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Hot Kristen Stewart Landing in Canada Pics of the Day

I have never found Kristen Stewart hot…to me she always looked like a dumpy, lazy, white trash slob on welfare who was raped by her brother and dad on a nightly basis, leading to an eating disorder, a fear of showering, and a meth addiction….so even when she’s dolled up, she looks like she’s in an over-sized boyfriend t-shirt that she picked up at Goodwill when collecting some Creamed Corn cans for dinner….She’s a ghetto piece of trash and the only thing fun about her is that she got caught fucking her director, like a casting couch piece of labia that she is, cuz one thing I know is her looks didn’t get her this far and the other thing I know is that she wasn’t actually dating Rob Patterson, that shit was just all contractual Twilight bullshit to sell tickets to the movies…obviously… Either way, she’s in Canada and maybe I’ll run into her and have sex with her, I’ll keep you posted. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS follow this link

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Belinda In Her Bikini of the Day

Here is my Mexican Pussy I want to fuck cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be…. Belinda is some massive Mexican singing sensation that I like to use to pay tribute to my dead whore mother who was a Mexican white men wanted to fuck bad enough to pay her 20 dollars, which was like 50 dollars in today’s currency…. Belinda may not have been born in Mexico, but her Spanish dad moved the family there to exploit the local cheap labor, in efforts to become a millionaire who could invest in his daughter’s dream…a dream that has lead to multiple Latin American Grammy awards….that may not matter here in America…but her bikini pics do…she’s got a nutty fucking body…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Chris O’Dowd Tweets His Wife in Lingerie of the Day

Chris O’Dowd is the Irish guy in the movie Bridesmaids, and Dawn Porter is his new wife, who he married last week, who is a published writer, documentary film maker, podcaster and all round productive perosn, who when stripped down for free in a twitpic, is really nothing more than a half naked girl I don’t envy the husband of, cuz when you’re in Bridesmaids, you can pretty much fuck every American groupie under the age of 35, instead of being locked down to this….even this may stimulate him on an emotional level or intellectual level cuz she’s all fucking eager to produce shit….it just doesn’t make sense…don’t these people realize every married person hates their fucking life? Either way, here’s his wife in lingerie, cuz staring at someone else’s wife in lingerie is better than staring at your own wife…

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Kim Kardashian Proves She’s Ugly of the Day

I’ve been calling this bitch a fat ugly pig for years…and all her fat ugly fans get mad at me….well not all of them…cuz if all of them got mad at me…I would be as relevant as her…and thus rich and famous and not struggling to buy myself a fucking beer cuz no one wants to advertise on this sexy as fuck site….. But now she’s gone out and proved it by showing us how much labor goes into making her look presentable….and the funniest thing in all this is that even before they turned her into some movie magic made up like everyday is Halloween cuz really bitch is a monster and everyday is Halloween without her make-up….she’s got make-up on… Everything about this whore is a fucking lie….except the fact that she is a whore….that even her Boyfriend Kanye calls her out for being in his recent song…anything for press.

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More Springbreakers Promo Pics Continue of the Day

Springbreakers premiered at the Venice Film festival last night and it was the biggest day in the lives of all these Disney cunts trying to make it as legit actors even though they are only cast because they each have ridiculous loyal youthful fanbases….which I guess is a good enough excuse for putting them all in bikinis and parading those bikini pics around like it was the second coming of Christ….because young girls in bikini are generally exciting enough to make Christ cum….but I guess them having vaginas is a good nough excuse to put them in bikinis….at least that’s the way I see it…

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Jenny Garth in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicole Richie Mom Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I hung out with Nicole Richie a long time ago and it wasn’t a high point in my life….but more importantly she was a fucking cunt then….so I can’t imagine her bratty adopted rich kid complex has changed all that much…I can’t imagine her being friendly or pleasant or anything but a bitter bitch angry at the world cuz her mom wanted nothing to do with her before giving her to Lionel Richie like she was a pair of used panties at one of his concert’s flung on stage….but I can stare at her breast implants when on the beach in Mexico…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Lingerie ofthe Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is awesome….not because she loves and supports bald men as long as they are rich and famous…and not because she’s an awesome actress who has made a great career shift, triple threat, leveraging her modeling into some Academy Award willing shit…and not because she proved to the world that Megan Fox is irrelevant and overrated and that a model could replace her….but because she is hot, and when she gets half naked for photoshoots, she’s at her fucking best… Here she is promoting her line of lingerie….justifying why she has all those fans…

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Rosie Jones Hot Tits for Nuts August 2012 Outtakes of the Day

I don’t know if Rosie Jones is fucking hot, or if she just has a great body, or if she takes a good picture, or if she’s someon I’d like or hate, because I am too busy staring at her fucking tits… The world needs more great fucking tits that aren’t scared to show their great fucking tits for a little fame and money…. Cuz it is better than working at Wal Mart or for 10 dollars a song mother fuckers…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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