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Springbreakers New Poster of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe that as an adult, I am tracking the progress of the Springbreakers marketing material like it fucking matters in a world where real shit happens daily…… I can’t take myself seriously, but the good news is that I never do, not even when it comes to half naked tweens who aren’t even tweens, but instead genetically modifed 20 year olds up on some Disney Science experiment Peter Pan shit…. But I am documenting this shit….and here is the poster and some more of the exhausted and played out pics of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens non-nude and some other whores I’ve never heard of in pics….

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Pixie Lott Panty Flash at a Nightclub of the Day

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I like my upskirt pics to involve less panty and more vagina meat….cuz I like to determine if that fleshy vagina sandwich is one I would like imagine myself start eating…without the labia in the mix, I might as well be staring at the bitch in pants, which defeats the whole fucking purpose of an upskirt picture….it gets me all philosophical…is a vagina still a vagina if it is being presented me in nautical stripes….panties aren’t good enough for me to count this as an upskirt…I’m not a vegetarian…meat or die you fucking hippies and your underwear that is as thick as a fucking bathing suit….always trying to ruin our cured meat and mustard eating experience….protesting outside slaughter houses that are behind her fabric gate…. Pixie Lott dressing herself is a real fucking cock block to my vagina staring fun. Who the fuck is Pixie Lott and why do I care so much about seeing her pink, nitrate filled cunt?

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Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Portman brought her mom body out in a bikini and I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth, especially in their panties, from all the pushing and prodding and passing of a creepy living thing out of their glorious vaginas, while ravaging not only gentials, but stomach….making a girl never quite the same….even if she tries to bounce back….because she comes with annoying as fuck baggage and no matter how many kegels she does…that shit just doesn’t disappear…..but what does disappear is the boner of their husbands as they move onto younger more fertile versions of the woman they married who has become a shell of her former self….a shell that in Natalie Portman’s case has a lot of money to finance a lot of fun….that makes her shitty mom body almost respectable….especially to her fan base that are geeks and star wars nerds who love her even when she was an action figure they’ve shoved up their ass….while jerking off….true story…. But I think she looks lovely….because I see beauty in everything….especially procreation. It is god’s plan for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pauley Perrette Scares Me in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before today….I had no idea who Pauley Perrette was…I just assumed she was some teen nobody who got famous because she was handicapped….you know a retard…or mongloid if you’re into vintage throwback terms for waterheads…not that there’s anything wrong with being handicapped, or famous for having Downs Syndrome….I figure if you have Downs, you might as well exploit it, cuz when you’re famous your Downs doesn’t seem to matter as much, as groupies are more willing to suck you off….just look at Mini-Me as a special olympics idol…dude gets pussy that would never fuck him pre-celebrity…cuz girls are whores and drawn to status even if that status comes with things that society deems freakish or abnormal… That said, she’s not a handicap teen, she’s actually 43 years old….and she’s tweeting bikini erotical…

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Shaq Walks The Streets In His Draws… [VIDEO]

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Shaq was clearly destined to be a comedian following his basketball career. We can always count on him for great commentary and a good laugh.…

Shaq Walks The Streets In His Draws… [VIDEO]

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Britney Spears is Pantsless for Elle of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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Rachel McAdams Ass in Vs. Magazine ofthe Day

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched a Rachel McAdams movie about forgetting her husband….not because one of the girls I am fucking made me…and not because my wife who I am not fucking was trying to implant ideas in my brain on how love is supposed to be in some CIA brainwashing way….but because I fucking chose to…I said…I need more romance in my life…and I need to believe in love because I really don’t…and I need a movie made for that purpose to show me the light in the dark damp basement that is my soul….and the entire time….all I was thinking about is how tight Rachel McAdams’ asshole was…leading me to believe that Romance movies are totally fucking pornographic…if all you think about when watching them is doing dirty porn things to the main character….. Either way, she’s in Vs. Magazine and her ass and loose fitting boys underwear is kinda sexy…in a just been kidnapped and got my period do you have anything for me to wear now that my underwear are stained and ripped from you tryng to rape me…can I use these old man underwear left in thiis basement from the previous owner….kind of way…

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Topless Models in 25 Magazines of the Day

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Here are: Iman, Liya Kebede, Petra Nemcova, Veronika Varekova, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann, Helena Christensen, Summer Rayne Oakes, Coco Rocha, & Katharina Harf…also known as a bunch of models I can’t differentiate from each other…cuz models are a dime a fucking dozen….and all look the same I only like staring at their classy tits….cuz they are all fuckin whores trying to make a dollar with their bodies…and whether it is for fashion or fucking porn…it’s the same fucking bullshit…bullshit I like…

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Topless Models in 25 Magazines of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are: Iman, Liya Kebede, Petra Nemcova, Veronika Varekova, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann, Helena Christensen, Summer Rayne Oakes, Coco Rocha, & Katharina Harf…also known as a bunch of models I can’t differentiate from each other…cuz models are a dime a fucking dozen….and all look the same I only like staring at their classy tits….cuz they are all fuckin whores trying to make a dollar with their bodies…and whether it is for fashion or fucking porn…it’s the same fucking bullshit…bullshit I like…

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Hot Kristen Stewart Landing in Canada Pics of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never found Kristen Stewart hot…to me she always looked like a dumpy, lazy, white trash slob on welfare who was raped by her brother and dad on a nightly basis, leading to an eating disorder, a fear of showering, and a meth addiction….so even when she’s dolled up, she looks like she’s in an over-sized boyfriend t-shirt that she picked up at Goodwill when collecting some Creamed Corn cans for dinner….She’s a ghetto piece of trash and the only thing fun about her is that she got caught fucking her director, like a casting couch piece of labia that she is, cuz one thing I know is her looks didn’t get her this far and the other thing I know is that she wasn’t actually dating Rob Patterson, that shit was just all contractual Twilight bullshit to sell tickets to the movies…obviously… Either way, she’s in Canada and maybe I’ll run into her and have sex with her, I’ll keep you posted. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS follow this link

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