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Bar Paly Models Vitamin 2012 Bathing Suits of the Day

Bar Paly is some bootleg Bar Refaeli from Israel….you know cuz they are both named after my favorite place to self destruct…but more importantly on the same Israeli mission of being some next big thing in America….but only rockin’ credits like a one time role on CSI….and probably a few celebrity cocks that have been inside her and thus define her…or at least make her relevant… I am more into her FLASHING HER PANTIES LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER ….than bullshit same pose, same face, different bathing suit photoshoots, but she’s still hot, Jewish and half naked, and that’s gotta count for something…I am just not sure what that something is….but it is somewhere between irrelevant immigrant and worth jerking off to….as most of these women I talk about are…. Who cares, here’s the pics, I’m on vacation.

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Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

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Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

Kris Jenner Instagram Sort of Nipslip of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here. Kris Jenner disgusts me and not because of the way she looks – she’s actually pretty fit overall for a lady her age – but because she will stop at nothing to exploit every member of her family any chance she gets. I’d like to say I think it’s all in the name of a pay check but for her and Kim especially I’m really starting to think these bitches do most of this shit for the attention because they are worthless and save for their stupid TV show, have nothing going for them but the way they look . You don’t get paid for posting pics of yourself on Instagram slipping nipples, for instance. The craziest part about the Kardashians is the way the media eats these people up – even Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters for god sakes – which is pretty fucking funny if you think about it because we live in a North American society where the sex industry is frowned upon for the most part by the general public but if parents want to go ahead and pimp their own children by (alledgedly)  marketing their sex tape an using it to negotiate a television deal, they get featured on TV specials. Seriously what the fuck is going on? I’d say I can’t wait til Bruce Jenner dumps this cunt’s ass  – Brusce Jenner seems alright – but I’m sure she will just find a way to make another few million dollars off of it and if I know this bitch at all she’s probably consulted with producers already regarding her spin-off divorce solo show. You know, just in case.

Lais Ribeiro in Some Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model for Victoria’s Secret who I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing…. All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my harem…. I am sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of her, she’s new blood to an old, played out, photoshopped out nipple and vagina lip for boring concept, catalog pics that make billions and I’m welcoming her with open arms…just as soon as I let go of my dick.

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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pic for Instagram of the DAy

You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pic for Instagram of the DAy

Maine Zumba Hooker Popsicle Video of the Day

You probably already know this story….about the zumba class prostitution ring that is a pretty clever idea…if zumba was sexy….but maybe the fact that it isn’t sexy is what makes it so clever…I mean a stripper pole dance class prostitution ring would just be too fucking cliche…. If this is news to you…..here’s an update…. Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk, Maine, pleaded not guilty Tuesday. Wright is facing 106 counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, tax evasion and allegedly providing sex for money. Well…apparently there’s videos of the leader fucking a popsicle…and I guess that’s all that really matters when it comes to prostitution rings…you know good old fashioned frozen treats in pussy on video…even if it has nothing to do with prostitution rings…but does have to do with a sexy, refreshing time. Amazing video of a girl who has her priorities straight….

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Dakota Fanning in her Bra and Panties of the Day

This is some Hollywood Smut that is actually being disguised as indy international smut from the UK…starring older and wiser than her years and uglier and more awkward than her cuteness you’d assume was going to end up hot back when she was 10…..and she’s doin’ it in her underwear….because it is one of those tear jerker, 17 year old is dying, and goes wild pre death making everyone happy she did it but sad they killed her off cuz they don’t get the simple tools of drama…. The trailer dropped in August, but is doing the rounds now, and I never turn my back on a good old fashion child star in panties… Here’s the Trailer….

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Dakota Fanning in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Alyona Subbotina for Treats! Magazine of the Day

I just recently found out that one of my friends runs Treats! Magazine….and I got excited because I actually really love what they are doing….they have merged porn, erotica and fashion, which is pretty much what I would like to be doing…and they recruited some of the hottest fucking models like this Alyona Subbotina to be in it….they figured out the master fucking formula and maybe I should ask for a fucking job…ideally as a fluffer for these awesome models….Keep up the good work…cuz this shit is hot.

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Arianny Celeste’s Awesome Music Video of the Day

The most unfortunate thing about these Vegas hookers that end up getting famous becasue the UFC has become famous and not because they are part of it…but because the world is filled with HOMOS who like watching Man on Man action….and need a pussy in the mix to make the boners less gay….. Is that they get EGOS…and with egos come humiliating, horrible club anthems and music videos…cuz they think they have the talent to do it…totally delusional….you know strike while the iron is hot…and put no real strategy into your brand whatsoever….let clowns produce the worst, least thought out, horrible production quality video ever…..not to mention she looks like shit…sounds like shit…and makes me want to let her know via twitter…but she just ignores me…cuz she thinks she’s a fucking hero instead of working with me…she’s working with these clowns who are ruining her moment….trying to make money off her…like the whore that she is… Seriously…this is painful…

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Brie Larson Big Cleavage of the Day

Brie Larson is a child star….who has been trying to regain her child star fame….by pulling stunts like being in her underwear on the internet…..and now showing up to the low level events she is invited to or manages to get herself invited to…since no one knows who she is….wearing her tits…something I have no problem noticing…because even the biggest star is equally irrelevant in my life as this Brie Larson non-star…..I feel like I have a thing for cheese today. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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