s keep our models fit as fuck…. They’re putting alot of muscle into her…and I don’t really understand how some young thing from Eastern Europe was discovered when everyone I know at 18 is popping pimples and doing Molly at house parties…but she was found…and they have already leaked a few scandals…which is leading to her getting work….and shooting with people like Terry RIchardson….who went ahead and posted these on his blog for me to steal and share with you…even though he’s supposed to be an amateur porn photographer….who pretends he’s a fashion photographer…and these aren’t porn at all..but I’ll still look at them…

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Emily Ratajkowski Hot Nude Shoot of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski hates me and rejects all my offers to marry her and show her a good life in my one room basement apartment with no heat….that I share with my obese wife…. I was willing to share my everything with her….even my last bottle of bourbon….while we sit in the cold…singing love songs and gazing into each other’s eyes…as my obese wife snores and struggles to breathe with her apnea… Unfortunately for me, she was having none of that…but that just means I need to put in more work…to make her a believer…because true love like this is not something you let slip away…it is something you slip inside and snuggle up next to…. That said, love and romance aside, she is the future, she is what Kate Upton was supposed to be….a natural and amazing body….that people should be celebrating…cuz it deserves to be celebrated….especially since beneath that lovely skin….and phyical perfection

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Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty… Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world… My kind of girl..

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Lisa Snowden Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lisa Snowden is a 40 year old TV presenter from the UK who may or may not have been a model in the past…and this is one of her photoshoots…that I can’t really figure out whether it was shot in 92 when she was in her 20s…cuz all models looked 40 back then….or if it was shot recently and this is her rockin’ 40 year old body…with big old titties in some weird as fuck high waisted panties….but ultimately…I realize…it really doesn’t matter…..they are pics of her half naked and whatever stage in life it happens in…I’ll still fucking stare…cuz this guy right here…he’s totally into tits.

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Lisa Snowden Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lisa Snowden is a 40 year old TV presenter from the UK who may or may not have been a model in the past…and this is one of her photoshoots…that I can’t really figure out whether it was shot in 92 when she was in her 20s…cuz all models looked 40 back then….or if it was shot recently and this is her rockin’ 40 year old body…with big old titties in some weird as fuck high waisted panties….but ultimately…I realize…it really doesn’t matter…..they are pics of her half naked and whatever stage in life it happens in…I’ll still fucking stare…cuz this guy right here…he’s totally into tits.

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Irina Shayk for Agua Bendita’s 2013 Catalog of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk looks good in a bikini. I am glad whatever mail order bride company she was signed to had the concept of selling her to a famous athlete who needed a babe who couldn’t speak english to front as his girlfriend…cuz it’s opened so many doors for her that has lead to me being able to masturbate to so many pics of her…not that I masturbate…but I do with my mind…you get what I’m saying…she’s awesome… Here’s a video of it….

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Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom to a 1/4 black baby and she’s fucking hot enough for me to stare at in a bikini or lingerie for Victoria’s Secret in these catalog shots…which isn’t saying much…since any girl…fat or not is hot enough for me to look at in lingerie for a catalog…because half naked…fat or not…is always better than not looking at shit that is half naked…it’s pretty fucking simple logic…and if anything the fact that this babe is a DJ slut, party slut, groupie….turns me off..mainly because she’s not groupie-ing for me…much like every single girl in the world…you jerks…. Here are the pics…

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Hilary Duff Does Some Shit I Like for Twitter of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

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Christina Hendricks Cleavage for Vivienne Westwood of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when I said Christina Hendricks was fat….well guess what…this just in…she’s still fucking fat…and with fat comes big tits…and with big tits comes a bunch of dudes who don’t care that she’s fat…cuz in their small redneck town where they are unemployed but like to frequent the hardware store and Walmart everyday…this bitch aint got shit on Bessy and all the other fucking cows they interact with on the daily….this one here…this Christina Hendricks…she’s all classy and probably smells like flowers….and not the kind you find in the Lysol spray like they are used to.. Here is porker posing for fashion….with some cleavage…boring…as fuck….

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Katrina Bowden in Jan/Feb Maxim of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maxim hates me so I am not sure how long these pics will be on the site, even though they used to buy traffic off me, cuz they didn’t get how this motherfucker right here was 5 times their size on the internet….and I hate Maxim…cuz their shoots suck, they are bottom feeder and they feature chicks who hardly fucking exist, even they are hot or not…. I mean this Katrina Bowden chick was in American Reunion, she had her 5 minutes, she looks good, but really, a Maxim Cover Girl…I guess it’s better than their usual “Hometown Hotty” who they don’t have to pay….cuz bitches love being in magazines… The whole this is a bit of a joke…you know obviously they got Katrina Bowden, she thought American Reunion was the big break and now she’s gotta work so people don’t forget…and Maxim…Maxim will take whoever the fuck they can get….I bet they wish it was still the 90s more than Pam Anderson’s liver….and Jenny McCarthy’s ass…and Carmen Electra…and David fucking Hasslehoff….it’s always sad when the new takeover…. The good news is she is fucking hot…

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