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Charlie Sheen’s Porn GFs First Time Nude of the Day

I never get excited about pornstars posting nude pics…because google allows me to see them doing all kinds of fucking shit that is far dirtier than getting naked…even if those nude pics are from their first time on camera…prior to falling into that slippery devil’s world that is pornography…. It all happened in 006 in Oklahoma when Girls Gone Wild invited her into their bus, she was 18 and she got naked and masturbated with a dildo…and realized “shit, this is my calling, my career, what I am supposed to do….my calling…god’s way….what he wanted for me when he didn’t give me a dad….”….easy money….some fame and a lot of male attention to fill her void…it was way better than finishing her OSU Psych degree she was n the 2nd year of…. I had never heard of Georgia Jones before today…because porn girls annoy me…especially on TWITTER …because they think they are important and famous and successful…when they are just gutter hookers with behavioral issues…who depress me…. I prefer my naked chicks to not be so damaged…. But the story is…she’s dating Charlie Sheen in what I can imagine is a wholesome, sane, exclusive, romantic, love filled relationship from hell…. To see the more hardcore pics from the shoot CLICK ON THIS LINK via GIRLS GONE WILD TO SEE MORE HARDCORE PICS FROM THIS SHOOT CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER PORN CLICK THIS LINK via stepSMUT

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Helen Flanagan Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some big titty UK Cornation street a trashy show that I have seen and that gives me anxiety…a show that she left to pursue other interests…like doing a reality show called I’m a Celebrity get me out of here…..she’s living with a footballer…she’s got big tits and she did this photoshoot…and now you know…and that makes you a better person.

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Julianne Hough Bikini Pics of the Day

Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton in Elle of the Day

I saw Kate Upton had posted some of these pictures on Twitter of her recent Elle shoot where she was wearing the Panda hat…to which I wrote “where is the rest of the panday, did you eat it” or something similar…because I am a cyber bully….but more importantly cuz Kate Upton is portly, piggish and even people in the fashion scene don’t get her appeal…but go with it cuz she sells magazines issues to perverts eager to stick them pages together…even though they can just get the pics on the internet….for free due to martyrs like me…. Either way, I don’t hate her and I don’t think calling her sloppy or dumpy is anything but stating fact….but then all her defenders come along and freak out…cuz “have you seen those tits bro”…. Here are the pics cuz I guess it doesn’t matter whether it is baby fat…or slowed down metabolism…

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Sara Sampaio Nude of the Day

Sara Sampaio is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret model, this time from Portugal, and she’s pretty fucking lovely, despite having a deep hatred for the Portuguese people, not because they are in fact the armpit of Europe no one cares about, except maybe for their fishing capabilities, you know the group aspiring to be Spanish or Italian or legit Euro…but because every portuguese person I’ve ever met has been a closet case, homophobic, asshole….but they do make good chicken…and apparently they also make good models…cuz this Sara Sampaio is amazing…and with all amazing models…she’s got nude pics of herself floating around…that aren’t scandalous, but that are a great reference point when you want to see what she looks like out of those Victoria’s knickers….lovely.

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J.Woww Proving Her Ass isn’t Fat is Funny of the Day

I have no idea how I missed these response videos to the above pictures of J.Woww…oh right…I have absolutely no interest in J.Woww…or anything Jersey Shore and never have…they are cysts on society and the fact that they got famous…even to be mocked…is representative of just how ridiculous our world, or at least pop culture is…. Now I am going to say that the likelihood of the above picture being J.Wow…is pretty likely…you see when you shoot anything with a high def camera….you get all the horrible things you normally like to hide in spanx…. Even her demo video….to show us that her ass is fantastic…when is shot from positions that are pretty good at hiding cellulite…I mean she does have all the stripper tricks…the spanx…and the camera phone to hide the mess that she’s trying to hide on New Years…. Here are the videos…any defensive girl out to prove her ass is decent…is worth noticing….even if she ultimately is not worth noticing. Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Babe of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is back home, or somewhere south enough that it is summer, and she’s taken to social media to show the world that she looks awesome in a bikini or bathing suit at all fucking times…because that’s her job and like a doctor…you can’t just turn that shit off when you’re on vacation….it’s ingrained in your fucking core….and you’re so good at the shit that even when a retard takes your pic with a fucking polaroid he found in his retard basement….she looks like she’s worth the 1000 dollars an hour her agency charges….in what some may think is insane since she doesn’t even have sex at that price…but that isn’t insane cuz the fashion world needs girls like Alessandra Ambrosio to make us fucking care about their underwear….either way…she needs me to write her love songs all day and all night…but instead…I just post smut cuz someone’s gotta do it…and that someone is me. Here are some pics of her hot friends…..to remind us that going to Brazil looks like fun…

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Elizabeth Berkley Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

You know what can’t be saved by the bell? Elizabeth Berkley’s ass. Get it…cuz she was on Saved by the Bell and other than Showgirls, that’s the only thing she’s ever fucking done….but that was clearly a long time ago…you know long before her ass started melting into itself like it’s had one too many babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Veronica Pliego Topless in H Para Hombres of the Day

Veronica Pliego is some low level Mexican TV host who has all of 1500 fans….but who I guess is Mexico’s answer to Glamour Models…or some bullshit….and she’s in some magazine called H Para Hombres…showing off what is a decent looking ass….even though I know like all Mexican women…she’ll pump out a dozen kids…eat one too many corn tortillas….and end up looking like the little old Mexican lady but for now…for now she’s fucking glorious…..or at least her ass is….

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Lea Michele’s Scary Bikini Pics of the Day

LEA MICHELE ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN A BIKINI WHEN PIXELATED LIKE SCRAMBLED PORN In Glee news….The dude who they have starring as the main character who is supposed to be some chick, who isn’t hot, so the freaks who watch the shit can relate to her…is dating the other dude on the show…who I assume is Gay, Black and in a Wheel Chair…because that’s just the kind of casting they do….because dude probably fucked her one boring day on set…and now is trapped…and figures it is good for the show for him to keep the love affair going…even though he’s famous and could be fucking anyone he wants…. Well…they are on vacation together, she is in her bikini and she looks like some planet of the apes shit…and you probably really like that in your trannies….because like the guy on my facebook obsessed with trannies…tranny lovers are pretty accepting of anything with dick and tits…there’s a whole lot of grey area… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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