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Katy Perry is the Devil for L’Officiel of the Day

You know there is something seriously wrong with the world when girls who are built like tanks, short, thick, dumpy broken down tanks, like Katy Perry can pretend to be fashion models, all because they are famous and the magazine figures it’ll sell a couple of copies to her shitty loyal fans… I think what we can all learn from his is that Katy Perry looks just as shitty when in disguise and photoshopped….

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Katy Perry is the Devil for L’Officiel of the Day

Britney Spears Twerkin’ Bikini Tweet of the Day

This bikini pic would be more interesting if Britney was Twerking, or tweaking or anything with some personality….but I’ll take a bikini pic for old times, sure she’s a fragment and medicated version of the Britney Spears we all used to masturbate too…and she’s far more stable and boring then the days of shaving her head….and her body is far less fun to laugh at then when she was fat and covered in Cheeto dust, or when she was 19 and in leather for music videos….but she’s still Britney Spears…a broken soul who was destroyed ad taken advantage of by a man…willing to be broken and taken adavantage of again..too tired to put up a fight and if that isn’t sexy….I don’t know what is…

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Kelly Kelly Ass in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly is some wrestling babe with a hot fit body used to distract wrestling fans from the homo erotic….homo sexual….totally fucking flaming level of gayness that comes with watching two half naked guys playfight…seriously…I don’t think there is a gayer concept than that and if anything that is the basis of all great gay love stories…. She’s got a rockin’ ass, but more importantly she’s got amazing skills on the camera….I always have a hard time coaching girls on how to position themselve to send me awesome ass shots…but this bitch got it on lockdown….I feel like I’m hiding in the bushes staring on as I often do when I am around bikini clad women….

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Tan Mom’s Drunken Drag Show Is Disgusting of the Day

Built like a 65 year old retiree you may have accidentally got hard for on the family cruise because you loved the way her leathery skin contrasted with the nylon straps of her white trash law chair….Tan Mom…the orange haggard skin cancer in training pussy who got in trouble for taking her kid to a tanning salon even though based on her face…you’d think menopause hit back in 1992…..and now she’s riding that fame…cuz that’s all it takes in America….where she’s flashing panty and headlining Drag Shows…. When people pay attention to this garbage…we know it is safe to say that we are all fucking doomed…. Here’s the disgusting I can’t believe this exists video.. More Humiliating and Horrible Pics HERE

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Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid…. So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex….. Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Dobrev Bra for Ocean Drive of the Day

Nina Dobrev is a vampire slut, or at least she plays one on TV, which but she isn’t a vampire at all, but some cunt who gets paid to lie to the world….but I can say she doesnt have a soul, she sold that shit for this vile fucking career….But I hear she has a great appreciation for the Mexican culture…at least that’s what my friend told me…who caught this Nina Dobrev bitch smearing guacamole all over her pussy in the bathroom at their high school….a story I can’t validate but can masturbate to.

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Bar Refaeli Fat Back in a Bikini of the Day

Like the pig of a woman I just saw buy a chocolate bar…Bar Refaeli is thick….but her bathing suit is riding up her pretty thick ass cheeks that as far as I am concerned look boxy and square as fuck..you know cuz her ass is eating the shit…since based on her size….her shit is always hungry and always eating whether it be shorts, celebrity cock, donuts…or anything it can to make it feel good and validated….cuz she’s dead on the inside…as she slowly transforms into a Jewish mother…all cured meat, kosher and built like Roseanne….but I guss she’s not quite there yet…. To See the Rest of the Pics of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Half Naked for a Victoria’s Secret Fragrance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a lovely bikini model who I think looks great half naked…probably better than most half naked girls…because she is fit and most girls are feeding their sugar addictions with carbs and ice cream…especially on hot summer days…cuz any excuse works for them….you see cuz I walk by an ice cream shop every once in a while…even it is consistently filled with chicks talking about boy problems…or the stresses of their insignificant, irrelevant lives….I assume they are the same girls who shit on girls like Candice for being ripped and amazing…and getting paid for it….ya’ll are just jealous….cuz you’re too lazy to look like this…even though looking like this is all men ask of you.

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Candice Swanepoel Half Naked for a Victoria’s Secret Fragrance of the Day

Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version… Here’s the proof. She is a whore.

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Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day