Milla Jovovich is in a white bikini….and she looks fucking awful for Milla Jovovich which is probably amazing for most bitches cuz most bitches aren’t Milla Jovovich who may or may not be 100 year old…but who definitely seems like she is…cuz I don’t remember a time before Milla Jovovich existed…but in my defense…I do a lot of drinking and drugs…… I love white bikinis, even when they are dry, even on old moms, even when I’m not masturbating… My New Years Resolution is to ruin her marriage, send her kids to boarding school and have sex with her all day. HAPPY NEW YEAR….
Ashley Tisdale is starting to grow on me….just last week I claimed that her she won this round…thanks to her PANTIES AND COWBOY BOOTS ….. You see, I have been hating on her face for a long time…I have been laughing at her career or lack there of a career for a long time….I have even taken pleasure in the fact that her chubby friends get work in movies wearing their bikinis…while she works out so hard and was neglected in the shit….which I guess brings us to today….where she’s showing half her tit and awesome fit body…that reminds us not to give a fuck about her face…cuz as busted ass it may be…it comes with this body…she knows exactly what she’s doing….good times
This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..but I guess all that is irrelevant…cuz Magdalena Frackowiak may not even be Russian at all, I am just too lazy to google her, and more into pointing out that she’s pretty decent looking….it’s new years eve, I’m drinking, why are you on a computer….freak. That said, I think this is for H&M or some shit….
The funny thing about big titty celebs, or models, at any fucking level, you know just as long as they are making a living off their tits, is that they have no other marketable skillset, and they are only making the millions every year because of a giant set of tits, and rich men’s love for big tits, you know so that they can pay the bitch to showcase the shit… So if she didn’t have these tits, she’d likely be scrubbing floors, because that’s the only kind of work uneducated girls can get, and that’s not to offend any cleaning ladies out there, it is just to say besides being a hooker, this one’s got limited options…so it’s nice to see her paying tribute to that….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s 40 and ready to run a household like she’s not gonna get knocked up by a billionaire, even though her last 20 years of work has been to recruit a billionaire suitor….all a bunch of hookers.
When a chubby shitty popstar from the UK who managed to get on Simon Cowell’s radar to host his show instead of babe Cheryl Cole is in a photoshoot wearing a sheer dress….no one should care….and when that chubbyt popstar from the UK who was low level before getting on Simon Cowell’s money making radar starred in a sex tape of her own, giving a decent blowjob, that no one even really cared about…..gets into a sheer dress for some magazine called sheer, who like to keep shit literal…no one should care….yet I am posting it anyway….and I am someone who has see her sex tape a few times…and who has heard and hated her music a few times…and who most importantly has seen her in a bikini a few times…and ultimately I am totally unimpressed by her…yet here I am posting her sheer dress for some magazine…like she matters. I’m weird and make no sense…. Here are the pics.
Debora Nascimento is a Brazilian Model and actress…who has done very little in America…and in fact very little in Brazil…and you have probably never heard of her cuz she keeps shit local….She did have a stint in the Incredible Hulk, apparently, and after looking her up I found this nude scene of hers, where she showed off her awesome body and her lovely Brazilian…a Brazilian with a Brazilan…imagine that… Well, it turns out that she’s in the January issue of GQ Brazil…you know in keeping things local…and these are the pics….now that I’ve seen her nudes and have fallen in love with her exotic…in a “I’d love to fuck her and introduce her to my mother as my sex slave using me for citizenship”….wife.
It is safe to say that I am probably going to get sued for posting these pics, you know like I used to get sued, back when I still mattered, you know when this shit was actually funny cuz it was legit and not staged by the celebs begging for attention… You know cuz Rihanna is an exhibitionist, she’s already leaked nudes, she’s constantly fucking with the media with her Chris Brown fake abuse, boyfriend, ex boyfriend, unstable relationship shit, so she likely doesn’t give a fuck that these happened…you know it comes with the selling your soul territory.. But the creepy paparazzi who took the pic likely does, and I expect them to be removed sooner than later, so take them in, absorb them, love them and make love to yourself while looking at them… I can’t say this is the last time you’ll see her naked, but it is the first time you have in a while… And if this isn’t in fact Rihanna at her ocean side villa not giving a fuck about paparazzi, but a look a like in a similar villa, this post automatically be became racist…I don’t think all black people look the same…I swear.. Here are the fun pics…and I like them…she’s a bit of a babe…isn’t she…thank god this isn’t a horror movie where she’s the first to be killed off cuz I want more!!! GIVE ME MORE!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I’m drunk. The paparazzi is gonna hate me….more than they already do.
This is a pretty elegant shoot of some model named Natalia Siwiec…It’s up on some Eyes Wide Shut, 50 Shades of Grey, naughty adult game inspiring lingerie with masks and gloves and top hats and canes like the Monopoly Man and shit, in a luxury setting, with gold ornate mirrors and double doors, it almost makes me think Natalia Siwiec is anything but a eastern european male order bride…with a rockin’ body and some big fake tits….
Miranda Kerr is the kind of fertile woman I wouldn’t make take her pill in front of me before sex, you know the kind of fertile woman who I would replace her birth control pills she’d likely insist on taking like all girls who have sex with me, for fear of bringing my spawn to life, with a fucking tic tac or mentos, because she’s the kind of body, I’d like to breed with, and I am the kind of guy who hates the idea of breeding…you know since this world is a horrible fucking place…. Unfortunately for me, Miranda Kerr, despite being Australian and cool, is likely not gonna be hitting me up asking for sex, pretty much ever….not even when she’s old, fat and divorced, because we run in different circles,….so I guess I’m forced to just mail her model agency vials of my semen and hope they go to the right place….her uterus….
This is just typical behavior from a girl who’s parents are going through a divorce cuz her dad is gay, you know spreading her ass on the internet in a bikini bottom, just cock teasing for perverts like you to give her attention her daddy never gave her cuz she had a vagina, but more importantly, because she wasn’t the cute daughter relatives wanted to molest, but I guess we already knew that back when she was baby making in her teens to get attention…..and now all I can think is “thanks for not showing us lip, cuz there’s no way that vagina isn’t as ravaged as you’d imagine it would be, thanks to the whole birthing process….decent legs though… Just be glad this isn’t Jessica Simpson’s ass…because…it will probably eat you like an all you can eat buffet….you know taking food in from both ends just to get it inside her….and not in a good way…in an obese chick way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
