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Sara Underwood Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Underwood teaches the youth a couple of valuable lessons… First, when you are at your hottest and most marketable, you know when you just hit 18, do Playboy, because you don’t have to be all that hot, your youthfulness will get the door open since all guys like seeing 18 year olds naked…even the fat ones…. Second, when you are tired of posing naked and realize that you are easily replaced, sleep with or pretend to sleep with a star, because you will get noticed by the right people. Third, when you are noticed by the right people, take a low paying job making TV for nerds, cuz nerds are loyal and will pay for your autograph at comic conventions for the next 40 years, making it a solid retirement plan for a girl who has no talent…but was willing to get naked… Fourth, post sexy half naked pics of yourself on the regular to keep us interested…. She’ got it all figured out…. TO SEE HER NAKED IN PLAYBOY EVEN IF SHE WANTS YOU TO FORGET FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Blake Lively Pregnant of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV…. Boom.

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Eva Longoria’s Nude Ass in Bed of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Viva fucking Mexico…..I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…and I really don’t care that she’s modeling her ass in some photoshoot….but I’ll still look at it…cuz it’s not as offensive, taco filled shit smeared mess you’d expect it to be….you know if she hadn’t denounced Mexico in exchange for Beverly Hills…..who cares. Here is the pic.

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Paris Hilton Hates Gays of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton is the fucking devil, swine, garbage, filthy shit filled shell of a human and I am not just saying that because I feel I need to defend the gay man….because for the longest time I thought Paris Hilton was a gay man. Truth be told, I have made similar jokes about gay people, but I am a horrible person…. Just this morning I was regretting a drunken hot tub session with 2 dudes in a loft in the gay village, because I figure and googled to see if AIDS virus can live in the petri dish that is a hot tub petri…. But then again I like laughing at stereotypes like gay guys having AIDS….and luckily cares about what I say or listen to what I say…. And every gay guy I know is fucking horny….a sexual deviant, but that is just because every guy I have every met would be a sexual deviant, if the girls we fuck allowed us to be….It’s like gay sex has no referee or police or moody bitch who has PMS and emotions to get in the way of hardcore ass fucking or some shit…. I can still say with confidence, that we are all God’s Children, some of my best friends are gay and I love everyone equally, or that I am indifferent about everyone equally, except maybe Paris Hilton, who I actually hate….. The irony in all this is that she is probably the one with AIDS, because like the gays, she’s a horny, damaged, rich girl who should be fucking shot for her public hate crimes…who made porn even though she didn’t have to…unprotected and who is known for having herpes…always a sign of a clean girl…. They conveniently recorded the conversaition cuz it is an inside job and she remains the fucking worst… TO HEAR THE AUDIO – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls… Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.

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Miranda Kerr Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret has the ability to take the same fucking picture and recycle it over and over and over and over again….for 4 fucking decades and still manage to be compelling…because there’s a half naked woman in it…whether it is lame, or cheesy or tacky or just fucking boring…I still manage to stare at the shit all day…no matter what the model is…I’m hooked into their scam…those corporate bastards always fucking win… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Baseball Fan of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate sports but as someone who loves offensive gestures on TV, this is the kind of thing I could get down to, you see I’m the kind of guy who likes pressing my dick in the window of fancy restaurants while couples look into each other’s eyes romantically, you know to help get the mood where it needs to be….in a fun place…where boring bullshit…becomes hysterical… Apparently he was doing this for an inning before being kicked out…an inning long enough to get famous doing frat boy bullshit….

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Kaley Cuoco Suggestive Dick Sucking with Lacey Chabert for Twitter of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.

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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Leopard Print of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook launched a clothing line…and no one gave a fuck….I know this because the above video has 300 views after being live a couple of days…but I am a believer in all things Kelly Brook…I mean she’s got this far with nothing more than a set of huge tits and a dream….coupled with a vagina will to bang celebrities and opportunities to the top….she even staged a pregnancy and miscarriage to tug on the heart strings of her fans…when we all know it was an inside job…part of a bigger plan I call turning 40 soon and this is my last fucking push….. TO SEE THE PICS OF HER BIG TITS IN LEOPARD FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat, Slutty, New Song Preview of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Aguilera is either releasing a song or an album called “YOUR BODY”….and with that comes a promo video that I watched…not because I am interested in anaything Christina Aguilera…especially not when it comes to her body…unless it involves me ejaculating inside her with my eyes closed so that I K-Fed her….but because I am scared of her body….and every now and then seeing a fat chick rolling around trying to be sexy brings me joy and inspires me to not eat the fucking day old donuts the coffee shop gave me for free cuz I’m poor. Seriously, this is a massive, really massive.. nightmare….and it makes me laugh. TO SEE THE PICS OF OBESITY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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