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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was reading over at EVILBEETGOSSIP that Party of Five was making a comeback….which I guess means Jennifer Love Hewitt feels the need to make a comeback too…so she called the paparazzi to take advantage of the hype the show that originally got dudes jerking off to her big tits on a small frame….that made her famous and in all the movies and by all the movies I mean “I know what you did last summer”…and the one where she wore a blue tank top…you know the one…you’re old like me…grey chest hair level old… That said…the number one lesson we can learn from Jennifer Love Hewitt about big tits on a small frame is that nature is working against us on this oddity…and that nature wants the rest of her to be fat…and often times nature wins….unless girl gets into the whole starving herself and working out just the right amount to not lose her tits everyone likes while maintaining a normal body weight… So this girl, after fame, basically exploded and has been struggling with her weight since…this fat ass in leggings is her old ass body looking better than it has in the past but never as good as it did when she was a meme before memes…. And the real question in all this is where’s Nev Campbell…oh right the new Party of Five is about Mexican kids surviving after their parents get deported not white parents who died in a car accident….my god…but logical for the state of the nation and clickbait pandering to everyone and focused on exploiting inclusion and diversity…while pretty much being racist, obvious and exploitative in your cashing in….but the world ignores that and just celebrates the steps in the right direction using Mexican talent since America is 50 percent Mexican…see ya later white people….they should hire me to write it since my mom was a Mexican whore before she died of AIDS and I ended up in Canada an orphan…. At least the pandering story isn’t that the parents are TWO TRANS, you know those stories where the mom is the dad and the dad is the mom, who get killed in some TRANS rights protest by Trump Supports….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents on a Christmas trip they all take to Cabo for their Christmas special, unless these Mexicans are actually Muslim Jews, because Christmas is wrong…it’s called HOLIDAY SPECIAL NOT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL JESUS….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents as Trans and Black and pansexuals who will fuck anything during their feminist protests…. because there are black people in Mexico…you racists who think there aren’t black mexicans are the problem…. The good news is that the news brought out some JLH fat ass, I mean if that’s even good news…it’s dimply. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist… Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes… We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses… Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it… Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad… Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned…. Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts… Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits… Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars Here’s Sammi Hanratty….. Teyanna Taylor as Kitana Ciara being a black panther Beyonce as Phoni Braxton…. Lily Rose Depp Thigh… VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES Ashley Tisdale in 2017 HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016 Lohan in 2015 Charlotte McKinney in 2014… Rihanna in 2013… Gaga in 2012…. The post Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better. She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good… THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Zoe Kravtiz Naked for Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Zoe Kravtiz is naked in Rolling Stone, she’s emulating her mother’s famous Rolling Stone shoot you probably remember because you’re in your 50s and know who Lisa Bonet, one of the Original Cosby Girls, is…you know back when Cosby was medicated women to fuck them, even though they would have fucked him regardless, people are impressed by celebrity….and apparently celebrity children. I am sure she has a lot to say in her interview in a Magazine I am surprised still exists…because rich kids always have so much insight on thee way the world works… I don’t know what Zoe Kravtiz has been up to other than getting nude in this magazine, I don’t watch her every move, but probably could on social media… because I have found her Olsen twin level of weirdness irritating. She acted bohemian and down to earth, while we all know her dad Lenny is some rich Jewish dude who has given her everything she’s ever wanted, and that her mom has probably done the same, assuming she made money on Cosby, it was a hit show…or at maybe made money from her marriages…as women do… So seeing a rich kid making it when her parents are famous is zero impressive…. Her getting naked or half naked showing her nipples is a good way to counterbalance that….but I am pretty sure we’ve seen her naked before…she’s been playing the hippie internet feminist for a while now. But it’s still nips in a wet shirt and that’s great enough…which isn’t saying much because I find most things with tits great. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Zoe Kravtiz Naked for Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years… Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo. Garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dude Punches Glory Hole Surprise and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woman in New Orleans Gets Punched by a Kid Crazy Collapse Worker Watching ASian Massage Videos Man Throws Shit on Woman Feisty Street Whore Man Caught Jacking Off Woman Falls Off Overpass…. Just a Dude Jumping on a Hood Parents Let Kids Drive his Down on Highway Wife Catches Husband Cheating on his Wife with a Man The post Dude Punches Glory Hole Surprise and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Graham Fat Wet Tits for Vogue of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham is an offensively fat woman who managed to polarize her fatness and make a career out of it, and not the typical career you’d expect a fat woman to have, you know working as a sex worker to black men, or working the bakery at the grocery store, but rather as a model….but like most fat chicks, she’s got fat tits…and like most women…she’s using those tits in VOGUE…a magazine that shouldn’t be featuring her…but that are featuring her because the industry needed a woman to use to pretend they aren’t fat chick haters, even though they are…it’s like the “we aren’t racist we have a black neighbor who we haven’t terrorized out of the neighborhood” logic… If they put a fat chick in their magazine, they aren’t even skinny fetishists…but what I see is negativity. I realize 90 percent of American women are fat, and that companies, mainly a MONTREAL company has tapped into that market by making fashionable fat chick clothing, who Ashley Graham has a million dollar a year contract with, like a Fat Victoria’s Secret model, in the fat fetish scene…but I think it’s irresponsible to say to fat people that it is ok to be fat, here dress in fashionable fat clothes, don’t suffer more than you already do for being fat, like fitting into chairs and that whole diabetes thing….just focus on what matters…dressing like skinny people while being four times their size… THAT SAID…Ashley Graham has been working out to get fit, turning on her fat audience because statitistically EVERY fat person hates being fat….even when it gets them paid and in VOGUE…a dream a little fat girl never thought possible…but luckily the world get into fat people. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Graham Fat Wet Tits for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Meade in a Titty Top of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Meade is on some show called The Deuce… She Brought out her nipples to some event where they are worshipping Satan…as these illuminati types do…with all their satanic rituals and sacrifices… Emily Meade is 29, known for some movie called Nerve and on The Deuce, which I haven’t seen but James Franco plays a 70s pornstar and Maggie Gyllenhaal has had some titty scenes in, and I am repulsed by Maggie Gyllenhaal, not so much as an actress, but as an actress who gets nude, when clearly there are other options, like this Emily Meade who brings her tits out at weird sex cult events like this one…without even being asked to….just a casual “look at my awesome tits you perverts” to try and get more famous…because she’s ready, willing, and her tits look full and wonderful. The post Emily Meade in a Titty Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Camila Morrone Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

CAMILA MORRONE is an instagram whore, who I guess is an aspiring actress, who has great tits, that I’ll assume are real, even though nothing is real in this era of face injections, but more and more tits are real, even the big sloppy tits on the small frame tits, thanks to hormones in the food…so for the sake of perversion let’s pretend they are real as they have consistently been large… Her mom is or was an actress form South America who paved the way for her to follow her lead and be this very important set of tits that no one has really heard of……her stepfather is Al Pacino….or maybe it’s Robert DeNiro….but like the bomb at his restaurant she hasn’t blown up… But she has blown Leo DiCaprio, who she is the public girlfriend of….cuz dude, I guess still needs to push that he’s not a queer with young 21 year old pussy by his side… This is an ad, a sponsored post, INSTAGRAM brainwashing all of us…and I appreciate it for their subtle use of their tits… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Morrone Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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