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Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Terry Richardson posted some pics of Miranda Kerr dressed in some flannel crop top shit to his instagram and being the troll that I am…I wrote something like “My first wife was wearing the same outfit as that the night she was high on meth and shot herself in the face in the backroom at the stripclub”….to which everyone ignored me… Story of my fucking life…but here are some pics of Miranda Kerr looking relatively amazing…at least compared to my dead wife when she was wearing the same outfit….and now like Terry Richardson and Miranda Kerr…you can ignore me.

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Fashion Model with Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elise Crombez is Belgian like a french fry and a waffle…and here she is modeling for Rika Magazine….and she is lovely even if not topless enough for an unknown model…at least unknown to me…but that’s just because she is busty and hard nippled…

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Fashion Model with Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elise Crombez is Belgian like a french fry and a waffle…and here she is modeling for Rika Magazine….and she is lovely even if not topless enough for an unknown model…at least unknown to me…but that’s just because she is busty and hard nippled…

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Nurgul Yesilcay Hot and Half Naked for GQ Turkey of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nurgul Yesilcay is a 36 year ld Turkish actress and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…Obviously I have never heard of her…because I am not arab, turkish or really into that whole scene…I have a hard enough time keeping tabs on the Disney child stars falling off in America…to bother polluting my brain with these internation obscurities that I wouldn’t mind polluting with my genitals… This is for GQ Turkey and it’s good.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot for Made in Brazil of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is rolling around on the beach for Made in Brazil….a magazine and photoshoot that reminds me of the one thing I wish that was made in brazil…an Alessandra and Jesus Martinez creampie in a seedy hotel room…or her dripping off my face…or really…anything sexual with this lovely mom who has the body of someone who isn’t a mom… That said, I dig brazil…and I dig brazilians, even the trannies are ok…and I am not just because of their Bum Bum contests… Here are the Ambrosio pics…

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Sylvie van der Vaart Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tis the fucking Season….for companies to pump out lingerie pics hoping to sell product to men who don’t know what to get their fat wives and to women recently divorced, or single for whatever reason…like devoting themselves to their career only to realize at 40 all the money they have doesn’t make up for the sacrifices they made….to buy the shit..in hopes of getting laid…. So seeing this older, but lovely, dutch model in lingerie brings me nothing but Holiday Cheer….it may not be a Christmas miracle…but it is good enough….and as someone with low standards and expectations…good enough,..is good enough…. FOR AN ACTUAL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE CHECK OUT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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Kristy Goretskaya & Jessica Dykstra FOR GQ ITALY of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of either Kristy Goretskaya or Jessica Dykstra…but upton doing some really low level, lazy research, I have found out some really fascinating information about one of them…Jessica Dykstra….who is from Miami…has a Dutch father and Cuban mother…has done a ton of low level modeling…and is starting to pop up in european magazines like GQ Italy…where she gets topless…because everywhere but America….magazines have nudity and aren’t considered porn…see cuzmodels everywhere…including America…are totally down with being shot nude…but the land of the free and the home of the brave can’t have that …it is not Christian….so thank god for willing girls…trying to get through life without actually working and the Euro fashion mags that take pics of them…cuz these girls are awesome.

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Victoria’s Secret Swimwear of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Infomercial to get you in the Holiday spirit is airing on TV today or tomorrow…so what better way to celebrate something we’ve all seen the pics of when it happened….than to look at catalog shots of some of their models in boring bikinis…with hard nipple, vagina definition all edited out…without any thong bottom or brazilian sleazy…a real fuckin mess…and I’m not talking about my underwear after masturbating to this…I am talking about the fact that I waste my time posting this shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton’s GQ Germany Shoot of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted the pics from this video yesterday …and they were a huge hit…sure not as huge as Kate Upton’s fat chick in training appetite…but huge none the less… She’s overrated, dumpy, irritating, and should probably go back to school to find a profession cuz there’s no way this modeling thing will keep up for her into her 20s…her fat face just won’t allow for it…it is already a sloppy jiggly mess….and one day…sucking in her sloppy stomach won’t be enough to get high paying jobs…you know when that sloppy stomach isn’t able to be sucked in…when it catches up with the rest of her…but people love her…so here’s the video…

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Chrissy Teigen Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You wanna know what I like about Chrissy Teigen ….everything….and I am not just saying that because she’s got a pretty decent body modeling bikinis…if anything… I don’t give a fuck about her bikini modeling…as far as I’m concerned…I’ll masturbate to anything in a bikini…so she could be white, BLASIAN, single, married, I don’t give a fuck…..the real reason I like her is because she doesn’t block me on twitter when I call her a gold digger…she actually encourages me to keep on calling her a gold digger…and someone who can laugh at herself when humoring me…is pretty much perfection…especially when they look like this in a bikini….Unfortunately she’s engaged to John Legend…so I’ll have to wait for the kids and divorce before making my move and tricking her into cooking me dinner like I was her Homie Kate Upton who probably eats all her cooking…cuz as a fat man who likes to eat…her cooking.. THAT I FOLLOW ON THE INTERNET .is more pornographic to me than her bikini jacked up her little model ass…

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