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Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day

Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon…. But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day

Alysha Nett, Danielle Sharp and Other Ladies Naked for Front of the Day

I don’t really know who these girls are – I am just happy they exist…and I am happy companies like Front UK go out of there way to take pictures of them for all of us perverts to look at….because when I ask girls to get topless for you in exchange for internet fame and glory to a bunch of loser virgin weirdos….they just laugh and me and that hurts my feelings…but FRONT like all the other men’s magazines have this shit on lock down…they probably have girls sending them titty pics all fucking day…throwing themselves at the chance for this level of fame and glory that’s not fame and glory at all…but a hell of a lot better than working at the mall selling hand cream to old ladies…or whatever shit job these girls are capable of based on their skill set…

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Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day

Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin Kate Upton Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin

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Anja Konstantinova Tits in Born to Model for French Review of the Day

Anja Konstantinova despite her name is not some war torn Eastern European survivor…all communist and owned by the Russian mob and traded internationally for sex…. She is just some Australian model who’s parents were communist Ballerina’s who escaped the shit…cuz kids never quite understand their parents struggles…all spoiled and shit…. She has done a couple of campaigns, she is topless in this video I stole from Youtube for something called French Review cuz Youtube is a fucking porn site…more people masturbate to than you know….and I want to have sex with her.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Born-to-be-a-model-French-Revue-21.flv

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Kathryn Barnhardt Sex Scene from Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I watch Boardwalk Empire…even though I don’t have a TV..I just find random places to watch it…and I usually lose interest in the first 5 minutes…because I have no attention span…..apparently even for the nude scenes…cuz I missed this scene this week because I was eating pussy, but I do remember seeing a dude get his face smashed in, cuz that’s when the girl I was eating out got finally got wet…that sand paper turned to creamy goodness and I was concerned for my life but not because she got turned on during a murder scene but because the girls I have sex with usually come with terminal illness….and/or bacteria that can lead to terminal illness….I got high standards like that…. Thanks to the internet….I don’t need to pay attention…here is the clip.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Kathryn-Barnhardt-Boardwalk-Empire.flv

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Xenia Deli for Sports Illustrated South Africa November of the Day

Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5 foot 7 and dreams of one day becoming successful model. Looks like she made it….I mean unless you think SI South Africa doesn’t count as an actual model job cuz only 5% of their population can afford to buy the shit…..or because it is not the American SI, but instead the licensed brand name for obscure markets that don’t impact the American brand name….like a younger, uglier step cousin that makes way less money and has way less social impact in the world/// That doesn’t mean this Xenia Deli is not making moves…..and not lovely to look at…if anything I predict the hype she gets from this will get her in the American issue in a few months….working her way from the bottom up….but unfortunately not doing it via my penis…cuz she’s a babe…. Here are the pics…. Here are the other bargain basement, fresh face, new models trying to one day be in SI America…but settling for SI international….so SI America notices them….while all that matters is that I notice them…. To See Adeline Mocke Bikini Model Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK To See Lera Koryts’ka Bikini Model Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK To See Simone de Kock Bikini Model Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Xenia Deli for Sports Illustrated South Africa November of the Day

Kaley Cuoco in Esquire Latin America of the Day

I assume these Kaley Cuoco pics for Esquire Latin America are old, recycled and I am not just saying that becasue I think Latin Americans are second rate citizens who are always a few steps behind, slower to the gate, lazier to produce….and the first to take a break when the boss isn’t looking….I am saying that because the pics look familiar….the “Happy Anniversary” on the mirror seems to be in English…. I guess we’ll just have to wait for her fans to call these pics out for being old you know they will know cuz she’s marketed hard to the nerds and nerds are very loyal…so loyal at least one of them has probably wall papered his wall in these pics….so when he smears his ejaculate on the But since they are new to me I’m posting them – even if I think she’s overrated and boring…she’s in lingerie.

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Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.

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Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples for Numero #137 of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is also marketed as Anne V. probably best known for being in SI Swinsuit since 2005 and a few Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows….or maybe the highlight of her model career, you know that stamp of approval that her Russian communist ass finally made it was when she started dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5, the band that produces some of the most irritating music in the history of commercial radio play that makes me want to rip out my fucking eyes and shove them violently in my ears, hoping to never face a world that allows shit like him to happen…..but maybe I’m a little too worked up about this nonsense, when I should just be looking at his hot model ex girlfriend’s nipples in a fashion shoot for Numero….true frucking story.

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Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day

Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit. To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

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