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Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get …. Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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Claudia Romani Has Nice Pants of the Day

I’m not fashion stylist…but I can tell you if more girls wore pants like this to the office…to the grocery store…to pretty much anywhere…we’d be in a world I would think is worth living in….not that I don’t think the world we live in now is not worth living in…if anything it is one giant horrible comedy act…but it would be substantially better…if this was the norm… Thank the God who likely doesn’t exist…for girls like Claudia Romani…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Dioni Tabbers Aubade lingerie of the Day

Dioni Tabbers is a fucking babe…and she’s modeling lingerie…like all babes should…because if you’re a babe…you might as well work it half naked for perverts like me and make money working it for perverts like me…because otherwise shit is just a fucking waste… I’ve posted on her before…cuz I’m on the ball with this babe shit…that is why you should follow me as I crash and fucking burn….

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Ke$ha’s Orgy Music Video of the Day

Katy Perry’s best friend…or as I like to call it…her jealous leech of a friend who she used to be all fucking gutter and lame at hipster parties before Katy Perry tits lured a relatively famous black recording artist who introduced her to all his friends….leading to her career…and by default her BFF Ke$ha’s career….cuz that’s just what horrible humans do for each other…they pollute the world with garbage….is sexing it up in her new video….wearing lingerie and trying to be erotic…doing anything she can for hits…views and to beat Katy Perry at her own game….which I doubt she will do.. Luckily post production….erased WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HALF NAKED

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Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown…. Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography….. Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear. She’s a babe.

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Ashley Smith Topless Shoot of the Day

Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth… I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING Here she is in this unknown shoot….

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Rihanna’s Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…

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Lady Gaga’s Strategic Toplessness of the Day

The highlight of my relationship with Lady Gaga happened a minute or two before she became famous…when I grabbed her ass an event…and she was pantsless in fishnets….because it wasn’t as bad as you’d think…if anything she was round, fit and at least not Katy Perry…. But even with not minding that romantic encounter….I still don’t understand why guys I know think she’s hot…cuz she’s definitely not…and the only thing redeeming about her…is that in her quest to pretend to be an artist….and compared to Katy Perry…she is one….she’s shown her nipple a lot…but not today….today she’s tanning topless…hiding behind coconuts…strategic…if her goal is to not have tan lines or more importantly…people jerking off to her tits…cuz personally….I like my toplessness with nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus is a Babe of the Day

People call me a dirty pervert cuz Miley Cyrus gives me boners…cuz I think she’s the hottest thing around right about now….even if she’s semi-retired, talentless and possibly annoying… Well…here’s the fucking proof….that I didn’t really need….stating that she’s perfectly 18 and older…making any fantasies…even those that are criminal….all dressed as a school girl…with a Hannah Montana lunch box….perfectly legal…. She rocked the vote so good…and I wish I Was there to masturbate all over it.

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