Selena Gomez was showing off her recently chubby thanks to being 20 and taken off her Disney Growth supression “Peter Pan” drugs vagina in a bikini..spread the fuck eagle….for the paparazzi who are pretty close to think this wasn’t strategic promo for Springbreakers….and the only exciting thing in this is deciding whether she has little fake tits or recently blossomed thanks to Hormones in the food and Bieber’s 18th birthday real tits…I’m going with fake. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kate Middleton is some middle class whore who was hired by the Royal Family to be the future Queen as a marketing stunt for the Royal Family, because lets face it they were losing their brand image….and having her spoke to the public in a way that got them hits…views and a televised wedding…. Even she didn’t really love the Prince, he’s a fucking prince, pretty top dog in her social scene or possiblities of people to get knocked up by, it is really just logic….and I wouldn’t call her a whore for it….all girls make themseleves love men who come with opportunity… And like a whore, here she is in some topless pics, tanning like every girl should, a leader to us all, because after selling your soul to the devil isn’t all that bad, but you still don’t want to have fucking tan lines, especially not when in France where topless is allowed and the paparazzi watch….the same paparazzi that can leave you dead in a Tunnel….RIP Princess Diana….. All this to say, these pics were in Closer magazine and they shoulda been closer…I like my tanning pics with more spread labia…and she’s unevnentful…sure she may be skinny, her ass may be ok, but here tits aren’t that rockin’….and here are the pics…we need more Pippa….she’s the real bottom feeder in the family trying to get noticed and stand out from her sister’s shadow…and that makes her more fun.
If you’re wondering what happened to NEVE CAMPBELL ….you know where she disappeared to after Scream 15 finished filming….well I’ve found her…and apparently wherever she was, she was turning into a fucking monster…a monter who thought it would be ok to broadcast herself in a bathing suit for her fans….who are probably the loyal kind of fan…since I doubt anyone with actual taste or who have had sex would have ever found her hot or more importantly ever watch Party of Five…. This is the worst. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I really think this Candice Swanepoel character is fantastic. I have no idea why, I mean sure it could be the fact she’s got a rockin’ body that has been sourced by top modeling agencies and hired by the biggest brands who are known for scouting the top pussy, pretty much shoving her half naked body down our throats, making her a celebrity we follow cuz she wears bikinis or maybe it is because we are connected at the soul…I guess only destiny will be able to answer this…..and while I wait for it to….I’m gonna go back to staring at this hotness getting paid to be half naked…something I like in all the women I’ve never met but want to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Johnny Depp’s ex wife and mom to a couple of his kids….who is pushing 40 has finally come out of her reclusive life that she’s had hiding with the Pirate the last 14 year..now that he’s out of her life, thanks to hiding his penis inside his co-stars, even though French women are supposed to be into sharing their men, esepcially when their men get paid to cheat on Camera for 100s of millions of dollars a movie…money that is going to fund the life, artist loft in Brooklyn, drug addiction, start up companies that fail, yachts and all that other good rich kid stuff of their bratty kids…. She’s modeling in a fashion mag, all elegant in lingerie, and she’s the kind of single mom, I’d be so into riding into the good life that she can offer me…espeically since her mom body, and I can’t speak for her entire mom body, cuz she hasn’t got her labia spread in this pic, look pretty good…. Here are the pics….
You know when they photoshop her, and pose her like that against a white wall, it is hard to tell that she’s a midget who was involved in a Hollywood prostitution ring when she was a kid cuz her mom’s fucking crazy…at least that was the rumor she never addressed before going off the radar, getting implants, and dating 7 foot tall guys with massive dicks, to confuse us as to how they fuck, while reminding us that she’s a fucking circus performer….
Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works… So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop. Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….
Hey remember when I did that Bar Refaeli post 4 minutes ago about how she used her tits to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame into a line of underwear she’s pushing aggressively, cuz might as well make all the money you can when you can….it’s simple business lessons many Israelis will teach you if you let them…… While, here’s the new vagina Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking, because he can, and might as well, stick his dick in all these half naked models who get paid to be half naked, cuz why bother lookin for pussy on your own, when you have model scouts out there and big brands like Victoria’s Secret out there doing the work for you…not tha someone like Leonardo DiCaprio would exclusively fuck one model…when he has the option to fuck all models…but this is his public number one…and she’s in a bikini showing you why she’s a star fucking model….it’s all in her body. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe too mature and not playful enough and whatever the reason….who the fuck cares…cuz she’s still a lingerie model….modeling lingerie….but I prefer when she’s fucking topless …..but I guess this mom body is alright to look at too….because it isn’t fat.
I am starting to think people in the UK do not have smart phones or computers… Here are 4 pics – there’s at least 8 more out there…of Tamara Ecclestone…some daughter of a billionaire who manages to be a huge fucking pile of trash…in how she looks, dresses and behaves in tacky, cheap, garbage pictures….making me think maybe daddy was too busy making money to give her hugs and love….cuz why would someone try to leave their mark like this…if they didn’t have to….in cheap masturbation fodder for blue collar mechanics in the shop….cuz no one else uses bikinis…I mean shit, her dad is a fucking billionaire…couldn’t she have taken a couple thousand dollars and made an app or something….fuck….I hate these cunts who waste opportunities by following the stripper’s lead….it makes no sense…go to Harvard, get a degree, save the world, cure MS or AIDS or Herpes….instead of smearing said herpes on the pages of a 2013 calandar… Garbage….but I’d still K-Fed her.
