Russia is fun. They take big busty babes and make them available for purchase….and if those big busty babes aren’t Russian and don’t need to be sold to escape communism to get to America…they take them titties and put them on blast…disguised as high fashion….works for me…cuz I like big titties…especially on models who are supposed to be eating disorder ridden…even when they are Lara Stone who tried to sue me… That said, shouldn’t you be out getting deeper in debt to buy shit you don’t need – like electronics? What the fuck you up here for…freak.
I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people. If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years…. If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…
His name is Ben Watts. he’s a Victoria’s Secret photographer, which pretty much means, he shoots the Victoria’s Secret models all year round, in what some of you may find the most exciting job in the world, because models all fuck the photographer, you know for better angles and all that shit that makes them look the best that they can, it turns girls on when they meet a guy who makes them look hot…all photographers get hot girls… I feel like Victoria’s Secret creative directors give the photographers about half an inch of creative leeway – you know cuz all their pics look the shitty fucking same…and this motherfucker is the one doing it…they probably pay shit…since everyone wants to be doing this…. On the flip side, the models aren’t all corporate, they trust him as a friend, he’s not all corporate, and his memory cards probably have so much pussy and nip slip, making Ben Watts a fucking hero amongst men, and not just cuz he’s getting flown around with these bitches, but cuz he’s wrist deep in them….and here they are doing a happy holidays message for him in which he sends to his friends and says “my job is better than yours”….now someone hack his hard drive and send me the goods…cuz I’m too lazy to try to be friends with him.
This was just emailed to me…starring some former Miss Ukraine who has become a fake titty, fake hair, trash can of a stripper….you know the kind you’d find in Playboy or some shitty Youtube videos….low grade pussy starving for attention….also known as my dream girl… I figure…if it’s hot enough for me to masturbate to…you can handle it too..
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are together again in some XMas pictures because I guess like cunty catty girls who are secretly jealous of each other but pretend to love each other because that’s just how girls are….and it would be far more glorious if they were touching tongues or scissoring each other…..this XMas themed Disney shit is weak sauce for some Disney amateur pornographer and her less famous friend she should have recruited to her dark side.. Luckily,younger more eager, hasn’t given up cuz she’s just starting, tween sister Stella Does Slutty Xmas better…probably cuz she’s learned from the best…not that Vanessa Hudgens nudes were the best…but she’s far better at it than most celebs cuz shit got her noticed….you know from a time she was more eager, passionate, and committed to being hot and scandalous before throwing in her furry little towel….
I hate to be a hater…actually I don’t hate being a hater at all..cuz the basis of my existence is hating…in as nice a way as possible…but this 18 year old Victoria’s Secret model who has been getting a ton of hype…from walking her first show…to banging Beiber all while confusing me as to where the evil geniuses at Victoria’s Secret even find a teen model to get in their lingerie…and now disappointing me with her bikini body that at 18 is not toned enough for my liking….or busty enough for those hips that can’t lie cuz they are too big…bt I guess at 18 she’s not done growing and this is just her awkward stage…..cuz here she is in a bikini…after what looks like a few too many Christmas dinners / fruitcakes…you know Kate Upton’s diet….cuz it works for Kate Upton….right?! For the record…to prevent hateful emails on this glorious XMAS Day…i realize she’s still a hot 18 year old…I just don’t buy into the hype…
First off Candace Bailey doesn’t fucking matter, she’s just an extra in all Sara Jean Underwood pics, whether you like her or not…she’s married to the show’s creator and co-host and that in and of itself makes her absolutely uninteresting – mainly cuz the show is uninteresting… Second off Sara Jean Underwood has done playboy, I’ve seen her pussy, and this happens to the the internet where I can google those pics, meaning anything she does from that point on clothed, no matter how much mainstream success she gets, will always remain half assed to what actual matters – and that’s seeing her naked….and she knows I am right, otherwise she wouldn’t pose like a hooker or have implants.. That said, when they rub up on each other for attention, they are still hot and that’s why I’m posting this nonsense… Trust me when I say…it’s got nothing to do with Christmas Miracles…
I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas
These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…
I have a crush on Kate Moss…because her ass is like some kind of ancient ruin and I am not just saying that cuz I have Mayans on the brain, I am saying that because, It is old, well traveled and the scars and stories you find on and in it are mysterious…shit scientists need to explore and all I want to do is taste test it….cuz that’s the only kind of scientific research I’m good at… Here she is – and I think I see nipple – Shocking TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
