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Brittny Gastineau Fat Girl See THrough Shirt of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brittny Gastineau showed off her only redeeming quality that she knows is her only redeeming quality…cuz everything else about her is just a bottom feeding, spoiled cunt, fat chick…..but tits…tits is all she’s got and luckily all she needs thanks to her trust fund…. The reality is me and Brittny go way back to the early days of social networking, long before she had a TV show that lasted a minute before living in Kim Kardashian’s shadow as the failed socialite who couldn’t swing the success of her Armenian counterpart…you see cuz all Britty ever wanted was fame….but she didn’t do a sex tape when it matted… probably cuz she’s actually fat and knew that shit wouldn’t convert into a billion dollar empire…. She has blocked me, her mom has blocked me, they have no love for me, but now, at 30, she’s decided it is time to show her fucking tits, and I am noticing, but wish she did this when she was 20 and far more exiciting to look at….now it is just sad…but luckily…still tits with saucer-like pink nippless….making me question how this shirt is legal…while appreciating that this shirt is legal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelli Hutcherson Hot Body for Maxim Portugal of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelli Hutcherson is some MMA girl and she’s looking pretty hard bodied and amazing for Mazim…remindng me how important fitness is and not for long life or healthy lifestyle or good living…but for toned bodies I want to see my semen drip off of and get stuck in the hard bodied cracks….seriously…I hate fat girls…I used to like anorexic girls..too weak to run….all unhealthy and dying with horrible breath and grey dead skin….but now…I like bitches who can lift, squat, jump and have the energy to ride my dick for he 4 hours it takes for me to cum thanks to my enlarged prostate….glad you read the site aren’t you?

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Miranda Kerr Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is the few people I put up pictures of who I only really started noticing after Orlando Bloom had violated her vagina and got her knocked up. For some reason I can’t explain, I still find her sexy as fuck….when normally the whole being contaminated thing makes a girl invisible to me. Maybe she did it at the right age, maybe she got a C-Section, maybe I need to stop justifying it and just go with it, cuz really, it’s pictures of someone I don’t know, and reading into this when I got real life shit going on that’s far more important, but really not all that important, but more important than debating with myself about Miranda Kerr’s sex appeal, when I don’t know her, and her job is getting half naked for money….meaning my opinion doesn’t matter…and either does yours…you fucking loser.

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Terry Richardson Is Lady Gaga’s Bitch of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga looks like she’s throwing up…all the fucking time…I think it’s her weak chin and her wobbly fucking face…that matches her wobbly fucking tits…that are the highlight of these pics…unless seeing Terry Richardson the sell out running around like her little bitch…sure he’s getting paid….but seeing a couple hacks who have made it clowning is funny to me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS click here

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Christiane Seidel for Boardwalk Empire of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big moves for Christiane Seidel….this is her big break…and it involves her getting naked…but the real question is how naked did she have to get the opportunity to get naked on TV…her IMDB reads like the back of a cocktail napkin…a few smeared credits that may seem substantial to non actors at the party…”oh wow, you were on an episode of Law & Order, I watch that show sometimes”….but that are in fact totally irrelevant….meaning making this naked on TV shit come true took some hustle…and now she can be proud the world or at least the part of the world that watches Boardwalk Empire has seen her tits….I hear it is a lasting performance that won’t be forgotten….and really I just like naked on TV….cuz long gone are the days of jerking off to Thighmaster infomercials and that’s a good thing….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…but that can still give you hope that one day your bald ass will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s wearing tight pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Turns Me On of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I woke up to a text from a lovely, fit, young lady I want to do very very naughty things to…you know things I can only do with her vagina and my mouth and my penis….saying that Miley Cyrus had a sex tape drop….and I actually took the time to google the shit…before realizing it was a hoax…Miley doesn’t need sex tapes yet…she’s got all the fame and fortune she needs and the sex tape will only come in a decade when she’s officially fallen off and a mess…after bad investments, drugs and the after shock of no one giving a fuck about her…but for now….muppet head and lesbian hair and all…I am into this bitch…and I don’t know why…but assume it has to do with her skinny fit body…and round lovely tits.

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Anne Hathaway Got Married of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne Hathaway got married this weekend to some dude naed Adam Shulman….. I am posting it cuz she’s onee of those actors nerds, virgins and losers believe they are dating in their second life that is their first life….you know in fantasy land that is magical and amazing while real life is socially awkward and lonely… Which means a lot of you are furious…screaming at your computer screen, destroying the life sized model of her you made out of your own semen…. And that is hilarious. You people never get over the fact that she is in movies, not the character in the movies, and that if you met her, in the rare as fuck chance that you met her, it’d probably not lead to you having sex or even having a conversation with her….where you exchange numbers and plan to talk again,.So I’m glad she’s forced you to get over her…. TO SEE HER WEDDING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE: Anne Hathaway’s recently married pre-married awesome tits in a sex scene from LOVE & OTHER DRUGS with the one celebrity I’ve had a physical altercaton with who will remain nameless cuz he’s a fucking loser and his name is too hard to type….click the MORE button….NSFW…after the jump…touch your toes…

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Justin Bieber Threw Up on Stage of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber is one step closer to Falling the fuck off….as he pukes on stage. As much as I hate seeing people puking, on the street, in porn, or on my dick when the crackwhore is drunk, dying and and sucking my dick, I love seeing this… Sure it could be food poisoning, or maybe it is USHER’s semen, dude fills the belly up like donkey in heat or maybe it is drinking, drugs and other ailments today’s youth, especially, former child stars, face…. THis is the video of the fucking weekend. Here’s some Selena Gomez cuz she sex offended him before her implants / weight gain for marketing purposes….and may still be pretend dating him for marketing purposes to make this post less homo….cuz puking twinks isn’t erotic…it’s just funnny

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More Kylie Minogue Artsy Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.

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