Kitty Lea is some Glamour Model from the UK who I have never heard of….but know her hustle…cuz it is like so many other Glamour models before her…dress and act like a stripper….get paid better than a stripper…garner more fame than a stripper…win at life…and retire without ever having to give a lap dance…. I’m just posting her fun picture from twitter the other day…cuz I figure she’s wearing something you should all buy this Black Friday…cuz assless pants, dresses, snow suits, fucking anything…are the future….
It’s black Friday and instead of wrestling poor people to save 30% off electronics…I’m talking ripping out throats for ipod at a discount bargain basement all time low pre-Christmas price…cuz Boxing day is too far away…I am staring at some model from Russia who no one has ever heard of…and who, like all other post communist Russia babies is far less interesting now that Russia isn’t communist and there is no iron curtain….knowing that she didn’t have to travel through Siberia to escape….eating mice and ice to survive the freezing mountain adventure….only to be discovered by a modeling agency when arriving to America on a cargo ship….cuz those stories are more fun….not to mention if she was one of those Communist escapees…these pics would involve way more labia….the new Russians are way too soft for my liking.
I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know the shit matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge….so I can only assume…countless of you creeps love this 30 year old star of the shit…and will probably get a lot of use…and give a lot of thanks for this photoshoot for some obscure magazine….that involves no bra….reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding me off the 19 year old at the bowling alley in a tank top last night…all bent over…and nipple flashing…what a slag….cuz braless is fashionable….a trend that is forever…at least according to me…and I know what I’m talking about….
Her name is Aurelia Gliwski….no idea where she’s from…. She’s a low level 28 year old model who no one has ever heard of…but still making more money than any of us…cuz all she needs is a campaign like this every couple of months that pays her 10,000 dollars to get half naked…and shit’s far better than working an actual job…think of all the free time she has to get high, drunk, suck dick, play, party, travel, etc…..cuz she only needs to work 10 days a fucking year…. You see cuz everyone focuses on the top models…the supermodels…the 300,000 dollar per campaign models…but the world is filled with hot babes willing to get naked in hopes of being a top model super model…while making more than a decent salary doing it….and you’ve likely never heard of her…and either have I… But you likely don’t care about her….because you don’t believe we are all god’s children…you believe the media endorsed garbage is better than the less promoted cuz it has marketing budget behind it…it is the American way….give thanks…. While I prefer the girls who want to one day be that top model…nearing the end of the road as 30 approaches…who still get low level model gigs and live the model life…but more importantly who give me hope that they are willing to fuck with me to get to the top….when in reality…they don’t….m
Rihanna spent her marketing budget on renting a 777 jet from Delta and inviting 200 people from the media – myself excluded – cuz Rihanna doesn’t know good blogs when she sees them – probably cuz she doesn’t know how to read – it’s something that happens when you drop out of school at 12 to be a prostitute and puppet…. One of the stops on their 7 day whirlwind tour…that should end in a fiery plane crash for dramatic purposes…was Toronto…where she wore this shirt…that made them titties look ridiculous…and I figured why not jump in on this promo bullshit…cuz I got nothing better to do…but more importantly…cuz it involves cleavage…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some pics from her instagram….cuz she’s a social media whore…in a good way…
Here are some pretty funny pictures in so many ways of Pornstar…or Ex-Pornstar Sasha Grey….hustling her mainstream acting career….by being the covergirl in Polish men’s magazines…that are even more low level than doing porn… And I have the pre-communist era scanner scans of the shoot that looks like it took place in a Sears after hours circa 1987…. I don’t know what her career move is, or if entourage got to her head, but you just can’t take choking on dick on camera for a few years, and pretend it never happened….it’s against the fucking rules…. Here are the pics if you’re interested in having a good laugh…
These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way.. So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game… “OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it. But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….
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I guess she’s taking on a little advice from Rihanna…you know getting up on this showcase your tits for Social Media…while hiding the rest of your horrible body…cuz there’s obviously a little jealousy up in here…knowing how many records Rihanna sells and how much money Rihanna makes…even if that money’s going back to her pimp Jay-Z which in-turn is 50% Beyonce’s…cuz Beyonce’s already stupid rich and money doesn’t matter…it just reminds her that Rihanna’s got more going on…and more importantly…that Rihanna’s got more to give…cuz RIhanna hasn’t kept any babies she’s been knocked up with yet….and everyone knows…moms are never as good as their slutty, younger, counterparts….but I still apppreciate Beyonce’s effort…A for Effort….cuz reality is…she could just be real housewiving it….kickin’ it without putting her titties out there….
For an ex foot fetishist…I would expect more out of her….. For those of you who don’t know anything about Leighton Meester…and I hope you don’t know anything about Leighton Meester….since me knowing about Leighton Meester is humiliating enough for all of us…. She was born in a halfway house to criminal parents…who instilled the important moral and ethical lesson of prostitution into her….which lead to her living in NYC….looking for her break…when along came a pornographer who cast her in some foot fetish videos that helped pay her rent…while still leaving her schedule open to sleep her way to the top….which she pretty much pulled off…getting cast in a major show….and now she’s doing model shoots in magazines that are a bit sexed up…but not sexed up enough for what I’d want out of a fetish model…you know tap into your roots and historical experience girl….foot jobs for everyone for fashion or some shit…. And unfortunately…I kinda dig her….but I like all broken women…it’s my thing….
