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Emily Ratajowski’s Twitter Pics of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tweeted me once…before she was famous for having the single best body in the fucking world right now….at least according to me right now…as I am inconsistent and easily distracted and fall in love with hot bodies every fucking day….but not all those hot bodies acknowledge I exist…even though I’m amazing and runnning massive PR for them… There are 1000s of Emily Ratajowski’s in LA trying to make it….and now that this Emily bitch is too big for me…too famous…too much of an ego onto working with bigger sites…I’ll still look at her twitpics but I won’t look at her instagram cuz she’s blocked me….but I like to think…I’ve fired her…to move onto new vagina willing to get nakeed for fame….

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Emily Ratajowski’s Twitter Pics of the Day

Karlie Kloss Titties in Latex for Numero of the Day

Karlie Kloss was in last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show….where she was promoted as their new face…where they did a spotlight on her…even though she’s been in the game for a while…and everyone got mad at how skinny and not busty she was…serious hate was propogated….exceept from me…cuz I love skinny girls…and small lovely tits… Now I don’t know if she was fired by Victoria’s Secret since her trial run was a failure, you know her probationary period was a flop, you know that things just didn’t work out….. But I do know she’s shooting softcore latex fetish porn for a fashion magazine that is marketing this smut as fashion…and I fucking love it.

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Karlie Kloss Titties in Latex for Numero of the Day

Kylie Minogue’s Ass Crack for TV of the Day

Here are some screenshots of some Kylie Minogue showing off her ass crack for what I assume is fashion because if you havenn’t been reading the site for the last 8 years…you may not be aware of this…but fashion turns girls into sluts…it makes them do all the half naked slutty things that they won’t do when you ask them like this: “put on this assless dress and walk up those stairs while I jerk off to your little ass you washed up popstar from the 80s….do the locomotion on my dick”…. That’s why we all love fashion.

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Saskia de Brauw Hot for H&M of the Day

This H&M shoot of Saskia de Brauw is amazing. It’s almost pornographic….. Saskia de Bauw is should be my girlfriend…I would tkae her to all the magcal plaes…. I don’t care what they are selling….cuz what matters is that they are giving fucking boners away for free… Saskia I love you as much as I love fake fitness…

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Lady Gaga’s Thong Ass and Naked on the Toilet Pics of the Day

I don’t know if Lady Gaga has lost her shit in trying to figure out how to shock and impress people more than she already has…you see cuz she’s ugly as fuck and didn’t deserve any of the fame she got…and now that she’s peaked she’s trying to hold on…cuz these idiots get too much money and forget that is what is important…and that they can retire cuz they won a lottery…but they hate losing popularity more than anything….so they do what they can to crash and burn….So she’s turned to getting naked on the internet hoping to get clicks….with her busted face….but great ass that I’ve grabbed before she was famous and can say is a great fucking ass…because even ugly girls can have at least one decent feature…. [Gallery]

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Taylor Swift’s Cameltoe of the Day

When Taylor Swift is not filling her pussy up with 18 year old Kennedy cock she is trying to marry….she’s filling it up with fabric…. She’s a wholesome for the sake of her career, money maker with the best scam…singing tedious…poptart…candy coated generic bullshit tween songs that have the intellectual substance of a kids show….that say all the obvious shit that have the same depth as a fucking puddle…for the retards of the world to relate to….cuz most people don’t have fucking brains…. Her shit is on the radio whenever I turn on the radio and that’s the kind of shit that makes me want to blow my fucking brains out…but instead all wait for this cartoon character of a teen icon to fucking crack…cuz you know it will…and one day her stage show will involve her screaming death medal or obscure lesbian art songs about rape and torture while fisting herself covered in pigs blood…cuz flowers and butterflies bullshit with no substance only last so long before serious fucking collapse….you can only be a marketing tool….corporate puppet for so long before the real you wants to break free….and this fabric insertion is a start….a foreshadow of what’s to come… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Taylor Swift’s Cameltoe of the Day

