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Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist…. The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part…. TOO SEE PICS OF HER IN A TIGHT DRESS AT THE FLIGHT PREMIERE OCT 24 FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

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Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

Selena Gomez Smiling Calm After the Storm of the Day

We had a crisis yesterday when mainstream media reported the Bieber/Gomez spilt…..So I expressed myself with a Memorial Video …..then we were taken on a MEDIA BLITZ roller coaster where they reported Bieber was banging Barbara Palvin the lingerie/bikini model for Victoria’s Secret…..then they said they were back together…and I rejoiced….by making a celebration video of their love to express that joy…..even though I really don’t care about these brats, who they are fucking, when they are fucking, why they are fucking, or if it is all just a marketing campaign…. Even though, if I was Bieber – I’d be fucking low level groupie models who are 18 and just getting a taste of fame…instead of some barely attractive, ego, celebritant twat from Disney….who you know is a whole bag of bullshit spoiled brat behavior that comes with being young, rich with a ton of fans….while groupie models who are 18 and just starting up are way easier to handle…she’s new to it and hasn’t had time to grow into a cunt…and even if she has at least she’s hot bodied….while Gomez…kinda looks like a monkey….even in a hot little dress at the Glamour awards while all the other tweens in their 20s were at the Twilight premiere….I’d rather stare Barbara Palvin in Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot and I hate catalog shoots….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Brittney Palmer for Maxim of the Day

Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure. Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on. She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.

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Danielle Harris in Leather Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Harris is some scream star….and here she is modeling some leather lingerie and her loyal horror fans have fucking boners for even though she’s 35 years old…and that in and of itself is disgusting… 22 years ago she was Halloween 5′s 13 year old….and now she’s doing these really low level fetish shoots…cuz girls’ gotta pay her rent…and that’s just a really nice way for things to pan out…cuz she looks alright in lingerie to me….

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Danielle Harris in Leather Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Harris in Leather Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Harris is some scream star….and here she is modeling some leather lingerie and her loyal horror fans have fucking boners for even though she’s 35 years old…and that in and of itself is disgusting… 22 years ago she was Halloween 5′s 13 year old….and now she’s doing these really low level fetish shoots…cuz girls’ gotta pay her rent…and that’s just a really nice way for things to pan out…cuz she looks alright in lingerie to me….

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Danielle Harris in Leather Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Harris in Leather Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Harris is some scream star….and here she is modeling some leather lingerie and her loyal horror fans have fucking boners for even though she’s 35 years old…and that in and of itself is disgusting… 22 years ago she was Halloween 5′s 13 year old….and now she’s doing these really low level fetish shoots…cuz girls’ gotta pay her rent…and that’s just a really nice way for things to pan out…cuz she looks alright in lingerie to me….

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Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

OMG IT WAS THE EVENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY….. The Twilight Premiere…..and Ashley Green’s tits were there….cuz Twilight is the only reason she fucking exists…. I feel like more people cared about the Twilight Premiere than they did about the presidential election…this shit is bigger than fucking god…the kind of event publicists for all the low level stars were fighting to get into…media fucking hype for the worst fucking movie franchise of all fucking time…I’ve seen 5 minutes of one and it was fucking ghetto…. I am not looking forward to hearing about this garbage the next 3 months…but I am glad that it’s the last one in the franchise…because then we can go back on to living…normal…unpolluted by garbage lives…no wait…that won’t happen….hollywood will force feed garbage down our throat. To see a bunch of pics…One Would Say the Master List of Twilight Red Carpet Pics of Girls Like Kristen Stewart – Showing Upper Thigh…and Other Low Levels Looking to get Noticed…..from the Red Carpet FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

OMG IT WAS THE EVENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY….. The Twilight Premiere…..and Ashley Green’s tits were there….cuz Twilight is the only reason she fucking exists…. I feel like more people cared about the Twilight Premiere than they did about the presidential election…this shit is bigger than fucking god…the kind of event publicists for all the low level stars were fighting to get into…media fucking hype for the worst fucking movie franchise of all fucking time…I’ve seen 5 minutes of one and it was fucking ghetto…. I am not looking forward to hearing about this garbage the next 3 months…but I am glad that it’s the last one in the franchise…because then we can go back on to living…normal…unpolluted by garbage lives…no wait…that won’t happen….hollywood will force feed garbage down our throat. To see a bunch of pics…One Would Say the Master List of Twilight Red Carpet Pics of Girls Like Kristen Stewart – Showing Upper Thigh…and Other Low Levels Looking to get Noticed…..from the Red Carpet FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

Ashley Green at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

OMG IT WAS THE EVENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY….. The Twilight Premiere…..and Ashley Green’s tits were there….cuz Twilight is the only reason she fucking exists…. I feel like more people cared about the Twilight Premiere than they did about the presidential election…this shit is bigger than fucking god…the kind of event publicists for all the low level stars were fighting to get into…media fucking hype for the worst fucking movie franchise of all fucking time…I’ve seen 5 minutes of one and it was fucking ghetto…. I am not looking forward to hearing about this garbage the next 3 months…but I am glad that it’s the last one in the franchise…because then we can go back on to living…normal…unpolluted by garbage lives…no wait…that won’t happen….hollywood will force feed garbage down our throat. To see a bunch of pics…One Would Say the Master List of Twilight Red Carpet Pics of Girls Like Kristen Stewart – Showing Upper Thigh…and Other Low Levels Looking to get Noticed…..from the Red Carpet FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alexa Vega Titties for the Nerds for Instagram of the Day

I figured out who Alexa Vega ….and it turns out she’s more than just some girl showing off her tits for nerds…she is in fact the child star from Spy Kids who pedophiles masturbated to….trying to make it clear to everyone…all the fucking skeptics and people who only know her from Spykids that she’s got herself some tits…and I am totally down with that strategy…

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