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Hobie From Baywatch’s New Wife in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering what happened to Hobie from Baywatch, you know because you were so into that show growing up, at least for masturbation purposes that you feel some sort of attachment to the guy, you know cuz while masturbating to the show….you’d get caught up in the storyline and while building up to climax….you’d be forced to hear his antics….making you feel like you know the guy…. Well, he’s been out getting married to a fitness model we can assume he met while working out, or maybe on a dating site for fit people against fat people, a site that if it doesn’t exist I should start, cuz despite being a fat dude, I hate fat chicks so much you’d think I wasn’t…. hater…. They are on the beach…as that is the common thread that is his life….

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Emanuela de Paula for Next Lingerie of the Day

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Emanuela de Paula and what better way to celebrate a horrible winter wherever the fuck you are than by looking at a Brazilian model in her underwear cuz it’s Summer there…. She’s half white, half black, all Brazilian, all amazing….she calls herself a MULATO….which is a bad bad word that people think is racist now…up there with fag…but I guess it’s ok since she calls herself that…and it’s better than calling her a half breed….or Mommy’s jungle fever bi-product – am I right people? She’s actually done a ton of fucking work, especially for a 23 year old, I’ve just never heard of her, cuz guess what…I don’t track the fashion industry like a fag…or a mulato….oh those words…they burn my tongue when I say them…. All this to say….she’s a babe, even in half naked lingerie Catolog Shots for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret….catalog shots aka my favorite kind of photography…it is so creative and artistic….

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Christina Milian in Bra and Panties for Instagram of the Day

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Wow…Christina Milian….a mom….has taken to Twitter to show off her underwear…because….I guess she really likes this panty set and wants the world to see how great it is…I am sure it has nothing to do with fishing for compliments…or trying to re-package herself as a bit of a sex object…I mean it has to be strictly about her clothing not her body…right? I mean a mom would never leak her own panty pics…that’s for teenage girls yo….but between you and me…I am glad she did.

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Elisa Hosk in H&M Lingerie of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would say that this is that awkward moment when a girl who’s tits I have seen cuz like most models…she’s been naked in photoshoots before …but knowing the size, shape and color of her nipples….make looking at her in H&M Catalog shots all the more fun….because it’s not awkward…like if she was related to me or anything….you know like when Rob Kardashian wacks off to his sister’s porn… All this to say – Elsa Hosk…topless or not…is a babe…

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Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass is More Disgusting Than Non-Pregnant of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian was the worst possible human…you know sent here from hell to pollute the world….disgusting on all fronts…not hot…but marketed as hot…a pornstar…but marketed as a victim….which was probably good strategy cuz her porno fucking sucked…. You know just when you’re like this fat dark skinned slut is just about as vile as fucking possible… She goes and fills herself up with a fucking clone…. Whether those intentions were as evil and self serving as you’d expect….or not…the fact is her genetic line continues…and knowing that a baby is inside her….makes her fat ass even more disgusting than it was a week ago…before they announced this shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini and I Don’t Care of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about a bitch having two kids that makes her invisible….even if her body is incredible…even if she’s someone who was considered the hottest Mexican to grace shitty movies…that she never got naked in….before doing typical hoodrat Mexican shit like getting herself knocked up to lock in a man…. The only good thing about her, is that she puts all other fat lazy mom’s to shame….cuz they pretend they can’t bounce back from their uterus being used to its full, unfortunate potential… Yeah yeah…I get it…you wish this kind of thing was your wife or what your wife looked like…but what kind of person fantasizes about a wife…that’s way too lonely, sad, hopeless romantic…fantasies should be about hot pussy. You see cuz there are a lot of under 30s out there, pre-baby making, who look better than this without starving themselves and trying so hard to have a second go at a career I suggest we focus on that. But on a positive Not AT LEAST SHE’S NOT Reese Witherspoon who Should Be Banned from Beaches ….Seriously….I know it’s not saying much but REESE WITHERSPOON ON THE BEACH SCARES ME ….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara Big Fucking Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara has big tits. She’s in a one piece bathing suit. She’s pushing 50. She’s scammed the system. Who cares. You do…because your moms didn’t breast feed you, or because the media and porn has made you tit obsessed, or maybe you’re like me, and realize that a Colombian who has made it to the top, unlike all the other Colombians, probably has some amazing cocaine ties…you know so good they open the back door to hollywood….and that…I guess makes her worth her titties weight in semen….cuz a girl with free coke….no matter what she looks like….is my kind of vagina….I’m a hooker like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Pirelli Calendar for 2013 of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure what better time to expose the Pirelli Calendar that fucking sucks this year cuz there’s no nudity, but there is pregnant Adriana Lima which also fucking sucks…. Pirelli needs all the help they can get this year, it’s 2 days into 2013 and they’ve got crates of the shit they are trying to get into offices everywhere, cuz they prepped production based on passed Calendars…and not even pre-electronic when calendar matters volume…even last year was a bigger hit… I mean in 2010 it was shot by Terry Richardson….and got sleazy….and every other year has had nudity… YOU CAN CHECK MY PIRELLI ARCHIVES but this year…we’re stuck with this garbage…..boring, designed for old ladies, I don’t fucking know…but here it is anyway….featuring Isabeli Fontana, Lima, Petra Nemcova and others….not good enough times…

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Jennifer Lawrence Slutty for Vanity Fair February of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not a fan of Jennifer Lawrence…but apparently people are….she’s so fucking hyped up….even though she’s average looking…but she’s attached herself to a massively marketed movie…and that shit makes people care…but luckily I’m not human…and hate her…but will post her anyway… HERE SHE IS IN AN UNRELATED HOT PANTSLESS PHOTOSHOOT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Body in Women’s Health of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her actual last name is Cockburn. Wonder why she changed it. I guess it’s not really something that screams girl I want to fuck….even if her body is a girl you’d want to fuck…just cuz the images of Cockburn is one most guys fear… But I’m not like other guys, and I don’t really care if a bitch’s pussy burns my cock….I also don’t care what a bitches name is…I just care about cumming in her… So these pics work for me…..

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