Sarah Harding Ass Cheeks in Awesome Shorts of the Day

Sarah Harding is some UK chick from some fabricated Reality TV band and she’s out making moves wearing some pretty rockin’ shorts….if wearing short shorts is really moves…especially considering she probabyl called the paparazzi and figures it’ll be a good media hit now that she’s 30 and it’s almost gonna be too late for her or at least too late for people to consider her antics cute….especially considering everytime I leave my house every girl 16 – 25 is rocking something similar….which in and of itself is more exciting cuz it isn’t 30, expired, with a hungry uterus screaming to be fed sperm to make fetus….even if desperate once famous pussy with the energy to have a second wind is kinda hot when it has a body like this…and I guess that’s why I’ve fell into her trap. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tina Barrett From S-Clup 7 Half Naked Comeback of the Day

Tina Barrett is from S-Club 7 and for those of you who don’t know…S-Club 7 was one of the original fabricated for TV UK bands that I used to jerk off to when reruns played late night, cuz there was always a bitch, usually Rachel Stevens hard nippled in a bikini for at least a minute, and at the time, we’re going way back, these girls were 25 years old, but fast foreward 10 years, and here they are still pulling half naked for attention stunts, only at 35, which is kinda old to be gettin in lingerie, but I guess when you’re an S-Club 7 member, and not even the hot S-Club 7 member, you gotta take whatever you can get to promote your first solo record you’ve called “Coco Chanel” as a tribute to the last decade you spent being a fucking stripper…at least that’s what I assumed happened to this one…. The good news is, that despite hating 35 year old women, I kinda find these pics hot…. Here’s her single that she dropped 4 months ago and that only 70,000 people watched….star power that is pretty non existant and just sad and depressing….and most importantly – awful sounding.

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Tina Barrett From S-Clup 7 Half Naked Comeback of the Day

Sofia Vergara Broken Zipper Ass Flash of the Day

I have already posted and showcased Sofia Vergara as my favorite thing at the Emmys for some sick reason….. I genrally hate over 35 year old women, no matter how curvy, exotic, busty, or accented they are…..I can only assume I was won over by her latina spell that I can only assume she had some witch doctor make in some Colombian lab….that lead to this career, and by witch doctor I mean a member of her family who was supplying Hollywood with all its cocaine opening some pretty important doors….it doesn’t matter…because I’m hooked…and that was before I saw thesee pics of her dresse ripped open, busted at the zipper, because her ass is just that fat and tasty, you see cuz even if this shit looks like it was maid for a tacky hispanic graduation, it was probably 10,000 dollars and hand crafted, making the zipper break that much more substantial, cuz if it was some Walmat prom dress shit that it looks like it is, I’d expect this….but the fact that it isn’t just shows how much power that ass has…an ass I want to eat….in hopes of getting some of its powers…. The only unfortunate thing in all this is her underwear….no one wears underwear to these things….unless they are in a mini skirt…so maybe just maybe it was staged….or she’s drippy…. Sexy as fuck regardless. If this post teaches us one thing….you know one valuable life lesson…is that I can turn hate into love just by seeing a little nudity….that’s all it took for me to change my opinion of her…a broken zipper and a golden fucking ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paris Hilton’s Bikini Top in Hawaii of the Day

Paris Hilton is doing som PR bullshit…wanting to get some bikini shot by the paparazzi time to make people forget what she said about all Gays having AIDS and being horny, even though a lot of gays do have aids and are really horny, it’s some stupid rich girl commentary that should be saved for the luxury villa, and I guess she knows it and this is all strategy, because lets face it, forgetting her comments aboutu gays will be easy, since we’ve all pretty much forgot about Paris Hilton….and that boring sex tape that made Kim Kardashian….that’s what her fucking legacy has become and she must fucking hate it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton’s Bikini Top in Hawaii of the Day