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Kim Kardashian’s Really Big and Long Ass Crack in a See Thru Skirt of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it. All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elisa Sednaoui Showing Titties For Lascivious Lingerie of the Day

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This is how a lingerie shoot is supposed to be shot. The model is named Elisa Sednaoui, she’s Italian, born in 1987, and lovely to look at, which is probably why she’s a model, but the interesting thing about this is that as a company hits the market, knowing they are up against Victoria’s Secret, the best strategy to compete is to step up the boring fucking catalog shots, because they haven’t changed since the 80s…..and if I’m buying lingerie for a chick, or at least jerking off to lingerie catalogs, it is meant to be fucking sexy….it is meant to be worn when getting fucked, and this Lascivious company brings it…I appreciate that.

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Sara Jean Underwood Cosplay for Comicon of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way….. What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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Bar Refaeli Big Old Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is a big girl…but the nice thing about her kind of big girl…is that she’s got some proportion to her….some tits…some hips…some ass….some shape that makes her look less of of broad backed football player…and more of a sexy lady…but I still find her and her gold digging opportunist shit annoying, boring, and repetitive…except when staring at her in a bikini…cuz for some crazy reason…a reason called I love big overpaid tits in a bikini….I can handle that…especially when she’s self promoting by putting this shit on blast…it’s eagerness I respect which is saying a lot cuz I don’t respect anything or anyone….

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On The Road Hits Theaters Today of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since On The Road hits theaters today….even though I never do this kind of thing….you know promoting new releases I am not paid to promote…even if they are movies I want to see….or am interested in….but figure why not, since Kristen Stewart flashes her tits in it….. Not that I am a fan of Kristen Stewart….or going to the movies….but I might as well start the day beating that dead horse with my dick…or is the expression beating a dead whore with my dick….either way, I’ve posted them there titty flash screenshots before … they are old news….but for today….a reminder that she’s not any better in video than she is in pictures of said video….isn’t quite erotic unless you, unlike Paul Ryan, like incest that didn’t end in abortion….cuz that’s what she look like

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Miranda Kerr is Amazing in Russh Magazine of the Day

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I already POSTED THESE PICTURES …way back in October 3, 2012….those were the days….when troubles melted like lemon drops…back when we had the whole world in ahead of us…and all of our dreams seemed attainable…like anything was possible…if we just put our mind to it…before getting discouraged and falling off track…getting married and settling down…throwing it all away for a low paying 9-5 job we had no choice but to take thanks to mortgages and clothing for the kids… now all memories in our rear view mirror on the highway that is life….the last 9 days have really been a long time….but I felt like revisiting these pics…because they are circulating the internet and I figure…I need to show you cocksuckers who’s on top of this fucking shit….when I’d rather be cock deep inside this shit…and that motherfucker is me….. I don’t mind revisiting amazing…especially when I’m a drunk and forget making this shit is new to me…

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Ariana Grande Tight Pants on Set of the Day

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Here is 19 year old Ariana Grande in tight as fuck pants…I don’t know anything about her because I am not the kind of pervert who watches Nickelodeon…not because I don’t like their low grade, barely legal but usually legal bad actors, but because I just can’t believe the storylines, and I just can’t stomach the quality of the shows, and I just think shit is probably the worst thing to shove down our kids throats…unless we want them to end up like bratty little low grade mall dwelling cunts who think shit content is good content…. But I do love tight pants…especially on tight little bodies…that I just found out are Italian and not Hispanic…and that I know will end up being about 8 times the size of this by 35….so take it all in now while the metabolic rate is high people…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kesha Showing Some Ass for Vibe Magazine of the Day

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I got in an argument with a gangster rapper yesterday because I told him that Hip Hop doesn’t exist, it is just the WWF of music, with scandals and drama that is all staged and directed by marketing execs because too much money is at stake….I tried to explain that it is all pop music and that it is about as hard as my limp dick everytime I try to throw rope at my wife who is both disusting to look at, disgusting to listen to, disgusting to smell, and disgusting to touch…disgusting on all 5 fucking senses…making boners a challenge even for the most seasoned and experienced pervert who only needs dampness and an irrelgular heartbeat to get off….. I think the fact that Kesha is on the cover of Vibe, a Hip Hop bible…is further proof to my fucking point. Here are the pics…

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Hannah Ware is Lovely for Esquire of the Day

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Hannah Ware is some model / actress from teh UK who was in some movie called Cop OPt and some movie called Shame and she is apparently in some show called Boss…where she plays some addict daughter to Chicago Mayor who I assume is the boss…..I’ve never seen the show because Networks like STARZ aren’t dead to me…they just don’t fucking exist to me….but I know there’s this babe in it….who has nice lips I’d like to smear my penis all over like it was a piece of chocolate cake and she was an anorexic with an eating disorder who fucking loved cake…but resisted cake….you know all licking it with hate…. Here are the Esquire pics….. Turns out there’s some nudity in Boss and Hannah Ware is the one who gets nude…and after the jump or the MORE button there is a clip of her getting down proper for TV like a good little hooker trying to get ahead that we should all be endorsing!!

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Christina Milian’s Hot Mom in a Bikini for B3 Caribbean of the Day

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I have wanted to have sex with Christina Milan since masturbating to this video at least a dozen times when I didn’t have internet but did have access to MTV. I don’t really care that she’s older, fatter, a mom…..she still looks fucking awesome to me…with the perfect level of ethnicity to not scare me off….you know a gentle shade of caramel….and shapely body…and a whole lot of money thanks to co-writing Beiber songs that I would love to spend…as stepfathering her black baby as if he was my own….training him or grooming him to be Kardashian’s next boyfriend…to help keep the cycle of money making in entertainment alive for another generation…. [galllery]

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