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Miley Cyrus is a Babe of the Day

People call me a dirty pervert cuz Miley Cyrus gives me boners…cuz I think she’s the hottest thing around right about now….even if she’s semi-retired, talentless and possibly annoying… Well…here’s the fucking proof….that I didn’t really need….stating that she’s perfectly 18 and older…making any fantasies…even those that are criminal….all dressed as a school girl…with a Hannah Montana lunch box….perfectly legal…. She rocked the vote so good…and I wish I Was there to masturbate all over it.

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Miley Cyrus is a Babe of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Rockin Stomach of the Day

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is being filmed tomorrow….to be broadcast early December as an hour long paid advertisement for the billion dollar brand…to sell product for the Holidays, their biggest time of year…. I find the shit fucking offensive and boring….even though there are half naked girls who are amazing to look at in it…cuz there is something about corporate run garbage….designed to trick the lowest common human who has NBC or ABC or CBS…..by polluting them with content that is just an hour long fucking ad….disguised….. If I was gonna watch an ad….I’d rather it be one where the models are not millionaire, but tacky stripper bitches begging me to call them at 3 in the fucking morning…you know the ghetto infomercials we all jerked off to in the 90s….the “we can have a really good time, just call me…pick up the phone”….cam girls before cams existed…. Well CANDICE SWANEPOEL is one of the majors for the brand….and she’s posting her stomach to instagram…cuz I guess she likes her fitness…and as it turns out…so do I….this is hot….but then again…I am biased…cuz I can’t stand fat chicks./// Here she is in video some creep edited….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Rockin Stomach of the Day

Danielle Sharp Lingerie and Tits for NUTS of the Day

Danielle Sharp and the other Glamour Models who I used to ignore…represent the only thing that is fucking honest in the industry of babes in magazines…they are just tapping into the core of what matters in our society….and more importantly…in humanity…which is the fucking tits…and the willingness to show them off for fame…. They are like strippers…but more respected…with more of an audience…that bring us our basic needs without the bullshit…cuz they don’t think they are anything more than what they are…you know never too good to be softcore…cuz ultimately…it is just tits…but those tits…represent freedom….

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Danielle Sharp Lingerie and Tits for NUTS of the Day

Joanna Krupa Bikini for Attention of the Day

Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves… Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Joanna Krupa Bikini for Attention of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Chubby Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian is so gross…seriously disgusting….seeing her in a bikini reminds me of all that is wrong with her….she’s built like tank…a sloppy fleshy tank…and there’s a reason only black guys like her….cuz black guys love all girls…and they are less about a bitch being skinny….which I guess works for her…since fucking one on camera made her into a 100 million dollar empire…. She is all that is wrong in America…. But here she is in some recent or apparently recent bikini pics in Miami….looking like fucking shit…which is appropriate since she is shit. Seriously….The fucking worst….

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Bar Refaeli Twitter Upskirt of the Day

Plus Sized model Bar Refaeli…who I can only assume has been eating a few too many bagels and lox..is turning to twitter to show her work out regime…which was hardly appealing enough as a stand alone picture that I guess she figured if she’s gonna try to market herself…she might as well do it with some panty….a logical strategy I appreciate even if I don’t really appreciate her….

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Bar Refaeli Twitter Upskirt of the Day

Kate Moss Poses for Venetia Scott in Centrefold’s of the Day

I love me some Kate Moss…I don’t know it’s just the fact that she groupies out to heroin addict rockstars who she probably has unprotected sex with because celebrities and models don’t use condoms…especially not when they are being dead beat mothers….that makes me feel her pussy tastes like fucking heaven….or at least like something I want to try….no matter how old and tired she gets.

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Kate Moss Poses for Venetia Scott in Centrefold’s of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be… Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.

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Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be… Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.

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Throwback Lara Stone Nude Photoshoot of the Day

The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere. These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits… If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.

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Throwback Lara Stone Nude Photoshoot of the Day